Is it Tuesday? I think it is Tuesday, and therefore…
Yes, I do enjoy posting pictures of Denise Milani on Tuesday. Why do you ask?
Well, just got back from the hospital. Looks like my friend will be there overnight while the docs figure out what made her sick this time. We (Me and her husband) Had to rush her up there earlier, but it looks like she’s not in any life-threatening danger at least. So my question is this:
How is it that I run up in the place looking like a bootleg Morpheus from the Matrix, AND I AM NOT THE STRANGEST LOOKING PERSON IN THE WAITING ROOM? :wtf: It looked like Wal Mart was having a BOGO sale in there!!! Everyone. Please. Pull your fucking pants up. Stop looking like you got caught about to fuck somebody or get it in the ass while out in public. None were spared, not even the Children. :shake: Poor little girl that couldn’t be any older than 3 was dressed up in what I can only describe as Neon Dragon Barbie clothes…Which is not even a close second place to her mom looking like fucking Pennywise (She seriously had her hair in the same color and shape as that clown wig) with that straight jacket of a T-shirt that would’ve looked and fit better on the little girl. :shake: You know you done fucked up when the redneck guy with the mullet looked out of place because he was dressed too well compared to the rest. I guess that just shows that when the shit hits the fan, you run with what you have.
When black guys start being responsible with the n-bomb, us Canucks will dial back our inherent racism, just a little. I’m trying to work on a joke for my probably never completed comedy set, about how chink and gook and spic are ok, because they’re only one syllable.
Why would anybody of color want to live in Canadia? It’s a fucking ice-hole with inbred Frogs who spent too much time drinking maple syrup, humping dead mooses, and rolling ditchweed blunts out of maple leafs.