So speaking back on zombies, what would suck more?
Being a coherent zombie and slowly rotting away, or never really rotting after you ate your whole family like Spider-man in marvel zombies?
Ah, found the name. Tiffany Shepherd.
The most optimistic poster award goes to:
Vynce! :clapdos:
Speaking of GD awards, I’m sure I deserve one…
[S]Maybe if I sneak McRib to Mr. Wizard…[/S]…
The Damned has been rocking that persona from the very beginning. Who knows if its real? At least he hasn’t gone on a crazed killing rampage. The one I’m more scared of is Million, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is/will become a serial killer who goes around killing women.
And then making sculptures out of their poop…
That they shit out in fear as he’s stabbing them to death…
Anyway, being someone who used to be very emo myself, I learned that the key to being a happy person is “Why so serious?” The Joker knew what was up. People take themselves too seriously, and then cry themselves to sleep. So once I realized god was imaginary, I realized I’m pretty lucky to be alive. So instead of facing my existential crisis by making lofty goals and searching for deep meaning in philosophy, I decided it’d be better to make money, get laid, and troll the internets. Or as the famous philosopher Ice Cube once said, “life aint nothin but bitches and money”.
Because at any moment, you can hit some bad luck and get hit by a bus and end up as a paraplegic. Life’s too short. So enjoy it, try to be nice to people (unless its the internets in which case its your duty to troll people, especially if they are religious), and hopefully shit will work out. And if not, at least try to smile. Its better than frowning.
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
today’s motivational speech was brought to you by E-SPORTS. fuck all you assholes who don’t want esports to succeed btw.
Sheeeit, someone posed the question on another board— choose to live in the world of Elder Scrolls: Skyrim or continue living here in the real world…
I’m still daydreaming about it… the only tough part of the decision would be giving up all the technology (+ internet porn) of this modern era…it would be like going back in time a few centuries. It could be worth it if all went JUST AS PLANNED™ though…I’d go there as a “Breton”, which look like ordinary humans but they have a natural resistance to magic… (*they also appear as “white folks”, so you’d have that advantage as well, assuming the world eventually develops along a similar course as this world. Haha, no slavery or “Trail of Tears” or any of that shit for me…magical demigod powers help me avoid any Holocaust and various terrorist situations that are destined to happen too.) then you do a bit of combat training and go vampire hunting… oh yes, I had to bring up vampirism yet again, folks. It’s serious business. Anyway, I’d make sure to catch a low-level chump of a vampire alone and kill the bitch…but make sure to get myself turned in the process. Just like that, I now have apparent immortality. Feed regularly to avoid going too far into “stage 4” of that condition…this is to make sure I still blend in somewhat with the rest of the human population. Over the years I’d continue training in secret until I am pretty much unstoppable, which would be fairly easy considering the magic abilities even an ordinary person can learn in that world. Sheeeit, even if I became a stage 4 vamp and had to move away from the towns for awhile (normal citizens become hostile to you at that point, because you are then a very obvious vampire freak…you get relentlessly attacked and chased out of town like the monster you really are…it’s funny to me, actually.) Conjuration magic would allow me to have an entourage of freshly re-animated corpses that could act as my personal guards during the day, when I’m asleep in a cave or something.
An interesting side-bonus is that the condition of being a vampire also makes you 100% immune to disease…so throughout my now endless lifespan… I’d never be sick from anything. Any plagues that are destined to happen as that world develops over the next few thousand years… haha, I would be completely unaffected.
Reality vs. Video Game Worlds --> no contest, really. The worlds depicted in games (and other forms of fiction/entertainment) are usually a huge improvement every damn time. Reality sucks a big moist booty-hole. If this world were a movie, few people with any good sense of taste would want to watch it. If it were a tv show, it would’ve been canceled a long time ago… shit would’ve been canned faster than The Cape.
…speaking of that, I still laugh whenever remembering that one scene where Keith David’s character did his little magic disappearing trick to get out of a bad situation…and the dude STILL GOT SHOT. The bad guys just looked up like “oh, he’s over there now, running up the stairs…” BAM fool caught a bullet in the ass before he could get away. That scene was unforgettable, man. I should’ve recorded that show.
Fuck e-sports, nigga!
Annnnnnnnnnd I am finally caught up with these stupid threads
fuck you
regular sports bore me to tears. but that shits everywhere. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BarCraft has the right idea. need more options for nerds.
Million would you be a twilight vampire if you had the chance?
(Personally, I blame Stabby for this. Yes, Stabby gave Boel his penis. Interpret that how you will.)
Ugh, I’m oddly not tired despite being up basically 48 hours at this point (since “naps” basically make me more tired and was already 24 hours ago). As such, I will take the opportunity to serenade you with a lulling tale of ennui with regards to what I’ve been doing since I’ve been awake.
I’ve actually been more busy than usual these past couple of days. These are easily the most productive days I’ve had in a while, at least when it comes to physical activity since it’s not like November 30th was that long ago. I’ve basically been trying to catch up on some projects and, more importantly, my cleaning. This time said cleaning involved me moving my bed towards the window of my room to get away from the copulation next door as mentioned in the last thread; also, it involved me doing laundry for most of yesterday.
To quote Arrested Development, I’ve made a huge mistake. (Or was it “I’ve made a terrible mistake”? Ugh. That show has been off for too damn long.)
I thankfully measured the bed’s length and width before I moved it, but even after the grueling process of moving all my books away from the the window, I basically had put way too much shit in the closet that I was trying to clean up and arguably have even less room so home despite that and cleaning the bathroom and stacking things a bit more efficiently; I actually have more space, but I consider it “less” because now there are things covering parts of my full bucks cases rather than claustrophobically forming a barrier of books and magazines around my bed.
It’s…annoying, especially since I had to vacuum, scrub the damn windowsill for about a half an hour to get it clean and I know I missed kill a small, whitish spider that’s probably poisonous and probably something that I’m going to swallow in my sleep. Excellent.
It doesn’t really help that now I have video games hanging over my head at present instead of a much lighter post-board, though I guess that’s more incentive to move them sooner rather than later… [/pointless optimism]
Speaking of which…
You honestly expected something else?
Perhaps, but forcing myself to be “happy” is basically the thing as running away.
[quote="Vynce, post: 6258449, member: 5855"I grew up depressed. I don’t know if you are, or you only mean to project that persona.[/quote]
Uh, neither. “Mean to project that persona” would imply that it’s fake. I just try to be realistic, even if I’m admittedly cynical and pessimist about it. Too bad that’s usually correct when it comes to realistic assessments.
[quote="Vynce, post: 6258449, member: 5855"I can tell you, as a happy person, I feel no less intelligent or worldly than I did when I believed happy people “just didn’t know any better.”[/quote]
I don’t recall saying that you were dumber or less “worldly” for being “a happy person”. I didn’t even say or care about you being a happy person.
I just explicitly said you were going to fail because, as I was implying, “reinvention”, much less complete reinvention, is bullshit and largely a lie. It’s why New Years resolutions fail far more often than not.
Where’s RockBogart to back me up with that “Bullshit” .gif from Veronica Mars that I know he still has?
The bold emphasis is mine, of course. “Usually” is part of why “reinvention” fails so much in the first place, even if people outright lie to themselves. People generally have a lot less choice/“free will” than they think, I’d argue. (If they have any at all, but I try not to go completely fatalistic most of the time.)
Fuck you too, nigga! :mad:
Sports and E-Sports bore me to tears.
It’s impossible to watch sports any more if you pay attention to penalties and other officiating b/s. The more you watch the more you see shitty calls and horrible decisions, competition should be head-to-head (2 parties, 2 teams or 1v1) not head-to-head with a couple of asses with power to sway the outcome of a game on a judgement call.
I only meant to imply that a lot of unhappy people seemingly believe that they have a better understanding of how things “really are.”
I’ve encountered a lot of pretentious, miserable people. I used to be one.
I think most people agree with you. I know that’s why most people don’t change. They don’t believe they can. It’s easier that way, though.
You’re just still riding that “I lost over 35 lbs.” hype train.
Admit it. 
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Lol well, that was what originally opened my eyes. To you, I concede.
to be fair rcaido gave me the penis
it also felt great swingin that big ol thing around
now I know what a real man feels like
not a problem in esports!
sure you’ll get the occasional crash or glitch or unplugged controller but otherwise its all legit
ESPORTS FTW
I see no problem with letting a couple dozen nerds make some scratch by playing some video games.
someone could stream a two dogs taking a shit race and I would probably have it open on my second monitor at work
that is what is best about any of that stuff, something to watch at work, also esports is a horrible term, but that has been discussed ad nauseum tendrils