NO! I might impregnate her! Do you not understand, man? I’m the god damn Al Bundy! 
SC is a joke now…I stopped taking it seriously at 2. I played 3 just to make custom characters as I am a sucker for customization in a game. Monopoly is boring because it goes on forever. I’d still rather play that than say Mario Party. You want to break up a friendship, play Mario Party.
Fuck Mario Party and it’s “you win for losing” bullshit.
Man, I really have to crap right now. Every fart is a flirtation with danger.
Back soon.
About Mario Party: You have to admit, it’s actually funny seeing people play it with all the ridiculousness that goes on in one game. I mean, I recently watched the whole stream archive of Jago and Aquasilk alongside the Fingercramp crew of Mario Party 2 and it was hilarious. I personally enjoyed it for what it is, though I haven’t played the rest of the series after the 3rd game (didn’t have a Gamecube to play the rest; didn’t get the Wii versions yet).
it just got worse at time went on…relevant to discussion
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gd(designer) respect.
Anybody play munchkin? is best game
Dude’s name is apparently brian, and it feels so good.
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oh baby
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Monopoly does not go on forever when you play with the actual rules. :tup:
Definitely dope
lol Risk. I’ve played Risk ONCE. My buddy spent forever telling me the rules, forever and then some setting the game up, and then I won in 2 turns. So nobody will play me anymore.
Every game of Monopoly I ever played ended the same way. We all walked away, cuz the game was taking too long.
I think you have confused risk with getting fisted in the ass, I am pretty sure risk games usually last longer than two turns
CUZ SHADES SAID SO
This is another flimsy excuse for me to use this!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-and-zordons-gonna-zord.gif?w=360&h=203
nope. Lamest shit ever. I think my win conditions were to conquer australia, new zealand, and canada or some shit, i dunno. I literally only played for two turns then won. Hence why nobody plays me in Risk anymore.
Oh, if only I could travel back in time with today’s technology… the things I could get away with regarding voyeur situations… I was just thinking of how great it would’ve been to go back and meet up with the junior high/high school era version of myself, and give him any of today’s super-small HD cams… like an iPod or Flip cam. The results would be outstanding, provided I could stay there long enough to teach Younger Million a few things about how to properly use such devices. Of course one condition of this would be that only he can see and hear me, like a “Ghost of Christmas Future” kind of deal. Some time would unfortunately be wasted on confirming the validity of the situation though, since I tend to be skeptical of most things, and not inclined to trust anyone at all (Younger Million: "time travel? Get outta here… who is this guy?"… this whole scenario and the resulting shenanigans could probably be a great movie.
Anyway, just think of those possibilities with the tech from today. It wasn’t that long ago that people had no concept or expectation of a video camera being super-small. The footage I could’ve acquired on any random field trip, band related or otherwise… or even regular days at school… GOLD. Sheeeit, mp3s didn’t even exist yet when I was in high school…it was all CD players and the occasional people still holding on to old cassettes all the time.
On another note… Protect Ya Neck would be a good choice for a Gears of War 3 montage. I keep thinking of that whenever I hear the song lately. I’m way too lazy to ever bother putting together a montage for anything though.
ah, and now I check NBC for Anne Curry…niiiiiice. I haven’t checked in on her in awhile since my baby Soledad has returned to the morning schedule. Oh and speaking of the CNN stable of hotness… Zoraida Sambolin is another good one. She co-hosts the earlier show with Ashleigh Banfield, so yes… CNN has now thrown down a serious gauntlet on morning shot hotness. Ashleigh + Zoraida, followed up by Soledad. Not even Fox can compete with all that in the morning.
…surprising I haven’t done this one before— WOULD YOU HIT IT?–> That singer Adele. Yep, I’d pounce that in a second and probably bust a load off exactly 6 seconds later.
i think boel was right… you got confused…
“The winner is the first player to eliminate every opponent by capturing all 42 territories on the board.” - rules pdf.
You musta been playing some faggot friendly pussy version of risk.
I like Risk 2210.
WARSAW REPUBLIC
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
Munchkin fucking blows hard as does any game that won’t let you win by your own merits. Way too easy to blackball somebody in that game so they can’t do shit.
Lunch Money, on the other hand, is super fun. It should be the go to card game for the community. Fluxx is pretty tight too.
Starcraft: The Board Game is also a lot of fun as long as you aren’t playing with whiny ass people. Only problem is that it takes too long to set up.
Settlers is godlike. Settlers: Trails of America is insane.
Puerto Rico is fun but doesn’t have a lot of player interaction. After playing settlers, I wish there was some way to do deals in Puerto Rico.
One of my all-time favourites.
Because it brought me into the “fantasy RPG” niche when I was in grade 4.
If not for this game, I may not be the giant nerd I am today. And for that, I love it.
