I hope the stench at Evo is so bad that it causes top players to lose constantly due to puking and loss of consciousness. The top 8 for every game will be a bunch of nobody’s that were able to withstand the gruesome smells of the Smash community.
So I’ve been told this season’s Ultimate Fighter is finally worth watching again because they upped the production values and finally have real black people in the show again. If someone can confirm that for me, it’d be much appreciated.
Also, how were Bader and Clay Guida relegated to the preliminaries last card, that is nuts.
Also Cerrone getting KOed via liver kicks is way too funny. Is Pettis/Henderson 2 finally coming up or what? I mean…Gilbert Melendez? Seriously?
Mmm…that Brominated Vegetable Oil Gatorade really hit the spot. To bad that fat lady started a movement to remove this ingredient from future products.
Now how will I drink refreshing citrus drinks and have the ability to Yoga Fire someone? The world will never know.
I hardly drink Mountain Dew, that and Doritos are the products of those Bro-gamers. That and each time I take a sip I can just feel the cancer oozing into me, no thank you.
I seem to be doing SRK in fits and spurts these days. I’ll show up, post five times, then fade away into the night. I bet if I was more e-famous there would be fanfare whenever I posted. Like some “Oh shit, a Yuna sighting!” type of thing. I guess I won’t ever be as e-famous as Miss Darkness or Son Them All. Sigh…
If you wanted to be e-famous you would be a chick on Youtube making asinine videos with your tits half hanging out. Oh look, I can do stuff and talk half ass about shit while my boobs jiggle, give me your moneyz. That or whore yourself out to the camera at Evo with a tablet that says stupid shit that no one but aspies care about.
Finally able to post just to subscribe to this mother-fucking thread now that SRK has stopped acting like it’s going into cardiac arrest (because it ate one too many McRibs). Amusingly, the the thread title reminds of this comic I just found out about a week ago: Hack/Slash.
…Because MLP: FiM is insanely popular…among guys for some reason. I honestly originally didn’t care one or way or the other, but it seems like the more time goes on, the more inescapable it is, which makes me just dislike it on principle. Shit’s starting to become the next Twilight, only with it being mostly guys lusting after the characters instead of mostly girls and the lusting being (only, unfortunately) slightly more creepy.
Real talk: I thought that link, which I still haven’t clicked on and refuse to, being on the front page yesterday was part of why SRK was acting extra-shitty and refusing to load anything.
Also, since I’ve been gone: Why do you have zombie, lip-stick-wearing Charles Barkley as an avatar now? Where the hell did that picture come from?
Sadly, this is neither news nor surprising, RockProphet.
You may continue to dropkick bitches to counteract this, though. You know, justified preemptive strikes and all that.