SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Yeah, prices for stuff in DC are abnormally jacked up. The place I go to down the street from me in MD charges no more than $20 for a trim, shape up, and fade. I decide to try a place here on my lunch break for the sake of convenience, but $32 is way too steep, even if it was a good cut.

My supervisor was saying that getting a slight trim for her ranged between $50-$80.

it means all you dress up bois pay cash now.

Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I honestly couldn’t do it. I’d feel out of place staying home watching the kids while she brings home the bacon.

@SoVi3t That first bitch has titty dimples. She should give some of that to miss Sato there. :coffee: That Latina chick looks like a fuckin’ pinto bean! :rofl: And how is that third chick’s head so big!

God, I miss Patrice.

:tup:

Indeed you are old fashioned!
I’m a feminist. Equality for all. If a girl wants to bring home the bread and wants me to sit at home, so be it.

It won’t happen in my lifetime, since my wife and I both work and have no intentions of working at home, but it’s an interesting concept.

Every version there is always one.

Time to:

…$32?

At the Sports Clips I go to, ten dollars LESS than that will give me a haircut, hot steaming towel thrown on my face while my head gets washed and massaged while sitting in one of those vibrating chairs, and then I get a dinky back massage as well right after.

Helps that place is mostly manned (…lel) by chicks, but a few of them can’t edge worth a damn.

LOL @ you dolts paying more than $20 for a haircut. And that’s including the tip I give.

These are still some of the best meme’s on the internet.

Still jelly of that black folk sponge-like hair.

http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/say-no-more-barber-memes-01-640x640.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VElrqlO.gifv

You can go fuck around with your friends later, Luke. Now go and get a dong droid for your aunt Beru.

Luke (under breath): I hope you get raped by a sand nigger.

As usual, my version is better. :tup:

Looking at the weather for my area because it’s 81 degrees in the middle of goddamn November.

What just keeps amazing me is that the record low for this date was 30 degrees in 2002.

I don’t remember this, but goddamn do I miss it.

(I’ve never really seen the appeal of Star Wars for the most part or, rather, I’ve never been enthralled by its appeal despite being all about super powers. Punishing myself with the first prequel only helped destroy any foundation that could have been laid.)

Hmmm…apparently Amazon is making a series out of The Man in the High Castle. That’s rather surprising, especially since I saw the ad for it on TV last night, complete with the huge swastikas everywhere. I figure it’s only a matter time of before someone who has never read the book and doesn’t plan to watch the show bitches about that despite what the book is about.

http://i.imgur.com/mwp2k2L.jpg

What animal in Australia DOESN’T eat large mammals including kangaroos and people?

I’m sure this has been mentioned here before but the stock ‘golden eagle noise’ is actually a falcon or a hawk’s call because eagles sound like pussies.

All you need to know about eagles is to just watch them play on Sunday.

(Yeah, the eagle sound is a lie. I think the actual bird call used is a red-tailed hawk or something IIRC.

EDIT: I see that Exodus. had already posted this. Good man.)

Heh, “glorified seagull”. Does anyone like seagulls? I generally like birds, but seagulls are annoying as fuck. It’s not even them being urban scavengers since ravens and crows do that too. It’s about them being urban scavengers who are aggressive, greedy, and dumb unlike ravens and crows.

Pigeons can screw off too. Don’t you agree, @“The Epidemic”?

Why does the majestic bald eagle sound like a bitch?

How does this scream freedom, and strike fear into the hearts of those sand savages?

Because America is a big liar.

AND YOU FELL FOR IT!!