Well that sucks.
Posting pics=addition to Million’s personal collection. “Yeah, I set aside some personal sessions to pics of Negaduck’s female. Excuse me now, my room reeks of semen and it must be attended to. The smell of my juices do not compliment the aroma of this delicious pizza.”
Talking about Whitney with my coworkers, one of them said ‘where the hell has kevin Costner, he was supposed to protect her’
Gotta say that was the best line about Whitney I’ve heard yet.
In honor of valentines day I’ll try to score tonight. I probably wont though as I’ll just be too tired to deal with that shit and i’ll just end up playing Kingdoms of Amalur. Either way, good times.
Pussy-whipped mutha fuckas.
Having your girl added to Million’s collection has been an occupational hazard on SRK for what - a decade?
Blue ball comes slow. Sent from my fists, using 'AdoukenTalk.
Son them all was a fiction writer and poster.
I have more regard for y’all.
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Didn’t you mention you were fucking a brazillian chick? Why are there no pics of this? 
I’ve posted before.
Ask Million, lol.
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I had the day off. I left rose petals leading up to me wearing a suit and I made my wife dance with me to our wedding song. Also featured: a bouquet of roses and lilies I assembled and cupcakes I made arranged in lousy heart shapes.
Single or coupled up, valentine’s day is what you make it. I hope everyone has a solid night.
Yeah usually Valentines day we get pretty freaky w/ the asian wife, too bad asian wife still recovering from her pregnancy…I think this is the 1st time in over a decade im not getting any sexy time on Valentines day…Asian wife is cooking me some lobster tail & steaks for dinner tonight. Not sure what to get her, maybe ill do the dishes for her tonight…
I didn’t see no pics. Lying ass motherfucker.
Unless it was during the week I quit SRK.
Eat the food and tell her its great, then go to sleep. She’ll know that her man is happy and that he loves her (food).
I use to do shit on valentines day but that shit got old. I dont need some special day to get me to be romantic with The Wife. I do that shit on occasion just because. Aint much time for romance when you have 3 heathens running around anyhow.
Ah.
I always forget you are relatively new here, given your propensity towards being a genuinely great poster.
2008… I posted them since then, I think.
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The Tester, S03E02.
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-Chicks already at each other’s throats
-Crying over nothing
-ninjamonyx chooses an asian for shooting even though they get motion sickness playing FPSs
-David Jaffe taking it seriously
Most underrated poster 3 years running. So underrated I don’t even get noms.
WooT at making it to level 11 in the Gladiate part of Fat Princess with the Worker. My day is officially awesome.
What the fuck did I just endure for the 30 seconds I could bear skimming through it?
My eyes… my brain is hating my eyes and ears right now.
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Just correcting for the sake of knowledge, no condescension intended.
Still better than AT&T U-Verse. It’s quite literally the worst cable and “high speed” (using that term very lightly) internet/cable service ever.
I got the job. 25k a year, which is about 3k more than I make now.
At first I went “wow, that’s it?” but then I realize there’s a strong chance you live nowhere near California. Hate this damn state for its high cost of living.
Nice setups, yo!
I live in Missouri.