He’s saying that chick looks like Ricky Ortiz. I disagree. I think she looks like orochizoolander and by extension, Mowgli.
I like girls of almost all sizes (read everything outside obese and morbidly obese). Petite girls are the shit, you can fold them up in your back pocket. Travel size. I don’t like the “Fun Size” term like they use in candy, because who thinks it’s fun to have LESS candy? Eff dat gimme my full diabetes for 400
you KNOW you’re lying
stop looking at the holster, whiteboy…
That reminds me of a time I was at a friend’s house, and saw a picture of what I thought was his sister (whom I thought was cute) on the fridge, and I remarked to his parents that it was a cute picture of the sister. No, turned out it was my friend with a ponytail. I lost all attraction to his sister at that point.
Orochizoolander looks like a little boy…I had to make sure he wasn’t kidnapped during that one Evo.
Shame on you for linking the scariest movie ever made. I turned it off when she lifted her skirt and had a gun there. Had to close my eyes and close the tab because I was trembling in terror.

Meh, decent ass. I’d say she take you in a fight Rabbit. Especially since you’ll let her.
I’m on a late 90s/early 2000s TV binge recently ever since I discovered I have a working VCR and boxes and boxes of tapes that an ex-gf left. Right now watching a ton of dating shows. lol still hilarious. Original Borat was in 5th Wheel (google Polish 5th Wheel) which I’m sure pre-dates Sasha Baron Cohen’s original character and most likely inspired the Borat voice/cadence/creepiness. The Game was also in Change of Heart which was also awesome because you know the woman who dumped him is hooked up with some no-money having loser right now and didn’t know he was going to hit it big eventually.
She’d probably take me in a fight if I was giving it my all.
Decent ass.
Still zero hips.
And a large-ish gash.
Nice little ass.
Great Abs.
Pierced Nipples.
Pretty cute.
I’d hit it damn hard so long as she wasn’t stupid. Pierced nipples are fucking hot.
Nix the link before you kill our precious lounge.
Agreed. I remember something similar happening to a certain girlfriend thread because someone did the same thing. I thought he’d have learned by now. -_-
Stumbled across this video somehow, kind of amazing in its own way. Mostly because of the guy at 1:05, but also the applause at 0:35.
racist guy
Spoiler
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98%…99%…100%.
Yeah…you better delete that link now.
Hey, he might one of those guys who get off on being dominated and humiliated by the female sex. shrug
Look at those tats and tell me what you think the odds are she isn’t stupid.
It’s a great thing we are discussing this on the internet looking at pictures and can choose to enjoy things at a superficial level when it comes to pictures of women in little clothing.
The answer to your question is: “Man…who gives a fuck, I ain’t ever meeting the bitch in real life.”
True enough, but you’re the one who brought up “as long as she isn’t stupid.” :lol:
I didn’t know whether to like the video for the entertainment value or dislike it for the retard racism.