SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Today was a pretty rough work day. I had to treat a sales rep like an infant in the hopes he would understand what I was saying. Had to stay an extra two hours which sucks when you already live a two hour commute away.

But boss did say after this I’m free to for him or move him to a different department so yay.

“492 New posts”

Jesus.

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Chapstick is pretty godlike for emergency elbow ash sits. Fallout preparing me for the apocalypse.

A popular blog went over how ridiculous Luke got after the father reveal and the bad writing recently in a hype for the new trailer one so you aren’t alone.

970 posts star wars thread before
without even checking
you know beta made 905 of them

*beta chewbacca gets sent away at the door, sorry we’re full. Bigfoot suit man growl thing.

Gamestop
black dude went to the back, he had the key

White dude walks up to the door behind him. holding 3 consoles. knock. knock. knock. Nobody opened shit for him.

Still standing there holding all the consoles. /I take the last $10 Vanquish out the Bargain bin, RE6 and shit like that on a list 4 for $10 if you could find 4 of those games, lol. Couldn’t.

Your family enjoy those $15 itunes giftcards you always get them because you shop for gifts on December 24? OSHIT I FORGOT, AGAIN!!

razors stupid

you fix a mech post by changing his to “fat people”

Spoiler

'Get the fuck out of the store

Maxx

coming in here with your furry costume on like its buttfinity con Pertho talks about twitter diaper hunts, that mechwarrior eats.’

Pertho ‘CTRL F who was talkin shit’

Snake also spelled mc donalds wrong but I guess all of you guys go to the place Sam Jax holds up and Wakunda Prince does his Jackie chan uncle with the mop handle.

And in other news, encryption still so clunky to use, even international terrorists don’t use it.

Meh. :tup:

REally?

really, you can’t use my reality

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The highest levels of punching have been Snake hacked.

i hate the type of turds that come out un-digested.

Just brown bile and mucous. :scream:

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@Neesa what was with that PS4 tube top in Hecatom’s never explained big image drop

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I’ll leave it up to soviet to want to ask you all drinking sprite, and pounds of food style, or just go back to what thread NickRocks explains truths, women dont poop, but Soviet talks about it in the 2nd reply, maybe the 1st, I don’t know how their comment system works for date timestamps okyeah he was there 1st to talk about poop like its poop talk

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7th
Million has some work to do.

Was looking for that clip of anthony anderson from harold and kumar but ran into this instead lol

Good lord how can anyone ever live that shit down?

That’s a plus in my book. Any chick who could swallow donkey semen could surely stomach both the sight and smell of my putrid body.

Calling dibs on the twin in yellow. She looks better.

Damn nigga are you Pearl from Blade?

Also I tried to watch that episode of fear factor again for a laugh, lol nigga I couldn’t even watch them sip them mugs for even two seconds without gagging, shit how does @raz0r do it?

How do you a nigga has never seen a map before? When they say some dumb shit like this:

Cracking up over here lol.

Christmas time is getting close and I got a good snack suggestion for you guys. Hell, it’s a good snack anytime of the year, one of the best snacks you could have, one of the best products on the shelves. That is right, I am talking about Coley’s snacks foods!

This Christmas season you want to get yourself some Coley’s Christmas Mix. Yes sir! It is delicious! It basically just like Chex Mix, whatever it is, same thing almost.

I checked, you still get the bible page in every bag, just like all of Mr. Coley’s products. I was not sure if you also got a Christmas story in every bag. I had to buy one to find out but I actually got it for free because at the local small convenience store next to the last pine tree in Ravensdale, I just crinkle the bag really loud and the old man who runs the store tells me to leave so I just take the bag with me.

They are really good but I got a 2nd Corinthians. I guess you don’t get a Christmas story in every bag. Honestly, you don’t know. I guess you still could. You just don’t know. Chowing down a bag of Christmas Mix, it is just real tasty. It is almost identical to Chex Mix.

The only difference is that it has Christmas on the bag. In this day and age I am surprised they let him put Christmas on the bag. Mr. Coley doesn’t care I assume. You can have your war on Christmas, but you are not going to have your war on Coley’s Snack Foods, I will tell you that right now.

Christmas Mix is the best thing you can have for a Christmas party. Run down to the store, pick up a bag, put it in a bowl, let the kids dig into the bowl and find the bible page, whatever you want to do.

Listen, if you hate Christmas and you hate Jesus, go on down to the store and buy yourself some Pringles or Lays because that is what they are there for! But if you love Christmas and all the holiday spirit, you aint going to find nothing better to snack on than Coley’s Christmas Mix!

I am actually eating some right now. Mr. Coley gave it to me for free when I talked to him next to that crane game machine in Safeway. He doesn’t treat me special or nothing, he just knows I am a loyal customer.

Guess what just turned 30 today?

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i will teach you the secret to wealth if you want.

many polls consider muslims with extremist views as “extremist”

“yo fam. would u dap up Osama bin Laden?”
“i dunno-”
“TERRORIST”

"fam, imma smash this chick.

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what u thank?"
“hell yeah-”
“TERRORIST! OSAMA BIN LADEN’S NIECE? FUCK YOUR EXTREMIST VIEWS”

trustoryfam

THAT’S HOW HE GOT THE HOUSE SO CHEAP.

TELL EVERYBODY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST FAMILY, VYNCE

That was donkey piss they were drinking during the interview.

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