SRK Lounge the It's too early for me to think of something edition

A mothers box is the…well yall should be able to figure it out. Bird and bees and all that kinda shit.

My dog is blind and deaf and leans on walls all day while crying. Between him and my grandma, my parents are a mess

In going to the rippers. I need boobies and possibly infected vaginas to cheer me up. Also since fishjizz locked his balls away for now, somebody has to allow filthy girls to rub themselves on somebody.

Speaking of, roninchaos where u at?

Damn Sovi3t bringing the depressing this week.

Have you considered putting the dog down? I don’t know how you feel about that. I think in some cases it’s the best thing.

Puppy made it through the operation and now is staying overnight. Between the operation and the overnight stay, my girlfriend and I are almost at dead broke. 40 dollar puppy my aching ass. Although he should be back to full prick mode in two weeks.

Sorry to hear about your g-ma and the pup.

(Gods damn it, Pertho. Ever since you bought up how shitty the front page is, now I can’t ignore how inanely quickly it updates in that “latest” box at the top of every page. You tremendous asshole.)

Hmm…I think I’ve spent most of the day reading TVTropes in between watching an entire movie (finally) and being on Youtube. I’d like to say this is a rare occurrence, but it’s becoming increasingly frequent ironically. Oh well. It will have to end sooner or later one way or the other…

Speaking of which, I was surprised to find how incredibly apathetic I was to the entire page on Cosmic Horror Eschatology And What Comes After, especially since I hadn’t heard of everything on that page and I don’t recall reading it before; I didn’t even get the deja vu feeling that I all too often get. I’m not sure if that’s because I’m already too far gone, already believe in/have pondered quite a bit of it or, for some unknown and possibly unfathomable reason as of late, have gotten the tiniest glimmer of (false, useless) hope (but I repeat myself).

Then again, none of those things are really mutually exclusive and it’s possibly none of those.

…In less nihilistic, almost completely unrelated news, I must ask this question: Is it bad that as completely apathetic to *Skyrim *as I am, this video almost makes me want to play it?

Non-sequitur

Spoiler

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And while we’re pondering things, why does Firefox not think “non-sequitur” is a word? I think that’s like half a dozen words, starting with “crescive” (maybe before then), that I’ve noticed that Firefox does not seem to recognize; “crescive” is the only really esoteric one, so it’s kinda odd.

It’s probably because people tend to abuse the embed feature–of which I am increasingly guilty of–when they rarely need to, especially when it comes to linking multiple videos and quoting embedded things while keeping them embedded. I can’t imagine that would be too good on any computer, even the top of the line ones, especially when combined with SRK’s ever-increasing view count and its–as I’m told since I can’t see them–ever-worsening advertisement issue.

Or it could just be that your computer has become so adapted to displaying pornography when you touch yourself at night it’s forgotten how to do anything else quickly.

shrugs

It all makes sense now.

Really? How so?

Understandable, though I’m surprised 98UM isn’t part of that. Then again, I barely keep up with KOF, so I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised.

The Firefox spellchecker is shit. I think it was programmed by Nando.

The only thing I remember about KOF was they introduced Tetsuo in '99 :lol:

(All this dog and phone talk reminds me why I dislike both those things.)

You remember incorrectly then, BIGWORM. K9999 was introduced in KOF 2001**; **I can see how you could get confused, though, given how shitty KOFs '99 through 2001 were.

Including that Eschatalogy page, my going reading of the Cosmic Horror Story page and that movie I watched earlier today, this is the most horrific idea that I have been subjected to all day.

WTF am i reading here?

(Hunh. I just realized the color feature disappeared again.)

I’m not really sure how you want me to answer that question. Perhaps the answer you seek would be found by clicking around on those pages…

I mean i get that its a website devoted for plot devices or whatever but some of the shit is out there. oddly enough i find some of it mildly entertaining.

TV Tropes is glorious and terrible. When H.P. Lovecraft warned that we might be driven “mad from the revelation”… TV Tropes is that revelation.

hooker, i’m still ripping this girl’s website. 11hrs so far. this girl’s page be straight IRAQ.

no end in sight.

http://www.superb-villains.com/images/test.gif

this is what i’m talking about. we could be having any kind of normal convo in the lounge and here comes drizzt with his bewildering posts

The Lounge

SWBitchass: i had the best steak last night. what did y’all have for dinner?
Taito: i had some rice and pussy
maxx: i ate a Red Baron pizza
drizzt: i never saw the need to eat anything. too much trouble. if i get hungry i just go outside and stare at the sun for a few hours.

fix your life!

You can add your own words and dictionaries to the Firefox spellchecker.

Fuck that shit. If I have to use my brain to augment the spellchecker, I’ll just check spelling with my brain. Eliminate the middleman.

(What goodm0urning said.)

“Straight IRAQ”? I’m guessing “IRAQ” in this case is some type of acro…never mind, don’t answer that; ignorance is bliss after all.

Pretty much the only point of my linking to it. I’m not one of those people who do those cult-esque “this will change your life!” type of posts. Even as its most out there, TVTropes is still generally kind of interesting (unless you’re RockBogart).

That’s what happened to The Damned. A cheerful lad full of promise and with but one click…BAAAAMM…all the ghastly horrors of the net ripped into his virgin corneas at speeds threatening to shatter his skull from the inside out.

hae mon datz da gud mefod ov czeckin dat speling

man…just think if we didnt have tabs for that site. lol all those open windows.