SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Surgery was pushed back to the second-to-last day of my vacation.

I wasn’t as nice and accomidating about it as I am most things.

Saitama>9001 Asura’s.

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/10/bulma_gets_slapped_by_lord_bills_dragonball_z-89169.gif

Don’t go full dab00g, Hecatom… Never go full dab00g.

I love my girlfriend, but god damn nothing is more frustrating than focusing on something of intellectual wealth, and then sitting through 15 minutes of nonsense about a friend whose husband isnt having sex with her, who is now feeling self conscious, and insert pseudo feminist logic.

Oh im sorry, lemme pause this documentary on the federal reserve so i can listen to your nonsensical ramblings of shit that doesnt matter. lol. Like every single stereotype about women is true. Not maybe 50 percent. Every single one.

Then they get annoyed when you show frustration in being interrupted to listen to trivial, intellectual barf. On top of that, later you will inevitably have a conversation about a topic you have taken many nights to learn about as a hobby in your free time, you school them, and they get mad you dont simply adhere to their terrible opinions on the topic like a slave.

But even with all that frustration, your girl (if you have a good one), will still treat you like a king. In your head you be thinking, “Thank you, and i cant believe you did this, but you could also just stfu, and give me 2 hours of silence a day, and id be equally as happy”. LOL

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/dude-stacks-ten-mcribs-to-make-giant-sandwich/?fb=dd

Spoiler

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/c1/83/c1834db2f5d29f1d01adcb0bb77be40d.jpg

You know who to call.

Man it’s like Putin didn’t age at all. Dude figured out immortality.

Immortality’s pretty easily achieved when you regularly bathe in the blood of your enemies. [/trade secret]

Wizard’s up here at gamestop, lmao!

Wow. People still post here?

No shit.

(Oh hey, an OG I barely remember. How are you, good sir (or trans-madam)?)

I’m not sure whether I should bring myself to check out the thread about France or not and just assume that d3v or something else has it handled in case things get too stupid. Decisions decisions…

Ahem.

In your parlance, “old”.

Paris thread is teetering on the edge of “full retard”… Probably would be okay if people would stop replying to Zatalcon and that other racist dumbass.

Under sex it should say “Never” or “Owns 20 cats…”

paris thread is still open?

How late are you with this bullshit? Been eating chicken skins?

RockB later than than the Mayan apocalypse god damn.

(Hmmm…it would seem that PBS Newshour is almost entirely about the Paris attack today. [/not surprised]

Wait. …Someone’s name on here is Hassan Hassan? Dear Allah, his parents were lazy.)

In the meanwhile, I’m still somewhat tempted to change my avatar to Lebanon’s flag since it seems next to no one gave a fuck about the attack that happened there before the Paris one, perhaps because Paris is simply the bigger tourist destination and more iconic in general. Of course, it would be rather “fun” to play the “not white, don’t care” “race card”, especially when it might actually be true.

Still, I suspected that thread was already a mess, which is the reason I haven’t bothered to check in on it. No way could it have grown that quickly with actual information and without people needlessly bitching at each other.

Keep saying that like people don’t have sex with cats if it helps you sleep at night. :coffee:

You know damn well what i’m getting at.

Spoiler

excellent rebuttal >.>

Hassan Hassan isn’t the first repetitive name I’ve heard. Guy who killed RFK, Duran Duran I think, had one too.