Christmas time is getting close and I got a good snack suggestion for you guys. Hell, it’s a good snack anytime of the year, one of the best snacks you could have, one of the best products on the shelves. That is right, I am talking about Coley’s snacks foods!
This Christmas season you want to get yourself some Coley’s Christmas Mix. Yes sir! It is delicious! It basically just like Chex Mix, whatever it is, same thing almost.
I checked, you still get the bible page in every bag, just like all of Mr. Coley’s products. I was not sure if you also got a Christmas story in every bag. I had to buy one to find out but I actually got it for free because at the local small convenience store next to the last pine tree in Ravensdale, I just crinkle the bag really loud and the old man who runs the store tells me to leave so I just take the bag with me.
They are really good but I got a 2nd Corinthians. I guess you don’t get a Christmas story in every bag. Honestly, you don’t know. I guess you still could. You just don’t know. Chowing down a bag of Christmas Mix, it is just real tasty. It is almost identical to Chex Mix.
The only difference is that it has Christmas on the bag. In this day and age I am surprised they let him put Christmas on the bag. Mr. Coley doesn’t care I assume. You can have your war on Christmas, but you are not going to have your war on Coley’s Snack Foods, I will tell you that right now.
Christmas Mix is the best thing you can have for a Christmas party. Run down to the store, pick up a bag, put it in a bowl, let the kids dig into the bowl and find the bible page, whatever you want to do.
Listen, if you hate Christmas and you hate Jesus, go on down to the store and buy yourself some Pringles or Lays because that is what they are there for! But if you love Christmas and all the holiday spirit, you aint going to find nothing better to snack on than Coley’s Christmas Mix!
I am actually eating some right now. Mr. Coley gave it to me for free when I talked to him next to that crane game machine in Safeway. He doesn’t treat me special or nothing, he just knows I am a loyal customer.