Had some friends over and we played a bit of Soul Calibur V: Horse Gambit. Basically, you both start the round standing up. Winner has to bend their knees and crouch down slightly. If you win another round, you crouch a bit lower. If you lose, you stand back up a bit. First to 5. My legs are on fire.
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So, im watching Funniest Videos right now on Netflix. Is it wrong that the funniest parts to me are when old people are biting it? Fuckin’ old people, they’ll just be standing around and bite it for no apparent reason.
Back in the day we use to call that shit “Roning” due to a buddies step dad. One night that dude (Ron the Step Dad) was just standing there and all of the sudden he bit it all crazy. He recovered then bit it again. It was like his old ass legs just couldnt handle it anymore.
Its gonna suck in some years though when my son is into skateboarding or something dangerous like that. I’ll try to show him whats up and I’ll crash and be laying there all fucked up. Then that little punk will be off on the sidelines laughing at my old ass.
Today was a very good day. Slept in, worked on a valentine fan art for about 4-5 hours and am almost done (doing for another Srk member). Exchanged valentines day presents with the gf. She loved the stuff I got her, she got me all new parts for my stick and a year subscription to imagine FX (top tier digital art mag). Went to dinner and had a Bomb ass steak, Watched a movie in bed together, had sexy time, and I think I’m going to play a game of Dota 2 to finish out the night.
Oh and I also finished up a gold star on all the challenges on iPhone kof today too :tup:
Today’s been a good day.
This is a close approximation of what Shaft Agent porn must look like
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Did you show up to the tourney at Dave and Busters?
Yeah, I was there all day. Left right before SCV grand finals. Had to head out downtown for a friend’s bday party. Kinda rough because I was sick. I take it you were there too?
posts in Super Arcade thread hoping nobody will recognize me
The next post is this:
“ZOMG (Real name) what are you doing in here!?”
Fuck that I’m out…
…In other news a decent looking girl straight up volunteered to be my “valentine” on said day.
6’0 180 is pretty normal, and not fat at all. Outside probably Kayin I’m the smallest person on this site 5’7 140.
i just got back from dropping my friend off at his house because his girl got mad at him. i didn’t even know Mardi Gras was going on until i saw all the crap in the streets. i’m so out of it. :bluu:
if by close you mean not at all. i wouldn’t jack off to that girl if she paid me.
How do you feel about Z.W.E.I.? Tried playing him for an a hour and a half before I had to go to Mitsu to beast the shit out of my friend.
I just have a gut.
Man I straight up saved a pic from FB of two of my classmates form HS being whores to my HD for my own nefarious needs. Now I feel like Million. =/
How about sharing said pic?
<- no shame
What he said.
Sheeeeit, Amalur may steal me away from SC5 for awhile now… the “CHOJIN” has arrived to that world and already started his evolution. Those who would dare peer into this being’s soul were terrified at what they saw. This… thing that stood before them was human in appearance… but many townsfolk could sense it was something else entirely. It was a great relief that at least for now… he appeared to be on their side.
*Ah, “Practical Magic” is on, featuring my honey Sandy Bullock. She’s really grown on me over the years. Oh hell yeah she had glasses on in that scene just now…niiiiiice
The game is what Fable should have been. Like… 6 years ago, or whenever Fable came out. I don’t think Amalur stands up to today’s standards.
EDIT: I finally found that damn SG set. This is the kind of girl you wanna shoot in the shoulder, and mount her on a fake log in your trophy room. I would skin her and make a rug out of her. I would make jerky out of her and put it in a ziplock bag.
Those legs are pretty awful. I feel like I’m watching an especially gifted giraffe.
You know there are asians on this site, right?
Ah, The Walking Dead marathon starts today @ 12:30, leading into the new episode… I could display some incredibly poor taste and say the rumored guest stars are Whitney Houston and Heavy D, but I will refrain from doing that.
Oh shit but I Love You, Beth Cooper is on right now… delicious Hayden Panetierre graces my tv screen, yes yessss… the geek dude’s nose in this movie… what in the world is up with that nose? If he swims backstroke at a certain height you might think the shark from Jaws is approaching. Dude has a nose like THE COUNT from Sesame Street! I’ll bet he never heard the end of it back in grade school… you can’t miss a schnoz like that. Paint it a few different colors and this man could be a stunt double for Toucan Sam!
ok yeahhhh… I think Hayden Panetierre needs to be brought into Soul Calibur 5…yeah, she will be the next sexpot to be added. I’d pay good money just to sniff her pubes.
I remember back when I FX actually gave you genuine content, and not merely gnomon samples.
It’s still hands down the best digital art mag out there.
When you gonna man up and start using Corel, Nega?
yeah, i was the guy in the black jacket and red shirt, which one were you?
Um… how about that Alamur, eh guys?
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