Does that include bad guys?
Generally. With bad guys, he’s more of a “your shortcomings are self-evident” kind of guy.
One of my favorite bits in All Star Superman is his final answer to Luthor’s whole “Superman has held me back from helping the world myself” thing.
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey…
The Gospel of Lex Luthor is my favorite single-issue comic book of all time. I know that that isn’t the issue where Superman says “you could have saved the world years ago if it mattered to you”, but I just felt like making that very apparent. Too bad about the movie, though…
The Vinegrettes would be the name I’d appoint to a squad of hype girl dancers.
Yeah you got me hooked on them, the story in the game is really stellar I gotta admit.
If Aquaman doesn’t have a projectile where he tosses sharks at you, there is no justice in Injustice.
You weak old man!
YOU SLOW!
So my friends forbid me to date certain people. One of them will punch me in the face and the other forbids it because she believe the person’s weird and how she’s always right about relationships failing.
You are a black guy who posts on SRK, having a conversation about an MK stream fighting games on the internet; but in particular about SRK. That amplified your blackness by quite a bit. I mean, had you kept talking, Easy E would’ve come back to life, NWA would’ve gotten back together and done the Dorner remix of Fuck the Police.
Saw this kid on the way to school and of course he made it to Reddit.
Looks like that kid needs to stay IN school by the looks of that sign…
Ok ok ok… that mom from the Honey Boo Boo show. She’s definitely on the No-Hit list. It’s odd how her face and head just kinda “melt” into her torso. Where the hell is her neck? It’s like… this is what I’d expect to see as one of the bad guys on a Toxic Crusaders cartoon… or perhaps one of Shredder and Krang’s latest mutated creations that was sent to kill the Ninja Turtles. She’s a 1990’s cartoon villain.
I’d hit her with my car
Some of these don’t even make sense >-)
-Superman is not just an alien but probably an Illegal Alien
-Making up fake names because he has no name. Clark Kent like Calvin Klein or somethin
-Who called him Superman first? Some guy on the street?
-He’s a fairy I do suppose, flying thru the air in pantyhose!
-What’s next, his no natural resources planet just pumps out super suits on the daily made out of super titannerdanium? So he can’t be stopped by mere bullets. Ok, so why doesn’t it put a hole in that 1960’s spandex. His super bulletproof skin is on the outside then probably. Just like his underpants.
-Background in science. Yeah, super smart to dropoff your kid in a safety pod thing and then he learns from his farm parents to be a scientist, somehow okay. Still can’t stop a bald guy from getting elements from his own planet that can kill him.
-Who identifies with Superman? Who can? You might pretend to do it long enough you are going to call other people morons for no reason like you’re the shit like your man Supes when apparently Superman don’t shit but if he did, it would be a neutron bomb gashole explosion and kill you anyway because you’re too close man, or rather fanboy.
-Truth is stranger than fiction. But you have to talk about the truths in a fiction over here, like its a bible but its changed hands a million times and has different versions of the chosen 1 like you got the the King James version, the highly unpopular KeithKloss , the ShaqDieselSupergasburner, and then you got this new guy nobody likes. Probably never Superman’d a ho in his life. Today’s Superman sucks.
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Come back in another 75 years with something better.
lol@ the “its 9am, do you know where your children is” sign(its all over the place in nyc)
the kid cutting school and playing nintendo ds HAD to be black…
I’ve had a pretty rough day.
First I ended up having to scald my barista for not adequately whipping the cream on my caramel latte. THEN I had to fire my stylist for getting my silks from China…now this bitch giving my a foot massage has some of the driest hands that have ever touched me. Seriously, did you not get the memo? Moisturize 4, 2 and 1 hours ahead of your appointment with my feet. Don’t think I can’t tell if you skip your 4 o clock.
woooo my baby Michelle Malkin is on looking so damn cute… just look at that mouth. It was designed for some x-rated fun. …yeah, I might have a “session” later tonight that is especially devoted to her. Really, the moment those lips would be placed on the Bone™ for even 2 seconds, it would be too much to handle already. I’d explode all over that cute little face.
*Leslie Marshall is on now… I’d ravage that too.
*oh, the Plague Inc. update! I finally beat Normal difficulty… I had named my plague “Marriage” that time, so one of the final news bulletins the game showed was “Marriage set to destroy the world… the last humans know they are seeing the end of history” or something like that. This unlocked the Virus…and Virus mode was easier since it mutates more often, and I followed the same gameplan that I won with the Marriage plague that started as bacteria. The key seems to be focusing purely on transmission at first, until the vast majority of the world is infected… I’d say it needs to be basically the entire world infected before you start making the shit lethal. I’d “devolve” the new symptoms that would randomly pop up via mutation, to keep it from being noticed while the world was being infected. Once it’s inside every country (*this is so crucial because they eventually close borders and start doing shit like exterminating all birds and rodents, bombing infected cities and all that jazz…), then you “cut loose” as Superman once said when he opened up that can of “for real” whoop-ass… you unload the deadly top-tier shit like Necrosis, Coma, Paralysis and Insanity, etc… severity/lethality level goes to max and the world dies with the quickness…fools never saw it coming, since it was all harmless at first. Once they saw the plague’s “true power” being unleashed, it was already too late to do anything about it. Haha, I love this sick little game.
*…Borderlands… I still have so much stuff to do in that game… ohhhh and I have a 3-day weekend coming up Hell yeah…
That strategy works for pretty much every plague type except for spores and nano-machines, mostly because spores spread through their special ability (spending points to infect a new country) and nano-tech has a built-in killswitch, meaning the cure is actively being developed right from the get-go, and you have to cripple their ability to activate the killswitch before they can.