SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

odin · October 27, 2015, 6:50pm

By “niggas” do you mean “blacks” or “dudes”?

Joshkaz · October 27, 2015, 6:51pm

What do I gotta do to get a Dubai prince to give me money? I am cool with whoring myself out for some cash.

regulate · October 27, 2015, 6:52pm

I wonder if theyll start offing one another once their money dries up

soup_or_man · October 27, 2015, 6:53pm

What a train wreck. I muscled through to the 28 minute mark before I just couldn’t take it anymore.

Phantom_Angel · October 27, 2015, 6:55pm

“Niggas” is almost always used as a general term for guys. You’ll know when it’s meant for black guys specifically.

Pertho · October 27, 2015, 6:55pm

That’s the difference between your phone and Thurst’s. Yours is all like “nah man, we can’t do this. Just take the L on this white girl.” His phone is all like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

odin · October 27, 2015, 7:02pm

I liked Supergirl. But I’m really white and like lighthearted shows.

Raz0r · October 27, 2015, 7:04pm

Who the hell resurrected you?

SoVi3t · October 27, 2015, 7:05pm

I will never stop laughing at people wanting PC nonsense to die, but want cops to tickle you until you finally give in to their charm.

holy shit, wrestling has hadoukens now

SNAAAAKE · October 27, 2015, 7:12pm

for once skype showed relevant ad lol

yeah I like nike shoes nigga :smokin:

dab00g · October 27, 2015, 7:17pm

Flash paper was used since the 60s

Especially in memphis

odin · October 27, 2015, 7:18pm

And you got the King of Memphis still doing it in 2015 lol

SoVi3t · October 27, 2015, 7:20pm

Funk and Lawler will never ever retire lol

old but classic:

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12042958_10153584409236251_148847653637411186_n.jpg?oh=2f213bcf84bcec89adbf4d8639f6883f&oe=56CC35EA

regulate · October 27, 2015, 7:20pm

beacuase fuck you seal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WGIH35JBE

Pertho · October 27, 2015, 7:22pm

LOL this day, I wish I was working. But alas:

https://i.sli.mg/UOBnjA.png

Starhammer · October 27, 2015, 7:23pm

Raz0r:

You’re all going to call me racist for this but whatever. Black people are the most entitled riders of public transportation.

On the train this morning I was sitting at the end of the L-shaped seats in the older subway cars. This fucking old black dude sat down and manspread right on me. We sit perpendicular to one another for two stops until he pushes my knee out and says “move your knee.” I couldn’t believe it and as you could have guessed, I was fucking seething inside. This was an old guy. He was twice my size but I was gonna bash him something good. I shoved my knee back in, looked him in the eye, and said, “Hey, buddy. Fuck you. I was already sitting here when your ass decided to sit down. Don’t like it, move to another seat.” I sat burning a hole in the side of his head with how intense I was staring until he moved a few stops later. I’ll be honest, I thought we were gonna throw down and so did other passengers. I wanted to stomp him so bad.

Then on the bus to my office, this hood ratchet as fuck broad near the back just keeps yelling at the driver, “Hurry up!” “Why you so slow!” “Gawd, hurry the fuck up!” Some older black lady chimes in saying “if you in a rush why didn’t you leave earlier?” As you could probably guess about now, this made hood ratchet as fuck broad explode. She had to be booted off the bus. That the bus driver didn’t have to call the police to handle her ass like they did that girl at school recently was a shock to my system.

This doesn’t include the rants on black people running IN FRONT OF THE BUS to stop it. I mean, that’s just fucking insane. I’ll gladly wait for another bus instead of being steamrolled by 2-ton vehicle. God, I should just bite the bullet and get a car.

Headphones. Get 'em. Why do you torment yourself in such a manner? The spreader was going to have to be handled in a different manner, but you can usually beat loud with loud. I would personally never get on public transportation without headphones of some sort.

-Starhammer-

SoVi3t · October 27, 2015, 7:25pm

whyyyyy?

http://images3.mtv.com/uri/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:33701?width=657&height=370&crop=true&quality=0.85

Raz0r should have just started farting when that dude sat next to him.

ThePurpleBunny · October 27, 2015, 7:29pm

Pertho must have found my old mix tapes from the mid-late 90s, because he keeps posting vids for every song that’s on them.

The hell you doin’ going through my shit anyway?

pedoviejo · October 27, 2015, 7:31pm

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beacuase fuck you seal:

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I like how the commens where bitch made 6aggots cry moar about a seal being rekt, and people getting hype. Tat shit is hype.

also, this guy redemeed the comment section

By estimating the total time traveled by the seal to be 4.25 seconds, assuming acceleration by gravity to be 32 feet per second squared, and neglecting the effects of wind resistance, I have calculated that the seal traveled to a maximum height of 72.25 feet in the air.

SoVi3t · October 27, 2015, 7:33pm

sweet merciful God, please tell me you yanks don’t calculate the speed of gravity to be in feet per second squared…