I’m sorry, but…
…that is the greatest line of the year. It will not be topped by any terrestrial mind from this realm.
Sheen’s discovery of Bi-winner syndrome is causing a stir in the medical research community though.
Fuck them.
They’ll try and find a way to take it, and regulate the fuck out of it.
For their own profit.
Leave Charlie Sheen’s brain alone.
It is about the only thing that’s totally authentic in all of Hollywood.
Charlie Sheen is pure, 100% grade-A win - no household cleaners or other fillers.
As I see it.
Haha what in the fuck
Fuck this Charlie Sheen shit. It took hookers and blow just to turn him into a pale imitation of [media=youtube]NNTP_oKvlBE"[/media]
I want to retract my previous statement about how great it is that Two and a Half Men got cancelled.
I am actually more interested in the show now than I have ever been. Sheen is straight up POPPIN’ - I want to tune in every week to see where this goes now. No one’s as hot as Sheen right now, they should be channeling all this bi-winning into unprecedented sitcom dominance, not stopping the show.
Not a single person out there is NOT wondering what Charlie Sheen is going to do next to top himself. Let the man work!
I do realize that you are, in fact, a musician, and thus inevitably disposed towards such favouritism.
…but c’mon, son.
David Lee Roth was an 80s version of Charlie Sheen, much as coke was an 80s version of crack.
Charlie Sheen is DLR version >9000.0
As I see it.
see, why didn’t i do this already?
Because you were too busy eating shit out of a girl’s snatch to think of it?
No, this is never going to die.
As I see it.
He said “I am on drugs. I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen.”
Note to self: start referring to cocaine as “Charlie Sheen.”
Charlie Sheen is what happens when your body begins to recognize crack cocaine as nutrition.
Friend: Still seeing that sexy french chick?
Sheen: No, No. She asked the wrong question.
Friend: What was that?
Sheen: “Whatch ya thinkin’?”
Charlie fuckin Sheen people.
More like “that bitch smoked some of my rocks so I hit her with a hammer. A space hammer.”
I have a very strong urge to rack up another almost 20+ streak on MvC3 Ranked online, but I’m dizzy, light-headed, and on the verge of fainting from trying out some new, super hardcore shit in the gym.
Decisions, decisions…
Oh, and Sheen is a man’s man. Real talk.
The hell he is. We are looking at a single Charlie Sheen interview in which he seems to have mildly tapped into a David Lee Roth level of consciousness. In response to that, I bestow upon you a video montage of Roth ranging from the early 1980s all the way up to the current decade, in which his compass toward wackiness is absolutely unerring. Sheen has a long way to go before he achieves Roth’s high watermark of super-sanity.
DLR was an 80s rock star. Sheen did this shit at the tail end of a career while starring in a middle america sitcom. Winner = Sheen
There was clip on FOX News maybe where after they played parts from the interview, the anchor lady and the special psychiatrist “expert” were both shocked and appalled at his behavior. It was hilarious to watch, because these people were sadder about HIGHER SHEEN’s lifestyle than the man himself was.
Bi-winner indeed.
Lol at (American) Being Human and Sally’s boyfriend being an even bigger asshole than he seemed beyond the whole accidentally killing her thing. You’d think it would have been moderately difficult for that to happen, but no…
That’s not really saying much.
don’t do it man. It’s not worth it. The show is atrocious.
‘Men’ crew to be paid; Sheen calls it ‘a start’ - Yahoo! News
I’m just gonna leave this one part here:
I don’t know what viewer saw in that show…I just don’t know.