SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

You know Volkan is on the other side of our monitors in total drag. Dressed up as Aeris staring at Sephiroth’s sword on his wall.

How do you feel right now?

Hearts will be eaten.

Hey, spaghetti is good.

Unrelated but yeah my Dad eats twice as much as me and has diabeetus type 2 and a hernia issue. Stubborn fool won’t let me pay for a doctors visit even though it’d be cheap with his healthcare, I don’t even have that.

Just with his heart attack scare last year he has gradually gone back to his old habits, whereas that scared me enough to keep better care of myself. The two years I’ve been here I’ve lost between 50-55 pounds. This spring/summer hope to do more.

Just worried about him, probably have to tell him we are going to Six Flags and spring a trap.

Hearts are for queers.

How do I feel?

Like setting the world ablaze.

at my old job I worked maybe 4 hours and did whatever other 4. people knew but never said anything. mainly because I was still doing better than anyone else there.

eventually had to leave because its never enough money working for someone. doing my own thing now a days…

I thought about starting a business but I don’t have the capital. I was thinking of going the angel investor route but all that money is tied up in tech. It’s hard to find someone who wants to invest in a brewery or a restaurant. Doing marketing/writing is also not that lucrative. Everyone wants to pay you $5 for work no matter how much you do.

The struggle be real.

Waifus everywhere today at work. How did I get any work done (though I did)? German girls with round butts, it must a combination of the water from the Alps, which taste phenomenal, and the delicious variety of German sausages available at any store.

I one day want to go to germany for all the pure Aryan white wimmen.

Said Uncle Ruckus

I find it flattering that you compared me to the greatest animated black man in television, but at the same time insulted that you called me black.

He’s not black he was just born with a skin condition an raised by black folk.

Spoiler

I was only half paying attention to that episode. Did they ever reveal that he was lied to?

It is a lie. His Mom just brainwashed him. Vitalygo(sp?), sure. Lololol

His mom was lying to him. Everyone knows it and Ruckus is just in complete denial about it.

Revitiligo. It’s implied that his black (adoptive?) mother is just a self-hating as he is. She has blonde hair. So it’s assumed that she fabricated the story in order to make her favorite son feel better about being black. The complete back story still has him being born to white parents, but Ruckus was narrating that part, so it’s highly suspect. Considering the likeness between him, his father, and his siblings, it’s most definitely bullshit.

Kinda heartwarming. In a twisted, fucked up, no one can screw you like Mom screwed you kinda way.

I’m 5’9, and the biggest I’ve been was at 240 and the thinnest I’ve been was 170. I dropped like 30 lbs in 2 months after high school just so I didn’t look like a lazy American to a Japanese exchange student. Since then, I’ve been swinging between 210 and 185 lbs, though I’ve been doing my best to keep my weight down. Never noticed how sucky my diet was before (I’d eat like 2 1/2 cups of rice every dinner!), so I just cut down hard on it and I haven’t gone up since … except during winter break when I ate like 50 Christmas cookies and a ton of pork in one week.

I remember that after i was operated of my gallbladder, i ended being very thin yet i was still at 204 lbs, many friends were surprised that i was that thin yet weighted more than them while being fat, lol

I found my spirit animal.

thats why I outsource. get filipinos to do all the leg-work for me. most I pay them is 200/300 a month depending on skill levels. also depends on if they can play cvs2 or not(lol).

all I do is FIND the work for them. I have helpers too so it works out.

Man, I just visited a nice and modern looking website design. It was like smelling a new car interior. Then I come back to flabby n sick Vanilla and its “Something Has Gone Wrong” messages. Like going home to a dead-end marriage.

Remember when SRK looked sharp? The shitty Import Tuner logo font that was cool in the 2000s? The Photoshop squad putting real effort into the forum themes? When forum glitches were addressed in a timely fashion?

Speaking of bitching about shit, where’s Po Pimpus?

I’m trying to figure out why T-Mobile is blasting me in the ass with taxes. I received my first bill from them and the taxes and fees add up to 24% of the bill. What the fuck? With my last carrier that shit added up to 7%.

To anyone here with T-Mobile and on the $50 plan, how much in taxes and fees is your bill?