SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

fuck outta here, scrubs.
dudes were turning that skank down for sex. think about that.

"Going further into her sexual and medical history, Meyers writes, “When selling herself, or with romantic liaisons and long-time lovers, Marilyn, always eager to please, meekly agreed to men’s demands to have sex without contraceptives and got pregnant again and again.” Then comes “the horrifying confession” that she’d had twelve abortions. As disturbing as that number is, Monroe’s contraceptive options in 1951 were severely limited and, as an international sex symbol, she most likely had sex with more men than the average woman. In another passage, Meyers describes Monroe’s slovenliness: “But dirtiness, especially in a woman who spends most of the day beautifying herself, was a sure sign of mental illness. When depressed she even went out in public with menstrual stains on the back of her dress.” Later, he mentions that Monroe slept wearing a bra “to prevent her breasts from sagging.”

Lohan’s got 10 more years or less to live.

I don’t know if there’s a thread about the guy who killed his kids when the social workers came to his house, and then he burned it down. But I just found out that he apparently had his computer filled with those hilarious CGI incest pics. I think I would die of laughter if he had drawnsex material on his computer.

How did I not know he got to bone Mila Kunis.

I guess it begs the question, would you have sex with MJ to get at Mila Kunis?

Wha? I didn’t know!!! :sad: suckin. Yeah, Sara’s a great replacement for Olivia. I wanna spear her in dat toe. HORD.

-Starhammer-

Now this is an interesting hypothetical.

It’s usually some stupid shit like, “Would you let a man bang you in the ass for a million dollars?” Boring. When you’re dealing in a hypothetical reality, you don’t have to tolerate the fact that money is an annoyingly persistent middleman in the acquisition of things we want and need. Be creative an ask people if they’d get assfucked for a Faberge egg, or a chance to visit the moon, or anything but money. Money is stupid.

To answer your question, no.

Am I the only man on earth who doesn’t find Mila Kunis attractive?

Yes. Yes you are.

That makes you what we call an outcast.

Society washes its hand of you.

Remember that time you declared war on citrus?

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And that is why my war on citrus continues.

i’d let MJ hit me for Mila but only because it’s BHM.

let’s break it down:

Pros
calves are passable
heterochromia
deliciously Ukranian
thin
has a forehead (not a 5-head)

Cons
wall eyed
no butt
forehead zits

don’t really care about the cons on this one…

Poor Shaft. Aside from me, no man cares that Monroe was a walking gaping bleached vagina.

shaft dropping that raw uncut truth #teamlohan

Upgraded the art on my Audrey stick.

Straight or otherwise?

classic taste cancer. i must fight it no matter the cost.

someone needs to make another girl thread in GD so that i may spinning lariat everybody in it.

Speaking strictly of women in their prime, Anita Ekberg, Elizabeth Taylor, and Jayne Mansfield were all better-looking than Marilyn Monroe.

Ekberg became rather monstrous later on, so if you’re unfamiliar with her, consider yourself forewarned and forearmed.

generally i don’t really give a fuck about those broads from back in the day…but jane seymour will always be the truth to me.

@goodm0urning: pssh, that isn’t even close to being controversial. :rofl:

IS IT? IS IT???

(I don’t know where I’m going with this.)

Marilyn was kind of the Ryu character of hot chicks. It’s not like she’s particularly remarkable, but she’s the archetypal one by which others are measured.

the japanese seem to like audrey hepburn.