SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

No man who would assert what he did, and then reiterate it, is a healthy individual.

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Maybe, but the man builds a hell of a computer.

No arguments, there.

However, to me, hot is tertiary to her being relatively sane, and being able to listen to her speak for more than five minutes without wanting to stick her repeatedly with something other than my cock somewhere rather more vital than an orifice.

And these young bitches these days… a dude’s gotta watch out, lest his junk become as barnacle covered as Soviet’s must surely be.

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I would imagine that all people who get pictures taken of themselves expressly for the titillation of others are self-absorbed cunts of some kind.

self-absorbed scene cunts
self-absorbed white chick cunts
self-absorbed BBW cunts
self-absorbed professional model cunts
self-absorbed amateur model cunts
self-absorbed Hollywood cunts
self-absorbed AV idol cunts
self-absorbed Boel cunts
self-absorbed lingerie catalog cunts
self-absorbed fetish cunts

Et cetera.

Why is it that when I say that out loud, it sounds like a snack?

I may actually have to invest in excessive now after my family insists that I’m “fat.” Also amusing how few of my shirts fit me now =/

6’0 180-something.

How is that fat, again?

Have you zero muscle mass, and nil shoulders?

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Almost like cold cuts.

But decidedly less savory.

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Beats me bruh.

I think it’s cause I was literally a twig for most of my youth growing up. I turned 25(I’m 26 now) and started putting on noticeable weight, and my family’s like “ZOMG UR FAT” I used to be 150-160 someshit before. I used to be 160-something.

missed that before. i want this as an adult swim show…like a whole block of 80’s homages.

Maybe Amazing Funbags has severe gyno, which gives him the appearance of being fat while also making his username an actual description of himself.

ayo…

AYO! if i’m in the game, don’t make me a bitch :mad:

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ooooh, so uncontroversial :rofl:

nah, that’s controversial. gizzlem1zzle knows what month it is.

werd. dudes don’t understand what that’s like.

“attractive” can be passed. you have much to learn, young one.

self absorbed me cunts are the best ones fosho

WHERE IS MY SUICIDE GIRLZ ACCOUNT

…I prefer godsgirls

actually my chauvinism makes me despise all “altporn” sites where these bitches with scratchy ass beavers and the inability to work out more pretend that they are being off the beaten path when they are just off my beaten dick

Where? I would like to research them so that I may form a proper rebuttal.

AW, do this.

  1. Go to XNXX.
  2. Search “Sexy teen fucking huge dildo”
  3. Sort by rating
  4. Click the first video
  5. Tell me what you think

?

It’s not like they’re sets of car keys, and it’s not as if they’re incon-fuckin-spicuous, now is it?

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RIP Whitney Houston

i didn’t have her on my celeb pool :frowning:

No, I just saw it the other day and needed a roundabout way to get you to watch it without linking it.

I don’t even keep bookmarks/favorites. I don’t keep history either. I pretty much don’t need them but it does backfire from time to time. Yesterday I was searching for some sonic tribute video I found hilarious and it took me about an hour to actually find the damn thing.

Video in question

Spoiler

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RT @lex_luthor_corp Apparently this is the best black history month ever. People suddenly remember it exists.

I heard she died on the crapper, Elvis style? Any truth?