My loan repayment form came in the mail today. How much worse can this day get?
Whatever King, your problems don’t compare to mine. All I got last night was a damn handjob, no blowjob or straight up sex. I didn’t nut either, how the fuck am I supposed to get off on a handjob? Bitch, I’m not 14 anymore. It’s all good though, I’ll smash that bitch soon enough.
Plague Inc. commentary/update…
…so close. My latest plague “Alimony” killed 99% of the world population. I was too late with the bacterial resilience, and somehow it stopped spreading in Greenland… that was literally the last area in the world with healthy people. Heh, this game is tough… I still haven’t beat Normal difficulty yet. (to win, you need to make a plague that perfectly wipes out all life on earth.)
*Leykis show is on now as usual… the commentary on “unconditional love” and the upcoming Valentine’s Day… he’s spot on as always. Unconditional love is indeed a very sick thing…he raises good points…like why would you love someone no matter what? What if you have a spouse that flips out one day and kills the kids? Or, let’s say your spouse gets addicted to crack, and gradually deteriorates into a junkie that constantly steals from you. I’m pretty sure the love definitely ends there if I were to come home to those kinds of situations.
Back to Plague Inc… I shall call the next plague…maybe “DRM”, or perhaps… Estrogen…
Want to know how to really fuck over Greenland? Don’t worry about Air or Water as transmission methods. Upgrade Rodent, Bird, and Livestock, then get the resulting ability that pops up. Sometimes you’ll randomly get a non-human infection event, and that’s the most reliable way of infecting island nations, especially as they start closing their ports.
Also, you need tolerance to cold pretty severely.
I’ll probably never know if this is true, but I have a feeling when Million meets a girl who makes him happy and is happy to be around him, the Million we know now will cease to exist. At least until she dumps him.
maan…taking a loan is like one of the worst things you can do. I found that out the hard way a few years ago. What were the terms for the loan? They will tax the fuck out of you if you dont repay as quickly as possible. Thats the only true way to break even with them
Its easier to just borrow from family or friends.
A dark alley…a tall…skinny man is dragging a large sack behind him. He opens up and dumpster and unceremoniously tosses the bag in, he then proceeds to climb up and straddle the dumpster. His long trench coat obscures his actions. After several minutes of grunting and shaking, the dark face looks up, all you can see is bright white eyes and teeth. In a nasal tone he screeches “I’mmmmmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack”
And then after the breakup, Million evolves, and the world around us changes dramatically…
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what? Hercules? Rock? :wtf:
-Starhammer-
Dark Phoenix meets Gangnam style.
-Starhammer-
The world would never be ready.
I’d drink the cyanide purple drank if that happened.
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That’ll be the day… When I win the lottery
Sent from my Care Package via Air Drop
Before SRK is nuked from orbit, I’d like to leave you all with these pearls of wisdom…
Nancy Grace is dangerously insane, and I want my own TV show.
One of those might not have been a pearl of wisdom.
What have you done to earn a TV show?
You almost have to be dangerously insane to have one nowadays. Maybe Kromo will hook you up though after his show debuts on Oprah’s network.
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Oh thanks for blabbing.
Now they are going to triple security before I can even take her hostage.
9PM PST = 12am EST. 3 more hours til the end of the world.
at least there’s some good high level Testament gameplay out there to watch:
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When this forum goes down i will miss all you nyuks…except abid i’ll be inside his ear canal.
Don’t tell anyone but I will miss you the most.
Oh fuck yes.
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