Sick as a dog. Took off work tonight, trying to play league, but meh. I ain’t feeling it, even though I just played one and went 6/1/0 with Jinx.Blastin’ bitches who can’t make trades. Oh well, just got an invite. Might as well buss some heads with Alistar…
My Pathfinder group cleared a dungeon last session. We were asked by a noble to investigate who blew up her deceased husband’s tower. We went in there and discovered some abu-ghraib shit going down, but apparently it was from a long time ago, since we heard the story from a ghost. Anyway, we ended up asking her if we could have it. We got that, plus a big ass treasure that was hidden down there and the original reward.
its basically the ninja turtles movie all over again. no one understands its a reboot and so its gonna take liberties left n right but everyone and their mother is gonna cry its not like how they remember.
Elephant: drinks Hey , what’s up
Humans: silent
Elephant: drinks again, looks around at the humans then decides to leave
Elephant: Man, this sucks, I’m out!!! while waving with its ear
Oh yeah, I’m making the bomb ass chicken soup from scratch:
Whole chicken
1 - 2 lobes garlic ( to taste)
1 - 2 lbs. tomatoes
12 oz. water
1 med-sized zucchini, chopped as you like it
1/2 yellow onion, finely chopped
1 carrot, chopped into wheels
1/8 cup cilantro
1 white potato, coarsely chopped
1 - 2 tbsp. salt
1/2 tbsp. black pepper
1 tbsp. paprika
1 tsp. sugar
dash of cumin (to taste)
Dash oregano (to taste)
Prepare the chicken by removing appendages and innards. Cut carcass body in half and boil in water on med-hi heat for a minimum of 3 hours, or until bones are soft and spongy. Meanwhile, boil garlic and tomatoes until skin begins to peel. Puree tomato & garlic in food processor and strain resulting sauce to remove seeds and skin pieces. Keep the garlic, chopping it finely and adding it back to the sauce. Remove bones from broth. Strain broth to remove sediment and bone pieces. Place broth back on burner at low heat and slowly stir in tomato puree. Add chicken legs and breasts and cook on med-lo heat until chicken is done. Stir in seasonings and let simmer for 10 minutes to incorporate. remove chicken breasts and set aside. Add in vegetables in this order:
Potato
Carrot
Onion
Simmer until vegetables begin to get soft, but are not fully cooked (test by tasting a piece of potato). Add in zucchini and cilantro. Let simmer for 10 - 15 minutes or until zucchini becomes soft. Meanwhile, shred cooked chicken breasts into small pieces and add during the last 5 - 10 minutes of cooking time.
You can make a noodle variant by adding and extra oz. of water and noodles at the same time as the vegetables.
This shit right here infuriates me on every level. With my job position I speak to a lot of businesses. Mother fuckers don’t know ANY contact information or The ADDRESS of where they work!!
It’s not just the lower level staff, managers are easily just as fucking stupid.
GD, quick. Original Mortal Kombat movie. Reptile fight or Scorpion fight.
You think you know a guy then he gives the wrong answer to this question and you can’t look at him the same afterward.
I subscribe to the Scorpion fight personally. I acknowledge the Reptile fight from a filmmaking standpoint did a lot for the movie. It was the right scene at the right time, but as a standalone fight, the Scorpion fight was more entertaining. Especially with the finish being Cage and Scorpion trading fatality for fatality.
