Post ITTTTT
Who cares about what everybody else thinks?
You’re right! From now on, I insta ban anyone who disrespects my authority!
BAN!
What about those of us who had no respect for it to begin with?
plz dun ban me shaft agent dared me to say it
does this mean I can no longer count on your vote for 2012 Sexual Deviant?
I got the car last Friday and before that it was about a year since I drove. So newbie driver here. I don’t even park near other cars.
I want a Challenger.
So I can ride around playing Ante Up.
I don’t do that either, but not because I find difficulty in parking. You’re always one fatass-kicking-their-door-open away from a door ding.
Fat people don’t park far away.
Things Rihanna has contributed to the world that I care about:
- A commendable level of physical attractiveness.
Things Chris Brown has contributed to the world that I care about:
- Nothing.
Advantage: Rihanna.
Yeah, I know. It’s almost as if we’ve never mentioned violence against women in an extremley casual manner on this site or something.
Fixed.
Only when we talk about you, sweet cheeks.
I like a good “fixed” joke as much as the next guy, but this doesn’t even make any sense. For one thing, it’s written in the first-person, so it would have to be something relevant to my interests. For another, I have basically never even heard of Chris Brown, except that he’s a young popular music star, so there’s a thousand percent chance that he’s an idiot who is most likely contributing to the decay of our culture. Any “fixed” joke that hopes to be relevant would have to reference that in some way.
This is the next big Hollwood superhero movie project. I can see it now.
They both contribute to the decay of our culture. Except one actually tried to put an end to the other’s career. Which almost put an end to his career.
Lot of ironing.
Kevin the Bold. Starring Tom Hanks.
Fixed.
This should read,
“Hey guys I’m a terrible driver. Not only can I control a car worse than a geriatric asian woman, but to add to the challenge I continue to drive at speeds that I cannot handle. I’ve only been driving this car for a week but I’ve already managed to smash into something. But don’t fret, I don’t intend to change my driving habits or learn anything from my situation, instead I’m going to continue driving reckless on the back roads so watch out world!”
If only license tests actually verified people could drive instead of handing them out to anybody who doesn’t fall asleep at the wheel, the roads would be a much better place
The roads would be a much better place if so many damn people weren’t trying to blaze all over the place. Everyone thinks they’re a speed demon or some shit. Like they own the road and are invincible. I just made a poor calculation on my part. That’s all. Didn’t slow down earlier. And why would I not drive on roads with less traffic until I got better? You’re saying it’ll be best to take roads with heavier traffic if you’re a new driver? Yeah, because that’ll work out well with people and their complete lack of patience.
Just drive in traffic man, it’ll get easier. Its like street fighter man, if you wanna play better its probably a good idea to play people that are better than you not hang out in an empty arcade playing the CPU.
Also try not to hit other people’s cars. That is kind of like goal #1 when driving.
If you are driving at a speed at which you need to make a “calculation” to avoid hitting someone else, that is probably not a suitable speed for you.