SRK Lounge "Spay or Neuter your threads" ver 3

PuFF · February 28, 2011, 2:28pm

Broke 1 Million damage without XFC or assists with Sentinel.

Requires 3 meters though and a standing opponent thats ryu’s height or bigger.

The fact Sent can combo 3 supers by himself without XFC or assists is stupid though.

The_Damned · February 28, 2011, 2:45pm

(Wait, [you] people still watch award shows? The fuck?)

So, I’d normally catch on the thread at this point, but given that I just finished typing for 13 hours straight, I think my hands, eyes and computer need a rest. I never thought I’d be grateful that the word limit on SRK notifies you BEFORE you post.

grumbles under his breath

I was going to link to TVTropes for some reason presently forget. Consider yourselves lucky motherfuckers this night.

I doubt it: A smart woman is still a woman.

Million:

Yes yes yes…I’ve even saved some of these failed marriage proposal vids. The only thing that disappoints me is the likelihood that some of these are probably fake. I want to see genuine awkward situations with real people in real pain. I enjoy watching their suffering, particularly when it’s in front of such a large number of people. There’s so many layers of entertainment value going on here… the troubled look of the woman as she thinks “oh shit…what to do here? Lie and say yes to please the crowd then tell him ‘no’ later? …or the typical ‘can we talk about this later?’…or just flat out no?..I’ll just run away” Then there’s all the things going through the guy’s mind, ending with that general look of crushing defeat. Hahaha, nice. It’s a miserable and awkward experience for both, actually…moreso for the man though. I am entertained by those moments of heartbreak and humiliation.

Sweet, sweet “schadenfreude” (I love that word), there it is. See folks, there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Things aren’t going to just work out and be ok, and there is no hope.

I know, right? Schadenfreude is such a great word and a such an accurate yet succinct descriptor of so many human experiences. It is truly excellent.

Elton_Chong · February 28, 2011, 6:57pm

More proof if any was needed that this thread is populated by racists. Speaking the language of the Nazis now.

Kiss this thread goodbye bitches.

iShotto · February 28, 2011, 7:10pm

Mein Führer will not stand for such insolence.

AkumaTX · February 28, 2011, 7:27pm

Who is this sand jew wetback?

kaz · February 28, 2011, 7:33pm

FAKE

Who proposes in a mall in a food court?

And who does so without sounding the slightest bit nervous?

Asking a girl to marry you in public (unless you’ve done it 50 times) is not easy. Take it from someone who’s done it. Even though I knew I wouldn’t be rejected, you’re still nervous because somewhere in your mind you think there’s a .00001 % chance she could say no and leave you there on one knee.

Grog · February 28, 2011, 8:20pm

Oh just put Elton on ignore, he trolls everywhere, especially the ST section.

kaz · February 28, 2011, 8:51pm

Yo.

Thurst!?!!??!!?

That’s just wrong man.

Other than Felicia, there’s some nice tittays going on in the rest of those pics

Lint · February 28, 2011, 8:59pm

FINALLY, someone else sees this too.

Grog · February 28, 2011, 9:02pm

Yes. They. Were. I’m surprised there isn’t a shit storm of “OH GOD THAT’S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I’VE EVER SEEN I’D RATHER WATCH OCTOPUS SEX THAN SEE HER AGAIN” since this is SRK and all.

SoVi3t · February 28, 2011, 9:19pm

gotta be careful, or this could quickly become a ‘which Darkstalkers do I miss’ thread. Seriously, no BB Hood or Demitri or Donovan…wtf

Paolochun · February 28, 2011, 9:26pm

The bigger question is, “Is there anyone out there who misses (or likes) the fish guy?”

Grog · February 28, 2011, 9:29pm

A friend of mine made me IRL rage quit at Focus Fire because of that damn bubble loop. After the loss I literally said “fuck fish” got up off the cabinet and left

angelpalm · February 28, 2011, 9:36pm

We will get Lilith, Q-bee, Bulleta, and a midnight blissed Jedah before we will ever see Donovan again. Why? Because it’s Japan, and they do not find him or Rikuo/Aulbath curiously attractive.

Lint · February 28, 2011, 9:48pm

Weren’t Morrigan and Donovan the only guys who made it over into Puzzle Fighter? He’s gotta have some street cred.

Geohound · February 28, 2011, 9:57pm

I personally wouldn’t mind seeing Q-Bee in a game again. Throw in Victor too.

But knowing Capcom, we’ll see Anita as a playable character before getting Donovan again.

Sonicabid · February 28, 2011, 10:31pm

They should have put Sean in the game. Or atleast one random 3S char to represent 3S. Also, Hsien-Ko and Felicia are such wastes. No one uses those damn characters, not even in their respective games(from what I’ve seen.)

Warpticon · February 28, 2011, 10:34pm

This might set a world record for wrong.

Sonicabid · February 28, 2011, 10:48pm

Let me rephrase that then; no one uses those characters in MvC3. I didnt see a single Hsien-Ko or Felicia player at Winters Brawl, and, theyre both the least used characters I`ve seen online.

AYO · February 28, 2011, 11:20pm

I actually main Water Guile (I prefer Aulbath to Rikuo) in VS, he’s pretty fucking good but yeah, no love for him. I blame the Japanese and their obsession with female characters, cleavage, and super high standards of beauty for pixels.