SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Hatred_Edge · October 23, 2015, 4:41am

Aren’t you the black dude with a penis so small that when girls see it, according to YOU, it’s like shattering dreams?

If so, all I gotta say to you is

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru

Starhammer · October 23, 2015, 4:49am

Rough to look at, but easy to laugh at…Like so.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsg0eas6al.gif

Boy: Hello Ladies!
Girl1: Fuck You!!
**Boy:**Thinking to himself Well THAT was rude. Still, as a gentleman in training, I will let this slide as I value my honor and virtues far more than…
Girl2: YOUR MOM!!!
Boy: :mad: SHINKUUUUUU…!!!

-Starhammer-

SoVi3t · October 23, 2015, 4:51am

I use turkey pepperoni

ThePurpleBunny · October 23, 2015, 4:55am

I eat straight pepperoni. Don’t even put it on anything. Just cut a piece off a log and munch it.

thurst · October 23, 2015, 4:56am

I get a lil teary-eyed to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmjTCptbe4Q

SoVi3t · October 23, 2015, 4:57am

5lb Jamaican jerk pork tenderloin in the slow cooker. I have no idea how long to leave it in, so just gonna put it on low heat and deal with it in 12 hours.

Raz0r · October 23, 2015, 5:08am

Nothing she said deserved that.

Dangerous_J · October 23, 2015, 5:11am

I guess this explains Tekno’s return

Let me play some appropriate music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

Phantom_Angel · October 23, 2015, 5:12am

Lounge been invaded by bitch niggas, apparently . Drake ass motherfuckers :lol:.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpnvTjtpyIg

Joshkaz · October 23, 2015, 5:35am

Yea. lol.

Everyone be Gods now.

Raz0r · October 23, 2015, 5:45am

Lol at green lantern and cyborg being left out. Gotta cull the shitty members.

SoVi3t · October 23, 2015, 5:57am

Darkseid seems like such a non factor right now.

Raz0r · October 23, 2015, 5:57am

I dunno. I think that was pretty random. It’s hard to say until we know more about the people who captured Luthor and if Luthor became a reincarnation of Dark Seid. Shazam is a curious one, too. Who are the gods in his head?

Joshkaz · October 23, 2015, 5:57am

Sounds like it. Even though Darkseid is still going. Just his body is gone. For meow.

Starhammer · October 23, 2015, 5:59am

DAMMIT!!!

Give me the link again. I’ll have it done by tomorrow.

-Starhammer-

Raz0r · October 23, 2015, 6:07am

I did know, but I was caught off guard work that new gods line. I thought it was referencing new gods giving Billy powers.

white_shadow · October 23, 2015, 6:19am

This news story has been circulating…

PHOTOS Mia Matsumiya, the ‘Perv Magnet,’ shares 10 years of messages from ‘creeps and weirdos’ to stop online harassment

https://m.facebook.com/mia.matsumiya

Mia Matsumiya, a Los Angeles-based violinist, has been receiving disgusting, aggressive, sexual social media messages for more than ten years. Now that she’s saved well over a thousand of them, Matsumiya has decided to create an alter ego–the “Perv Magnet”–to share the treatment she’s received, and help shine a light on the pervasiveness of online harassment.

…

Matsumiya is 4’9″, Asian-American, and a violinist–a combination that she says “has sort of been a nightmare…when it comes to harassment. It seems to attract an insane amount of unacceptable, predatory behavior….[And] it’s absolutely unacceptable to treat anyone this way.”

Since creating the Perv Magnet account, Matsumiya has gotten some messages from people who think she’s “bragging” about the number of compliments she’s gotten. To that, her reply is “I’m guessing these people are the same people delivering these messages, but make no mistake, I don’t take these messages as compliments and never have. In fact, they make me feel objectified, dehumanized, and degraded. I think the more time you spend reading them, you really begin understanding my position."

With such gems like:

@Neesa your thoughts on this?

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · October 23, 2015, 6:20am

https://vine.co/v/e93TjWmDZvU

@Rampage please enjoy, so oyea some words… Tried to stop these infinite loops by clicking somewhere within the smallass, words popup, with more links, ad shit “PUNCH THE GANGSTER” thing, but it would not be stopped, in @Neesa 's and tried to outlink me to external places-even if it was maybe vine domain this one, but nope aint doing that

The INFINITY CRISIS

Rick_Ross · October 23, 2015, 6:24am

That’s a pretty good poem, but here’s a better rendition:

Roses are red
Violets are red
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Million · October 23, 2015, 6:26am

Sheeeit, there’s 1 song that comes to mind that is indeed my kryptonite…in fact I even stopped listening to it partially because of that, though it is still in my collection… but nope that will just have to be a secret.

In other news, The Player on NBC continues to be quite awesome.
Also–“Cassie King” on that show… salad-toss worthy? Yep.

edit–however, since it’s an NBC show that I happen to enjoy…I am sure it will be cancelled very soon.