SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Not even going to correct it. I’ll leave that there to shame my phone for using auto-correct.

(Ugh. I’m tempted to give this accursed dog a bath out of spite.)

Huck comic? Like in Huckleberry Finn? Or is that just a typo?

So my job wants to make a monumental shift in how I handle marketing. That’s fine. They want to do more data-driven research than promotions, I can do that. However, a lot of this is menial tasks that the sales department is too dumb to do themselves. That I cannot abide by.

I’m going to have a sit-down with my boss and let him know that sales’ failures aren’t mine, nor can I be expected to do their jobs for them. I already have my hands full with our marketing plans month to month, to add babysitting is too much for me to handle.

Hopefully this lets me fire a few of them who aren’t working out. One in particular allowed a drop of nearly 50% in state sales for 2015. These products practically move themselves how the hell did he manage that?

You started using the @pedoviejo text service, it seems.

If you arent getting a raise with more perks, let somebody else do it. As long as you have been complaining about the job, you should have sufficient padding there for the resume. more money or move on.

Once the year is over, that’s the plan. I just want my yearly bonus and my trip to Europe. I’ve waited the whole year for those two and won’t leave just as I’m about to get them.

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it hasnt been a year?? LOL

Shotouts to Shaft Agent for this track, I’m always surprised by how much I enjoy it:

Sure as hell feels like it. I haven’t had a vacation in nearly 16 months. Even in Geneva I was too busy working to fully enjoy the city. But this year I get two weeks in Paris and Barcelona, with the company paying for a lot of the hotel and my complete flight.

Now just wait to get a 150 euro bottle of wine and slam it back like it’s a shot of Old Crow. :cool:

hillbilly hulk?

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/vampirediaries/images/c/c8/Goofy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130818185204

LOL, my ex girlfriend has been flirting with me the whole day :rofl:

You can’t roll cancel through the truth.

Compare the hitboxes of Alpha 2(1996) to Alpha 3(1998) or Vampire Hunter(1995) to Vampire Savior(1997) and you’ll notice something. All the hitboxes are dramatically reduced to cater to scrubs who can’t handle space control. Capcom games were never the same again. Then Vanilla SF4 came out and you hated it because Sagat had fireballs that were actually kind of good.

Scrub logic.

Executional barriers are scrub bait because execution is the only thing a scrub can understand about fighting games. Even if you believe that things being hard to execute make it not scrubby, both Pushblocking and Guard Canceling are much easier to do in Vampire Savior than Guard Canceling in Vampire Hunter.

Nope. I’m broke, and I have my own music venture I need to put money into.

Eh?

A2 hitboxes were pretty ridiculous, making the already top tier of that game MUCH better. A3 did feel like you had to get closer to do moves/throws, but the game’s mechanics sorta needed that to happen. V-ism with long ass hitboxes would’ve been even more annoying than it ended up as.

(Ah, the “Huck comic” thing was a typo? I’m actually somewhat disappointed now.)

Also, Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones are in this shitty Under Siege movie with Steven Seagal?

…What. The latter is at least better than that and I almost want to say the former is too.

BAN YOURSELF

(Nah. I’ll pass.)

I’m not even sure why I’m surprised since I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie before. I just think I forgot until just now since AMC been playing it and other Steven Seagal jank seemingly non-stop since October ended.

…And now I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Steven Seagal movie where he has to rescue Santa Claus or, better yet, is Santa Claus. He’s apparently doughy enough nowadays that off.

Why doesnt this nigga have a damn anti air? Holy shit got this dude jumping at me like a retard and i cant do sgit about it.

God dammit Saitama.

Saitama > Gouki.