SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

SNAAAAKE · February 14, 2013, 8:37am

I try not to laugh but this shit is funny every time

http://www.attendanceworks.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/NYC-flyer12.jpg

goodm0urning · February 14, 2013, 8:39am

WTF-AKUMA-HAX:

His super bulletproof skin is on the outside then probably. Just like his underpants.
-Background in science. Yeah, super smart to dropoff your kid in a safety pod thing and then he learns from his farm parents to be a scientist, somehow okay. Still can’t stop a bald guy from getting elements from his own planet that can kill him.
-Who identifies with Superman? Who can? You might pretend to do it long enough you are going to call other people morons for no reason like you’re the shit like your man Supes when apparently Superman don’t shit but if he did, it would be a neutron bomb gashole explosion and kill you anyway because you’re too close man, or rather fanboy.
-Truth is stranger than fiction. But you have to talk about the truths in a fiction over here, like its a bible but its changed hands a million times and has different versions of the chosen 1 like you got the the King James version, the highly unpopular KeithKloss , the ShaqDieselSupergasburner, and then you got this new guy nobody likes. Probably never Superman’d a ho in his life. Today’s Superman sucks.

What the holy god fuck is this abomination of the English language?

regulate · February 14, 2013, 9:12am

Any of you bruvs still play wow?

DaRabidDuckie · February 14, 2013, 9:16am

Thank God, no.

Joshkaz · February 14, 2013, 9:16am

Didn’t get my computer today because the asshole who was supposed to be here to sign for it got a cheap hooker instead.

NickRocks · February 14, 2013, 9:17am

WTF-AKUMA-HAX:

-Superman is not just an alien but probably an Illegal Alien
-Making up fake names because he has no name. Clark Kent like Calvin Klein or somethin
-Who called him Superman first? Some guy on the street?
-He’s a fairy I do suppose, flying thru the air in pantyhose!
-What’s next, his no natural resources planet just pumps out super suits on the daily made out of super titannerdanium? So he can’t be stopped by mere bullets. Ok, so why doesn’t it put a hole in that 1960’s spandex. His super bulletproof skin is on the outside then probably. Just like his underpants.
-Background in science. Yeah, super smart to dropoff your kid in a safety pod thing and then he learns from his farm parents to be a scientist, somehow okay. Still can’t stop a bald guy from getting elements from his own planet that can kill him.
-Who identifies with Superman? Who can? You might pretend to do it long enough you are going to call other people morons for no reason like you’re the shit like your man Supes when apparently Superman don’t shit but if he did, it would be a neutron bomb gashole explosion and kill you anyway because you’re too close man, or rather fanboy.
-Truth is stranger than fiction. But you have to talk about the truths in a fiction over here, like its a bible but its changed hands a million times and has different versions of the chosen 1 like you got the the King James version, the highly unpopular KeithKloss , the ShaqDieselSupergasburner, and then you got this new guy nobody likes. Probably never Superman’d a ho in his life. Today’s Superman sucks.

http://i4.minus.com/ibmujNLTki3iuD.jpg

Come back in another 75 years with something better.

I can.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · February 14, 2013, 9:25am

My mistake Keith Kloss has the infamous: “FUCK THE WORLD” on his back.

Several, like Mr James, have the played out “Chosen 1” but I guess none of them matter when LeBron has it also so I forgot about all of them.

Putting this here instead of the topic over there and maybe sidetrack it anymore.
-pherai better be safe out there with his bullet proof, or bullet ridden Camry as joked about elsewhere on SRK.
-I was checked for rocket launchers once, in jest, by a cop. His partner back at my house told my parents he was good with kids or could relate. Or something to that effect that it was good he saw me and pulled up instead of another officer maybe.

SNAAAAKE · February 14, 2013, 10:59am

hookers > your computer

white_shadow · February 14, 2013, 11:36am

http://singularityhub.com/2013/01/22/robot-serves-up-340-hamburgers-per-hour/

So now even the jobs of burger flippers are in jeopardy. Yikes…

BIGWORM · February 14, 2013, 12:10pm

Glad I work security at a hospital. Ain’t no robot capable of choking bitches.

BIGWORM · February 14, 2013, 12:19pm

Nope, we have a sub-contracted security company to take care of that shit. In-House security is the business.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · February 14, 2013, 12:40pm

Post and you don’t see the posts you missed while on an older version of the page [there were new posts want to view them?] like the old forum.

Bitch you look like Goku
(repeat)

Cryoh · February 14, 2013, 12:50pm

I like how the article assumes that restaurants are going to pay more for better ingredients, when they will obviously continue to serve up the same old slop as usual.

Amazing_Funbags · February 14, 2013, 1:05pm

How do I embed youtube videos guys?

EDIT never mind I figured it out…

Shaft_Agent · February 14, 2013, 2:17pm

http://i.imgur.com/WUjzIqp.jpg

robot burgers 4 lyfe.

goodm0urning · February 14, 2013, 2:31pm

Good thing the people who buy food at Burgah Kang couldn’t be bothered with a silly unnecessity like lettuce.

ThePurpleBunny · February 14, 2013, 2:36pm

I’m sorry but I do not want my food made by machines in a factory to be made by machines right in front of me. That’s just not natural.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · February 14, 2013, 5:22pm

Hey, better than your boy’s language.

http://i3.minus.com/ibwiLhAh7aozqS.jpg

Supermannnn attempt at dun nunna na -Kenny Smith
That wasn’t Superman that was Stupidman! -Barkley

Million · February 14, 2013, 6:05pm

haha, last night I had another dream about a certain friend’s wife. I love how inappropriate that is. It was absolutely outstanding, and I woke up with my ol’ TOGURO™ at about 95% power (not quite the full power, but close).

Someone should remake Destrega with today’s graphics… there is potential for greatness with that. While I’m in wishing mode here-- Powerstone. Why in the fuck does Capcom just not give a shit about that? In fact, that’s basically my issue with the company right there… they’re sitting on such a GOLDMINE of material that could be making money TODAY. What about a new Strider? Hayabusa would get kicked to the curb immediately by the general gaming audience if that were to come out and be even halfway decent… that other modern ninja action game would have to settle for 2nd place while the real deal Strider takes his rightful place as king. Capcom, man…what the hell is their problem? Maybe they don’t even own the rights to this stuff anymore… well then again Strider popped up recently in Ultimate Marvel… eh, whatever man. This is why I need to be rich…like Bill Gates-level wealth. I’d assemble my own team of developers and programmers, specifically for the purpose of making whatever the hell I want to play. “Powerstone 3, guys…that’s next on your schedule.”— and they’d be designing it specifically for me. “Prototype 3 guys…that’s next. Devil May Cry rip-off with custom-character/creation options—get to work on that one too, guys.” Whatever the hell I want… my team would be on the payroll to make it happen for me, regardless of whatever foolishness is going on currently in this piss-ass industry that’s run by morons…regardless of what the rest of the gaming audience currently prefers. This is why money is the greatest thing in this world.

sheeeit…Diablo-clone, without the stupid goddamn DRM always-online bullshit (this entire industry can kindly lick my asshole if that’s where things are headed for the upcoming generations), with added “create a character/class” options. BOOM my team could make it happen in the aforementioned scenario. New Phantasy Star games… new Actraiser… new stuff purely from my imagination… I’m inspired now more than ever to acquire as much money as possible in life.

Sexperienced · February 14, 2013, 6:40pm

sometimes I’m glad a live in a country where guns aren’t widely available.

Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius charged with murder after ‘he accidentally shot dead his model girlfriend at his luxury South Africa home when he mistook her for an intruder’
Incident happened at his Pretoria mansion, north of Johannesburg at 4am
Dead woman is former FHM model Reeva Steenkamp
She was shot several times in the head, chest and the arm
Pistorius believed to have told police he thought she was an intruder
Media reporting it could have been a Valentine's Day surprise gone wrong
Celebrated sprinter is in police custody before a court hearing tomorrow
Officers have visited his house before over alleged 'domestic incidents'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278492/Oscar-Pistorius-charged-murder-accidentally-shot-dead-Reeva-Steenkamp.html#ixzz2KyV5mQqE