SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Nigga fuck you I was ready to visually feast on some butt cheeks and you do this.

Here is a sexy foot for sunday feet day. Lots of arches too.

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So do some threads not work at all? I’ve posted a few times in the DBZ thread and nothing shows up.

At the risk of being flagged by RockB

Man Naps Bryan too strong!

Yo dat winners finals doe!

I forgot about that stupid fucking Snoop Dogg stage in TTT2.

I hope they somehow are able to put it in T7…

This nigga Inkog

All Collected Information (not 100% sure of accuracy. will know more later hopefully. stuff i’m confused or fuzzy on are in bold & italics):

(all of this is back story i wasn’t fully aware of last night when i started posting about this. *BREAK *is what happened last night when i started posting about this.)

  • girl with beautiful skin and my adopted sister met at work
  • girl with beautiful skin is bi-curious (or full homo)
  • they became friends; skin introduced my sister to her butch girlfriend (who had a butch girlfriend friend)
  • they all hung out and smoked weed together; my sister begins dating other butch friend
  • skin lost the job for screaming at a supervisor; both butches are on probation
  • my adopted sister was letting her stay at her apartment until she found another job
  • on her off day, my adopted sister let skin drive her car to pick up her girlfriend
  • skin’s girlfriend has weed. they get pulled over, my adopted sister’s (legitimate) medication was in the car. skin and her girlfriend go to jail
  • skin asks for my adopted sister to fill out an affidavit proclaiming that the bottle of pills was her legitimate medicine to expunge the felony charge
  • my adopted sister takes longer to do that than skin wanted; skin is upset over that
  • my adopted sister wants skin and both (unemployed) butch girlfriends to stop living in her apartment; tries to put her foot down
  • invites someone she talked to over the internet (i don’t know wtf is going on with this. i guess to help her get them out? pure insanity) to her apartment.
  • my adopted sister refused to allow them back in the apartment
  • they object; kick in the door, steal her rent money, television, and phone; punched her and the other girl that came over in the face
  • my adopted sister and the new girl run away and stay in a hotel for the night
  • new girl calls her brother (the 6’3" dude) to come pick her up.
  • skin calls my mom to tell her that whatever my adopted sister is saying is a lie and she is going to come over to talk to her
  • skin then calls my adopted sister from the new girl’s phone saying that she’s going to come over to my mom’s place to mess it up with both butch girls and some other people.

(this is possibly a ploy to get my adopted sister out of hiding for a fight. it works.)

BREAK

  • new girl, her brother who drove in town with a Tahoe-load of people, and my adopted sister get to the mansion
  • skin is already parked in our driveway. when she saw my adopted sister and the group, she called my mom to get her to come outside to see that her daughter is trying to attack her.
  • i tell mom don’t go outside, i will go outside to handle this. i run to put on my jeans and grabbed my gun.
  • mom opens the garage door anyway because she never listens to me and skin jumps on my adopted sister as she tries to run inside
  • mom tries to break it up but she’s 4’11". they stop after they realize mom is trying to stop it. skin’s lip is busted and her face is bloody. my adopted sister runs in the house
  • as i’m running out, my adopted sister is crying about how she got jumped, i threw her out of the way to go outside. because i still don’t know what is going on
  • the butch girls start jumping on new girl; her brother (big dude) jumps out of the Tahoe and starts smashing those lesbos like Hulk. that’s when i get outside.
  • big dude is throwing these women around and landing clean, hard shots to the face but they aren’t going down; he sees i’m holstered and he stops swinging. some dude also jumps out of the Tahoe and tries to calm the situation down as well. everybody except the two butches see there is a gun in play and calm down
  • i try to push and pull the butches back away from the big dude, i got elbowed on the side of the neck and the forehead, and pushed up against the car. they are an inch taller than me, but they are girls so i picked one up and pushed her towards my mom’s car. she slipped and caught herself before she slammed into the bumper (it’s raining outside) she saw the gun and calmed down. the last butch wouldn’t quit. she was drooling blood as she was screaming at the big guy (i’m pretty sure that’s where the blood got on my shirt). she wouldn’t even look at me the whole time (i later found out that the day my adopted sister told her to leave was the day the butch’s mom died; probably part of the reason why she was so rabid).
  • as i calm down everybody outside, skin is beating my adopted sister up inside the house and my mom can’t do anything about it (i didn’t know anything about this until after everybody left).
  • my uncle and richboi cousin get here and the cops come. we get everybody to leave. i start posting on SRK about this.

RIGHT AFTER EVERYBODY LEFT THE MANSION

  • my adopted sister left in her car alone (the car looks like it has been torn up, the front bumper is missing, side mirrors are smashed dents all over it)
  • skin and the butches are still mad so they follow her
  • they get into a car chase
  • my adopted sister stops at a red light, the butches jump out of their car and open my adopted sister’s door and start beating her up again. my sister floors it. she hit another car head on
  • the airbag deploys and slams into the side of her face, partially knocking her out
  • the butches tried pulling her out of the car to continue beating her. but the cops showed up.
  • my sister stayed at a co-worker’s house last night.

right now my sister is in the hospital where she will remain for a few days until she is transferred to a psyche ward. the new girl is calling my mom’s house. she wants to know if my adopted sister has HIV. we don’t know what to tell her.

everybody thinks this is her “rock bottom” moment, but i’m skeptical. why? she still hasn’t apologized for any of this.

GGPO Jayhawks. Matchups versus MVC teams unfavorable.

This could be a TV show

Sunday bunday

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Yooo FINAL FUCKING ROUND JCDR!

Dunno what streams you guys are watching and frankly… I don’t care. I was eagerly waiting with bated breath for Shaft’s post.

People are fucking weird.

FUCKING ARTURO

@Manx need pics of butches, skins and sister for masturbat… research purposes.

That SIM play is too GDLK! Man a SIM in top 8 who knew?

Lol SFIV is so booty. Do any of you guys actually like that game, or are yall playing it because your crews are playing it?

I’m in the boat of people that play it just to have a fighting game to play.

You mean MOVIE… The fuck? lol

Oh, and trim that quote.

nah

instead of telling him what to do , just flag it for spam (which it is) so that it gets buried and so you others won’t have to waste energy scrolling past it.