SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Not sure if Crash Bandicoot counts, but that was a pretty fun platformer for a little bit. Guilty pleasure of mine was Jumping Flash on psx. Although, Vectorman 1 & 2, my God did those deliver.

@RockBogart Finished Hitman

Shit was a good read.

Garth Ennis the king.

Totally.

I wanna note that GC fits snugly in the ‘metroid’ classification that cyntalan brought up after rabbit’s initial post of mario(‘standard’)/smb(‘fast/difficult’)/castlevania(i wanna say ‘action’) so it didn’t really need to be brought up but again game is godlike.

@Exodus.

it has the ninja gaiden black style of wallrun where you run up, then slide down. i want to add a “billboard” wall run where you can run along things that are in the background to cover wide horizontal gaps.

naaa, that was @angelpalm. I find it funny he’s like ‘i want explosions in the game’ and we laugh, and then they announce they’re adding explosions and shit to the game.

Big fan of those games too. They’re one of those games where I can’t progress to the next level until I 100% the one I’m on. Controls are loli tight, just feels good to fly through the level as fast as you can.

As far as 3d plats go, I’d say Mario has the formula perfected. It’s designed so that any 5yo can jump from moving platform to moving platform, but a more experienced gamer can take advantage of all the controls to long jump, back flip, wall jump and spin attack over the whole damned puzzle. It’s as challenging as you want it to be.

No, AP wanted weapons. Cyntalan (it was you right?!) wanted to see if there was any Big Bumpin Hockey arcade-y stuffs.

@Rabbit2k7 looks cool. I really like the idea of the wall run on surfaces in the back ground. Have you played Cloudbuilt? It does some of the parkour stuff I think you’re looking for but in 3D. Can you hold up infinitely on a wall or do you end up losing momentum?

(I don’t really have any additional opinions on the current platforming discussion given people already hit all of the (few) great platforming games that I already knew about.)

Oh, actually, I guess that’s technically not quite true since it just occurred to me that no one mentioned Dynamite Headdy or Vectorman or any good SEGA platformer really that wasn’t the obvious Sonic 3 & Knuckles godliness or Sonic 2’s lesser divinity.

And even though we’re “supposed” to be limited to 3D games, I have to say as someone who still has not gotten around to playing Super Metroid unfortunately, I enjoyed Metroid Prime way more than I thought I would after I got used to the first-person view.

Kind of appropriate you posted this given what Manx posted earlier.

I’ve seen enough porn and read enough (bad) fan-fiction to know where this is going: Alien of Steel, Alien of Kleenex.

If you hate pumpkins so much, Charlie Brown, then I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that pumpkin production is quite down this year, at least in California.

Well money alone doesn’t make one an overall fit parent. Sure they can provide but can they nurture and teach a child and instill values that will make them productive members of society? That plays a factor too. Also working class folks would still be able to reproduce. Can’t have a world full of white collar folks who don’t want to do any dirty work. Someone has to get their hands dirty. As long as they can show that they’ll provide for the child and can be fit parents. And of course said child will have opportunities to move up from working class just like we do now.

you run up for a set amount of time, then start to slide back down.

You know it’s just called table hockey, right? Big Bumpin what? Don’t make hockey black, please and thank you. You already stole basketball from us valuable and intelligent and worldly Canadians, that’s more than enough sports.

I didn’t get a chance to really fuck around with Ryu much (never really been a fan of shoto’s), but it’s kinda nice to see his parry game is somewhat back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADJnIKhxuc

I make good money at the cost of my sanity…

Jesus christ, what a story. Although she did admit to a shit ton of illegal shit, including pimping. Especially being a fucking ACCESSORY TO MURDER.

https://twitter.com/_zolarmoon/status/659492189341360129

Lol at recycling stories on twitter for attention, that involve you in a shit ton of crimes, and unnecessarily expose other people who have moved on from said incident.

No one knows if it’s true.

So one thing I’ve noticed about great platformer. Is that air mobility has an increased movement speed over ground movement. That always gives a game a better flow of movement. Doesn’t have to be a large amount but always felt a little faster while airborne or after a jump makes the gameplay itself feel great.

Nah. His parry sucks and none of that required real timing… You can just mash it.

True. I’d be curious how this develops. I know some blogger right now is digging to verify this story. If its a lie, its quite the entertaining one, with pictures of the people in the story too. I guess its also not that much of a stretch of a story to not believe either. Ive encountered my fair share of ridiculous stories and moments in life. None that crazy though. lol

No no no no no. He’s talkin’ about this, yo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtSJwXp1WjE

Lost it here “nigga lost in the sauce & bitch lost in the game”.

/dead