SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

For your transmission, yes.

every drunk i’ve ever tried to stop from driving does this. This is mainly why I think breathalyzers should be installed into every car

gotta be a better way than fighting homies over their car keys. And convicted drunk drivers have to install that shit in their cars

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is it still considered in fashion to yell out BYAAAH! from time to time? I’m having trouble letting go of that one :frowning:

Don’t be friends with people who get angry when drunk, drink until they vomit everywhere, and/or drink until they pass out.

All of this is fine if they’re in their own home though. Otherwise, yeah, they’re children and not your responsibility.

man I’ve known perfectly normal people who just get hammered, and I dunno maybe TOO hammered (judging exactly how drunk somebody is isn’t exactly the easiest thing), too the point maybe they panick and just wanna get home or some shit. I’ve offered cabs, the use of couches/beds/my penis/sometimes even other people will offer em rides home, and they still would rather battle royale for their keys and mad dash outta there.

bizarre shit. I just dont bring a vehicle in the first place. That makes the way home a fun adventure, every time.

In Quebec, the breathalyzer in the car should be mandatory.

Montreal was the most fucked up driving I have ever witnessed. Rue St Laurent was a fucking nightmare. I saw 5 lane roads in Montreal become 1-2 lane roads due to a retarded combination of people parking on sides of busy streets, people DOUBLE parking on sides of busy streets, and people driving between the middle of two lanes. Thank God I just walked to Concordia

Montreal is actually the most consistent driving experience in the entire province but you have to be familiar with how it works. In quebec city you NEVER know what to expect.

Yeah, Quebec City is a nightmare, but from the french I know that live here, that’s like hardcore french central, as opposed to Montreal pretty much selling out looooong ago. And yes that goes economically too, I suppose.

I just got pissed driving back to Ontario. On the way to Kingston, you can shave off an HOUR of your time if you do like 180 km/h (about 115mph) the whole way. Which is nice considering the entire drive home from Montreal for me is like 8 hours if you don’t speed. Fucking quebec cops LOVE to wait for cars with Ontario plates to start picking up speed early, then nail em with max fines. They should have manditory english cops in Quebec. I would love to see how (horrible bloodshed and carnage) that would turn out.

It’s a scary drive in too, considering you start seeing more and more license plates reminding you the french will NEVER forget. But they tell you in french, those sneaky fucks. And they forget to remind you that although they never forget, they always surrender, so it’s a moot point.

They are magnificent. I’m not going to lie. I can’t blame you. If you do it again, though, I’m going to break your fingers so YOU CAN NEVAR POST AGAAAAAAAIN.

How can you say something like this and NOT post pictures?

Because Ronin attended the Rockbogart Institute of Being a Pussy

<—Partially Canadian.

I wanna visit Canada sometime.

Dear any place cold: Could you send us some cold weather? I hate mousquitos and mother nature just pissed all over the area for the past 18 hours. I actually hear them beating against the door now. Thank you in advance.

-Starhammer-

Man, you can have this cold weather. Mosquitos don’t fuck with smokers. Happy trade.

mousquitos? I’m imagining flying mice with sucker mouths and sharp teeth.

I can’t decide whether drivers from Quebec or Nova Scotia are the worst in Canada. I have to be even more hyper-vigilant than usual because those fuckers can’t drive worth shit.

Yay Ontario.

Wtf…why are the white chocolate strawberries at Godiva 8$ a piece?? And I gotta get a dozen…BS.

I can get edible arrangements for like half the price…and it will look pretty and all that jazz

If it didn’t have to be from Godiva…I’d def do that. Plus i don’t those strawberries are as big. Ill keep that site in mind tho

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Ahh back into EQ2.

Frog monk here I come!