SRK Lounge The BoelDong Edition

Term esports is stupid, but i don’t mind game spectating. I do a good bit of it myself, i just think it’s stupid for people to be making 50K plus an event doing this. Sports players get paid WAAAAAAAAAAY to fucking much as it is, playing people that kind of scratch to play videogames is just really dumb. Lot of people ou here doing real work, with real results, being paid fucking shit, yet some pimple faced fuck is bring home amazing money for Star Craft? It’s just messed up and backwards. Society has it’s priorities all fucked up, as usual.

damn i committed a hella party foul tonight. i brought a non-nerd girl to a nerd party. like this girl has 0 nerdness in her, and everyone at the hotel party has gone to a con, play a video game seriousl or worked at a arcade. this russian midget but prime target numba 1…and she was loud like a drunk hood black girl. i have never been so embarrassed in my life…after i fuck on fri im done. this crush or w/e i had is done. ive realized she cant roll wit the people i hang out wit.

damn short and young…my failure.

you’re committing hella forum foul right now too.

http://i.lulzimg.com/454b646d74.jpg

hahahahahahhahahhahaha hella nah you are not gonna see the girl.

i basically brought a muggle to hogwarts and expected her to fit in. lololol.

I like sports. Actually, I will sit down and watch any competitive endeavour and read up on strategy. More than anything I like learning games and how they are played and a bunch of stuff relating to the high level play.

Competition is fun. Only thing I can’t deal with are sports where you can’t deter your opponent from winning except by doing better. Golf, track, bowling etc. I’ll still ask question to inform myself and be a better person but damn, do they make for really boring competition.

Like…how the fuck do you compete for guitar hero? Its the fucking bowling of video gaming in all the worst possible ways.

same way you compete with every musical game. points. i doubt theres a way to freestyle like ddr. sooo its all about them points.

ESports is a dope name. Yall are some haters. ELECTRONIC sports. When I think of that I imagine bolts of lightning scoring the Earth or Bennett powering up off of that electric fence in Commando.

so you’re trying to fuck a russian midget, but you’re embarrassed bcuz she doesn’t play videogames? you might need to one yourself for that lol

I know that but its just…bowling. “I can beat you at guitar hero.” Great, we might as well just masturbate looking at the same thing and the first person to cum wins because that’s pretty much what all guitar hero competition looks like to me: two people masturbating furiously at each other trying to prove a really bad point.

not even brah. she just drew wayyyy too much attention to herself at this party. unneeded attention for someone who knew no one but me at the party. like i have mad non nerd friends who would fit in, but she stuck out sooo bad. i mean im fuckin her no matter what but she is def not a perm fixture in this picture.

maybe its my personality but at parties i just wanna blend into the crowd. not really draw attention to myself unless its for a good purpose like a joke or sumtin. but in general i dont need the eyes starin at me. especially amongst friends…just wasnt a good look for me.

my boy def game me the “wtf are you doin nigga” and all i could do was the kanye shrug wit the …i wanna fuck a russian look.

Did this russian midget have a masshole accent?

You’re just a mini-me in my eyes buddy. Minus the baby holding an apple lol.

And why you tucking it in on that picture? You trying to score a free trip to Japan?

Why you going to nerd parties? Actually now to think about it I don’t think I’ve ever meet anyone that went to Con consistently and if they have it’s probably like SD or some major one.

easy. I typically have played the exact same video or a similar genre of video game to the one i am watching. so watching the best players go at it is awesome. of course some games are better spectators sports. team fps i’m not a big fan of watching because its hard to keep track of how the team is working together. its much more fun to play than to watch. watching 1v1 games like RTS and fighting games are great though. they are action packed, the action is easy to follow, and there is a lot of brilliant high level play going on.

i don’t really play any contact sports so i don’t give a fuck about any of them. dont get me wrong i respect all of those people as athletes (except baseball players) but its just boring to watch for me. especially baseball. god thats the worst fucking game ever. i dont understand how any guy from this generation would rather watch a bunch of dudes stand around for minutes on end while nothing fucking happens as opposed to watching laser beams going pew pew and slicing up zerglings. football is similarly dull for me because most of the time there is just way too much downtime. half the time they’re just standing around before the next play.

also why you would ask this kind of question on a fighting game forum is beyond me

N’Sync had way more of that proverbial “Swagger” than BSB so that easily put then number one. These days looking back maybe BSB was below even 98 degrees and perhaps even O-Town

On this glorious day… the new Chick-Fil-A opens just up the street! Hell yeah… it is going to take an incredible amount of self-control to avoid being in there on those 6 days of they week they are open. I’ve been looking forward to this day since noticing the construction site on the new building a few months ago.

*440 push-ups last night…100 so far this morning.

PSVita needs to hurry up. That sumbitch is guaranteed to become my favorite portable system of all time, without question…yes, even better than a modded old PSP.

Where the hell is my baby Dania Ramirez? That was an especially strong Satellite™ that was always just on the verge of ascension into the M5™ ranks…but she’s always just barely on the radar in terms of fame. Ah, ok…imdb tells me she’s been on that show I never watch; Entourage. She also has 2 projects in post-production, apparently… interesting. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1268158/ heh, remember she was on Heroes…that’s where I first saw her, actually. (*I did not see “Quarantine” until later, and I was never a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series.) Isn’t that some stupid shit when the writers kill off so many of the hot girls? It was astounding to me how stupid the powers that be were with Heroes…the writers were probably either women or gay men, right? You DON’T kill off the majority of the TnA content…that’s a rule that should just be naturally understood. Nobody should have to teach that. (*If you do kill them off, at least bring in some suitable replacement-ass later. The TnA/eye-candy quota must always be fulfilled.) Kristen Bell was killed off, Ali Larter’s characters either disappeared or got killed…at some point I think it was just Hayden left, right? I can’t even remember…

Kristen is on a new Neutrogena commercial, btw…looking absolutely delicious, of course. I want to give her a spanking.

Those are fighting words, I can possibly give you N’Sync sure. But fuck yo nonsense, everyone knows 98 degrees was third rate and no one fucking remembers O-Town.

all you mother fuckers that are posting in the bot thread… WTF?!? i have had to message 3 dudes telling them to delete their posts before val shows up and locks it up like maid marian’s chastity belt in robin hood men in tights, then starts handing out infractions to those of you who posted in the bot thread.

like it says in the post at the top of the stickied posts section.

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i like how he didn’t even respond to this question lol. but i wonder if either he didn’t happen to read it or just felt it was so insulting that to respond would be beneath him.

NOW I GOTTA KNOW WHY!

I know some of you guys speak multiple languages so someone translate to English please:

It does bother me a bit seeing people constantly reply to dress bot threads. It’s not funny by any means either.

(Oh, right. I need to look up schedule things. Projects will have to wait…)

Since we’re on the subject of sports, I have to ask something that I’m genuinely curious about: What’s the appeal of baseball to people?

It’s supposedly America’s “favorite pastime”, but I honestly have found it completely boring even when I’ve watched this. This compared to finding basketball or (American) football at least somewhat interesting if I happen to watch them (with others); I just choose not to watch them, like with pretty much all sports.

So…yeah? If anyone wants to at least give some input about finding baseball interesting, then I’ll listen even if I’ll likely not agree.

First, why the hell did you quote **all **of that? Even annoying as this forum’s editing can be at times, deleting the things that weren’t directed at you would have been easy.

Secondly, the same thing could be said that a lot of “happy people”–you keep using that phrase–don’t have a better understanding of how things “really are”.

“Happy”. “Unhappy”. No one tends to know what the fuck is going on or how things “really are”.

Next, okay.

And? Anecdotal evidence isn’t going to be convince me of anything. I’m met just as many pretentious, bubbly people as I have met miserable ones. Doesn’t mean that I think everyone whose genuinely optimistic is some (naive) asshole…well, at least for being optimistic; they’re still human and humans are bastards.

Lastly, no, most people wouldn’t agree with me. If they did, then they wouldn’t try such futile actions in the first place.** **Much less try them again and again.

I do Sisyphean actions like all humans, sure. However, “reinvention” isn’t one of them.