SRK Lounge the It's too early for me to think of something edition

Man…WTF Damned are you reading those for?

4neqs said:
O. Shermie got buffs in the UM’s. Or maybe the players here are just smart about it. Supers could have been better though, imo

Looks like I wasn’t dreaming, some normals and even specials are slightly better. The electric kiss ball has better startup/recovery now too. It’s like a compromise of the good 97 balls and the awful OG 98 ones. Dunno about 2002 UM yet though.

I feel sorry for the dude… his name is HILARY. Unbelievable… Hilary Shelton of the NAACP is on Fox & Friends right now. That’s just downright offensive, imo… I’d seriously consider it a form of child abuse. At least he’s from a much older generation, so maybe “Hilary” was more of a unisex name at the time? I am not sure. I still remember that guy in the local Memphis news a few months ago with the name “Kimberly”.(*Kimberly Lawson was in the news because he got caught fucking a neighbor’s dog. Yeah, that’s what you get when you name your SON “Kimberly”, folks.) A parent that names their son a girl’s name is a careless idiot, pure and simple.

WHOAH Vince is back with a new commercial! I haven’t seen that dude since he was promoting that “Slap Chop” thing. Haha, I remember they cut out the line YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS! from most airings of that commercial.

“Full of win” <— I’m glad that this internet-forum phrase has apparently gone out of style.

sheeeit, that thread about the bully that got killed is STILL going on?! I thought everything that was going to be said had been repeated a billion times already.

*A surprisingly accurate Mr. Freeze can be made in Saint’s Row 3. I played as him for quite awhile once I unlocked that suit. Sadly, there is no freeze-ray weapon though.

Hilary can be a boys name, though it’s obviously less common. Fun fact, it has the same Latin root as the word hilarious.

speaking of boys with girls names, a long time ago I did the sickest cold read on my buddy. He said that he had a middle name that is a girl’s name in North America, but can be either in England. All I had was the first letter, and he went on about how he would never tell us what it was.

I thought about it for like 10 minutes and blurted out VIVIAN.

He was too shocked to deny it.

It’s 2050, ALREADY?

Also - why they still hungrahy?

Aroo!

PSYCHO BALL!!! PSYCHO SWORD!!! PSYCHO, PSYCHO, PSYCHO!!!

PSYCHO SEXY.

Aroo!

u mad. so sad. too bad :sad:

you should get sc5. you can enjoy as many man-calves (3:49) as you like in that game.

“eh” to Kristin Davis. i’m sure her calves must be bigger than your torso’s frame if you’ve got the hots for her. do you, son. do you.

This makes me want to try creating Mr. Freeze in MNR. Might give it a shot later :tup:

I hate you so much. When we play someday I’m gonna toss your ass off the screen. Or chest laser a bitch.

But my oldest daughter is 13. And she is spoiled. She also hangs out with preppy kids.

Anyhow, I thought I would let you all know how much I love coffee. Yeah, that much. It is the true source of my power.

I have come to the conclusion that because i was forced to play madden for the first time and let win a couple of games, that i now find my self watching the NFL. I have seen more games in the past 3 weeks than ever in my life.

i dont really watch football.

anywho, I had what can only be described as the abso-fucking-lute worst bowl of pho on the planet. Which is sad, because I went to one that is essentially a franchise (in my city there are a few Pho Dau Bo restaurants, like the McDonalds of pho or some shit), and every time I have gone to ANY of their other restaurants, the pho was outstanding and literally top tier. This shit wins awards, EVERY YEAR.

The soup I had was bland, I couldn’t taste any spices, the broth was far too greasy, the noodles were all just one clump of noodles THAT WERE NOT THE RIGHT KIND, the meat didnt taste good at all, and the texture was all wrong. Bean sprouts I was given looked just about to expire, and even my beloved sriracha sauce couldn’t save this pho.

I tried to swallow as much as I could, eventually tapped the fuck out, grabbed my shit and walked right out and went for a shawarma

ever try eating white people food

where all the burger places you viet and terrorist food eatin mothafuzkaaaaaa

wtf is white people food? Kraft dinner and deli meat sandwiches? And the knocked down the burger place around the corner from me :frowning: I live in a very multi-cultural part of town now, so I get all kinds of awesome food options. I am still hungry now though :frowning:

anywho, this is perhaps the greatest thing I have seen in the last five or so minutes:

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Hamburger Helper
Lean Cuisine
Hotpockets
Eggo Waffles
Dijorno
Mountain Dew

I’m trying to convince him to get a 360 so I can hand him an ass beating.

thats not really white people food, more like white trash food.

I dont touch lean cuisines or any trashy microwave dinners, i make my own pancakes and waffles from scratch, i don’t buy pizza from a store (only from a pizzeria…why save 1 or 2 dollars for a shittier pizza?).

Mountain Dew is deliciousness though, although I rarely drink soda.

tombstone pizzas are legit frozen i must admit

Like legit to eat frozen, or the most legit of the frozen pizzas?

I just can’t do it. I’ve had the occasional pizza when they go on sale for like 3 or 4 bucks, but I buy a fuck ton of my own toppings and throw em on myself. I can get a large 4 topping pizza for 10 bucks, with delivery. Why would I spend 5-10 bucks on a shitty tier pizza instead, that will likely take just as long to cook as delivery?

also for mac and cheese you gotta put the hotdogs in it

then it is the trashiest dinner ever