SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

Cough give Platinum Games the 40k License Cough

I want to see Darksiders continue at least, that series is fun. Hope EA doesn’t get the WWE license if the buyers decide to auction off IP’s.

I second that Darksiders motion. That series doesn’t get enough recognition, its very solid. Also, I’d almost bet on EA getting the WWE license, not sure if its a good or bad thing yet tho. They can’t make games any worse than the last WWE titles I suppose (or they could just rehire Aki like they did for DJ Fight for NY)

I want to play the new Metro game. Space Marine and Red Faction: Guerrilla are fun as hell. I’ve played Saints Row: The Third for a bit and it seems pretty fun too, but I haven’t gotten that far to give a real opinion on it.

I was going to get my nephew a harddrive for his 360
but that shit cost more than SSDs.

he can keep on downloading/deleting his demos, fuck that. Back the drawing board.

how much you looking to spend?

About time…


Whaaaaat. Facebook taking tips from SRK.

I watched a few episodes of American Horror Story (season 1) last week. WTF is up with the direction/editing? It's not just the subject matter, which I was mostly fine with- something about the pacing of the show itself seems crack-ish.

Annoying video ads, yet another of the many reasons NOT to have a Facebook page.

he’s only 8 so I guess $50 would be the cap for a gift, but I mostly want to get him something useful. I let him use a friend’s minecraft account and he’s been playing the fuck out of that, so I don’t know what else would be a good gift.

if you mean a harddrive, I guess $20 for a 20gb (I don’t even know if that works on the xbox slims). He doesn’t buy or play anything but demos from the store, I just feel bad that he has to download/delete because the system memory is just 4gb.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA0U009F5885

There ya go sport…

Add me queer bear: TyrannicalHatred. No idea what you even play though.

THIS FUCKING SPIDER-MAN ISSUE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN ANYBODY DO THIS SHIT MARVEL IS FULL NIGGAS TRIPPING ON ACID MADE BY RETARD TEST TUBE BABIES WHO PLAY MARVEL 3.

THIS FUCKING ISSUE IS THE X-FACTOR OF COMIC BOOKS. EVERYTHING THAT X-FACTOR IS TO A MECHANIC THIS SHIT IS TO THE WORLD OF COMIC BOOKS.

JOE QUESADA CAN GO GET CHOKED BY CTHULLU.

Doctor Octopus for best Spider-man

The fuck happened?!

the fuck happened?! [SIZE=2]The Fuck happened?! [SIZE=3]The Fuck happened?![SIZE=4] The Fuck Happened!? [SIZE=5]THE Fuck Happened!? [SIZE=6]THE FUCK Happened?![SIZE=7] THE FUCK HAPPENED!!![/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

PEW PEW PEW PEW

HIDDEN MISSILES HIDDEN MISSILES HIDDEN MISSILES HIDDEN MISSILES

LOOK MAH, ITS THE FUCKING WALRUS EATING YOUR SKULL AGAIN!

DID YOU KNOW THAT BAM BAM INKA DINKAY POOO POO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

TURBO POWER FUCKING STUPID LIGHT SPEED ACTION G STRING NUNS!

SO THEN YOUR MIND IS LIKE, WELL MAYBE BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT THERE IS NO REASON WHY A SQUID WOULD WANT TO FUCK A MONKEY. SURE THE MONKEY COULD ASK FOR IT BUT SQUIDS DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH.

BUT THAT’S REALLY THE PROBLEM BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO AROUND SLAPPING YOUR HEAD IT FEELS FINE AT FIRST. BUT THEN YOU TRY AND SLAP YOUR HEAD WITH A HAMMER BUT FORGET THAT YOUR HAIR IS NOT MADE OF NAILS SO THERE’S NO POINT IN DOING IT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT FUCKING CRANBERRIES HELP WOMEN PEE? DID YOU KNOW THAT DRINKING CRANBERRY BLOOD IS GOOD FOR YOU?

…AND THEN HE SAID, HE TOTALLY DID THAT SHIT AND LET HIM DIE SO HE COULD FUCK HIS GIRL. ITS OK THOUGH BECAUSE WE DON’T REALLY GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

…AND THEN HE SAID LET THE COPS RUN HEAD FIRST INTO A BUNCH OF MERCENARIES WITH AK-47S. ITS OK BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SHOOT; THEY INSTRUCTIONS WERE IN SPANISH AND THE EXTRAS WERE FROM FRANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OH NO NO NO NO NO. JOE QUESADA’S HEAD IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING PENIS. HIS IDEAS ARE JIZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO WHEN YOU READ SOMETHING HE GREEN LIGHTED IT MEANS HE JIZZED ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF CHEWBACABACABACABACABACABACA

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA

HEY GUYS LETS PLAY A GAME: FIND SOMETHING STUPID AND FUCK IT IN THE ASS. OH WAIT IDEAS DON’T HAVE ASSHOLES SO YOU CAN’T FUCK THEM NO MATTER HOW STUPID THEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

EVERYBODY LOSES BECAUSE NOBODY WINS. AND THE BEATS GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

MOMMA’S GOT A SQUEEZE BOX AND IT GOT FUCKED BY JOE QUEZADA!

FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Edit: and fuck Slott too.

:coffee: Are you okay Pertho…Do you wanna talk about it?

Well, alllllllllllllrighty then.

I could have sex with Pertho’s post.

This is like a heyspooky story

Watching this video, and the video is basically just a broad talking about church gayness, and posting pictures of Black dudes who she thinks look gay. :rofl:

It is hilarious, because she’s completely serious.