I should be on it for next year. Missed a season sort of waiting for a friend to come on sundays but not anymore!
Yeah, those Neanderthals who do that shit can’t foresee that once they do it other teams will demand the same treatment. So they end up having to up the ante each meeting just to keep up with the standard that they instituted. They’ll probably want to fire people to make room in the budget for it too. Then wonder why middle management is quitting at the first signs of an economic surge.
This is basically my company in a nutshell… 3 mid management in the past month so far… :rolleyes:
My company never has to struggle with money so they just do this and its impossible to get fired lol. So you expect those sandwhichs and you also expect to get shit on friday night lol
So this large fuck at work is starting to grate my last nerve.
So not only does he use the bathroom 2-3 times a day for 30 minutes at a time, causing slowdown in the order process, but he’s unabashedly greedy whenever free food is put up. The owner brought some DD Munchkins and put them at the front desk. This guy has taken from the box three times and each time it was 5 or more of them.
One of the women here went to take one, saw that there were almost already gone, and said out loud to the entire floor. “Damn, man. You had to eat almost the whole box? There are 15 other people here.”
He has the goddamn GALL to get angry for being called out. He’s now complaining that it’s unfair to point to him when two other people grabbed a Munchkin. Yeah, they grabbed ONE. You’ve grabbed a lot more by my count.
I hate this fucking guy more than I hate you assholes.
Baseball is the most satisfying sport to watch when your team does well over a season. To see the investment of time pay off with postseason hype is beautiful. Also what other sport has fights over showboating? No one fights in football over touchdowns but flip a bat and pitchers feelings get hurt and benches clear LOL
And he’s BACK in the bathroom! Now we won’t see him for another 30 minutes.
This dude has a girlfriend, too. I wonder how goddamn hideous this ham beast must be that she sticks with this guy.
I fucking love baseball from a statistics standpoint. Also, my mom and I bonded over it. I really should start watching it again.
Anyhow…
Well, I’m off work for the next 6 hours or so. Time for some light reading…
:tup:
Don’t lie to yourself, friend. We all know you love us.
Baseball shits on Rugby.
I still love you.
I could dedicate my life to researching the hilarity of barry bonds stats
But i dont think theyd pay the bills 
Nahh pitchers need to quit being softies over guys being happy. Those “old school” guys are dying out. Fights, I use that term verrrry loosely its a buncha dudes holding dudes wearing the same colored shirt and yelling at guys wearing different colored shirts**, need to be over something real. Like, I could probably write a 10 page paper about why the Pirates plunking Jake Arietta was my favorite moment of the season and it wasn’t because Fat Boy Shwarber stared at his shot into the Mon that game.
**Outside real Gs like Pedro and Cueto.
Sounds like me, i punish the work toilet regularly. He must keep packs of matches on him at all times it seems.
I feel the same way about 98% of MMA matches.
Could be worse, our office fatass used to leave shit stains on the seat too.
Eventually he sold the business and left though.
Stat heads are nuts. You might like the podcast I linked in the baseball thread. It’s an hour of Barry Bonds’s video game like stats.
Okay, I lied, hitting Jake was my 2nd favorite moment of the season. My favorite was McCutchen’s walk off in July against the cards to pull within 3ish games. What a fucking game.
Man, that makes me think of the anonymous stank ass fucker here. I know the dude’s used the toilet recently every time by the fact that a) there’s always a little left over inside, and b) there’s like… crumbs or some shit all over the seat, or lint or some shit that makes me wanna gag. Frequent shit stains on the seat too. :wasted:
I have my suspicions who, but I’m not positive. If I’m right though, I already wanna smack the guy around as it is, so this’d just be another nail in the coffin.
Meanwhile, there’s another dude that I know never washes his fucking hands except when someone else is in the bathroom, where only then will he make a token effort of a 3 second rinse. It’s like clockwork, as if he knows he’s bein’ nasty and just doesn’t wanna get caught. :mad:
Those back to back walkoffs right before the allstar break were glorious. Fuck the cardinals
If you’re so fat you don’t know where your asshole is located to take a shit properly, you need to lose weight.
Who has the time to wipe an extra 6 inches of ass fat because you can’t be bothered to eat a salad once a day?
MMA is the NASCAR of combat sports.