SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“Exodus.”><blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“Dramatix”>Let’s see how much hate I’m gonna get now that there’s a disagree option. Still need to fix a few things to adjust with the update.

In other news, an old friend came to school to visit today. He doesn’t head off to the military until May, but it made my day.

Oh, and I actually had the balls to ask someone out…sorta. Bullshit story below (though it doesn’t consist of what I did).

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<div class=“SpoilerText” style=“display: none;”>Earlier in the day, we have a video game event where we played several games. I played Just Dance 4 and dominated almost everyone (except for my Asian friend of course) and I tried to get him to play. He refused several times though, but he was part of the audience I got when my friend cheered me on made jokes about my height. “Go on Tre, show em’ how the Trees do it!”, a word play on my name and how I scored 5 stars and perfects on most of the songs. Eventually because I kept placing first in every dance we did, my friend and him go "This game is officially called “Tre Wins” ".

Later that day, the three of us and his sister talked about our gay friends, how they’re queeny, how he has a small hatred for queeny guys, and a bunch of other stuff. Last week my friend said him and I should date because he’s chill and free-spirited while I’m conservative, uptight, and always over-think/analyzing everything. I joked that our queeny friends should be conservative like me and less “groping every man with a pulse” and “he” agreed. My friend looked at me with a smirk like, “I see you Tre” as if I should have made a move or something.

He and his sister catch the same bus as me, just at a different time, so one day they missed the one they intended to ride and he chased after it :rofl:. Us three then waited outside and started talking when I pulled out a bus schedule out of nowhere from my backpack. They both flipped out and I offered to give it to one of them. Both were willing to give me a hug for it, so I gave it to his sister to keep, but gave to him for a second and jokingly said, “He’s gay, I might get more than a hug” and we laughed. I gave him a bear hug, but he didn’t seem affected by it like most people who cry out in pain by it.

As we talked more, we went inside and sat down in the dining hall. He found a condom and started with it and it led to a bunch of hilarity and goofing around. Soon, he placed his hand on his sister’s knee for some reason (apparently to do that tickle thing with your nails or something) and I placed my hand on his knee to joke with them. His sister goes, “Uh oh, the nervous game!” and the game began. He placed his hand on my inner thigh and I placed mine on his, and we mimicked each other as our hands went to chest areas before he slightly placed his hand under my ass. I grabbed his right cheek and squeezed until he jumped up and quit. We all laughed (though I’m shocked that I actually did something like that) and our bus came.

During the bus ride, him and I talked about a bunch of stuff. Marriage, dancing, anime, conventions, martial arts, traveling, and his bucket list. Since we follow each other on Tumblr, I did read it. He wants to ride a bear, but when I asked if that was legal, he said he was going to ride his own bear cub so that he could ride it. I like Pandas, so there’s some common ground. He likes to dance alone, however, which I picked up when we danced together at a rave last year (together I mean we were in front of each other dancing but that was about it), while I like to dance with groups or with a person. He said he’ll jump into a circle every now and then, while I vowed to better my dancing so that I hop into circles. He doesn’t want to get married until his 50’s or 60’s and wants to travel instead. I would like to travel, but haven’t really gave much thought about marriage (though I imagined getting married around my 30’s or 40’s). He wants to learn Aikido and I offered to teach some of my moves, which I demonstrated on him on the bus before his stop and yesterday where he couldn’t flip out of my joint locks. Apparently, the way I execute my joint locks makes them unbreakable.</div></div>
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Gotta learn html now to spoil tag. Unless there is an easier way some one knows about that I don’t
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I wanna know who thought that was a good idea.

Wow, I can click those YouTube bids without completely leaving the app I’m in.

Flash fact: I still have an iPhone 3G. I got my wife a 5. I’m like, this phone sucks, but it works.

(I will be buying another iPhone when I upgrade. Doesn’t that just drive you nuts, NERD?)

What’s odd is that posts which had spoiler tags in them pre-upgrade still have spoilers using the correct tag. What’s REALLY odd is that if you edit a post you made pre-upgrade that had a spoiler, a button appears that actually lets you use spoilers. o_o

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“Dramatix”>I wanna know who thought that was a good idea.</blockquote>
It was likely just an oversight.

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“Amazing Funbags”><blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“Taito”>This OT OTT is so anti-FGC. You’re supposed to stare at this bright as hell ol Valaris lookin layout for a minute, then quickly dart your eyes to the nearest wall. Voila, dark forum skin.

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I guess you <i>could</i> actually look in there now that SRK won’t refuse to load that worthless thread before. It was like, “You REALLY wanna look in here bro?” </blockquote>
OT OTT = GD Lounge, in Preppy’s mind (also known as “FGC terrorist launchpad”)
<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“jedpossum”>You don’t need tapatalk anymore.</blockquote>
I’m a grown man you can’t tell me what I don’t need. Seriously, Tapatalk is better for phone texting (can’t remember the last time I visited this place from a PC)

haha, I’m sure you guys have seen the latest video of Chris Dorner over the weekend… dude looks like someone took a clone of LL Cool J and made him fat. Big tubby fatass fatty fatso fatness. “Get your fat ass up there, Private Pyle! If God wanted you up there He would’ve miracled your ass up there!”

On another note, this site is quite ugly now.

*it’s surprising to see how many people are in full support of Dorner… Leykis has had many callers calling in that even say they support the notion of this guy killing people that have nothing to do with whatever the fuck his novel-sized manifesto was about.

haha, and meanwhile… most of this species likes to pretend that we’re not as blood-thirsty as we truly are. The human race, generally speaking, isn’t that far-removed from any other animal on this planet that occasionally has that primal desire to kill things… in fact, I’d say we may even be worse. The other animals at least kill specifically for the need to eat. Sometimes, people just kill for the sake of their own entertainment value.

Yeah, I want Tapatalk back.

Forget mobile browsers.

If they ever make a movie about this guy, it’ll be criticized for being so derivative of countless other movies.

Wow this upgrade is a complete mess…

Can’t distinguish posts from quoted posts. Wonder if there is an optimal setting.

Avatars are useless right now.

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“P. Gorath”>why the fuck do we need agree and like? </blockquote>
Say if I make a post explaining how badly I want to fuck a female Predator. Now this is wholly true. I would love to have sex with a female Predator. Not only are they attractive as all get out but I’d likely be the only human on the planet getting predator snurk nurkle. Hell, I’d never have children otherwise but hybrid progeny would be amazing.

Now, you might “like” that I’m courageous enough to express my lust for the predator species. However, you might not “agree” that fucking a female Predator would be the high of all highs. That’s why you need both.

Agree with this post if you want to fuck a predator as badly as I do. Think about it, you could fuck in public with that cloaking technology.

If I don’t get a black background on white text skin for SRK I might be out of here. Feels like I’m posting on viscant

God, this website is fuckin’ UGLY now. Site has gotten worse and worse- this is like the SF the Movie version of SRK. No wonder it’s just old ass dudes like Carpent Lint still here

Somebody don goofed on this “upgrade”

  • I want to fuck Debby Ryan
  • almost done DMC. It’s fun and I like the new Dante. Too bad Virgil’s dick is bigger.
  • new site format is weird. I don’t really understand the point of having like and agree.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

What did i do without SRK?

I became a ping-pong master, while recording… My debuuuuuuuuut alllbummmmmmm.

so I don’t get an alert when one of my posts is quoted? lame.

oh my god, this is such bullshit! i had over 20,000 posts and now i’m down to around 6,500! i’m borderline legitimately upset about this.

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“thurst”>oh my god, this is such bullshit! i had over 20,000 posts and now i’m down to around 6,500! i’m borderline legitimately upset about this.</blockquote>

There goes your Galaga shiel- oh, nope. I lost around 1,000 posts myself. They were probably really good.

I am slightly perturbed at this change. In fact, I may even be classified as <i>almost upset</i>. I demand a full refund of all of the fees SRK has charged me over the years.

I never fucked a Predator but I banged a chick with braids and a giant 16:9 hairline once…

<blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“mIRC”><blockquote class=“Quote” rel=“P. Gorath”>why the fuck do we need agree and like? </blockquote>
Say if I make a post explaining how badly I want to fuck a female Predator. Now this is wholly true. I would love to have sex with a female Predator. Not only are they attractive as all get out but I’d likely be the only human on the planet getting predator snurk nurkle. Hell, I’d never have children otherwise but hybrid progeny would be amazing.

Now, you might “like” that I’m courageous enough to express my lust for the predator species. However, you might not “agree” that fucking a female Predator would be the high of all highs. That’s why you need both.

Agree with this post if you want to fuck a predator as badly as I do. Think about it, you could fuck in public with that cloaking technology.

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My next erotic fanfic is going to be a ground breaking Chris Hanson X Predator thriller called “To Rape a Predator”

Kromo’s avatar doesn’t even dance anymore

this may be the worst SRK redesign of them all