SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

NSFW: As far as I’ve seen with these pranks, why do white boys do this shit? And if it isn’t fake, why are these dudes running away? I understand they don’t want to mess with a man crazy enough to strip down to his thong in a fight, but if this were really in the hood, wouldn’t these fuckboys get stomped on as they’re stripping?

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1UnsuUFCGY

STOP POSTING SHIT THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED BEFORE FUCKING JEESUS PEOPLE JUST FUCKING GO BACK ONE OR TWO PAGES IT’'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE GET AIDS AND DIE

Eat shit, I’m not going back two pages to search for something someone posted before me when you know damn well the page count goes up by 10 daily. How about you take your name and slit your wrists with one?

If people didn’t constantly repost shit maybe we wouldn’t have such page bloat.

But reading is hard and I guess scanning a page just skipping posters who aren’t worth reading is too.

A little NSFW:

ttp://metro.co.uk/2015/02/19/kim-kardashians-bum-worlds-largest-aircraft-airlander-10-could-soon-be-in-the-skies-above-britain-5071016/

I have to admit, there is a resemblance.

-Starhammer-

Looooool Raz0r posting in all caps about a repost…but wants to cry about getting bodied by Ken’s Fierce DP…Then he tries to justify his scrubbyness with the good ol’ “I dont play this game” excuse.

I thought getting DP’d was your thing?

You don’t have to read thread. There is a search function on top of the thread. All you have to do is put the address in. If there are results for the search then don’t post it.

Then again, the reason you don’t want to read the thread is because it’s being filled up with unspoilered shit people have seen before. More dank memes please.

I hear you lot enjoy playing videogame music on fridays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeptshEY4Kw&index=4&list=PL8B720F3C1EC89310

-Starhammer-

I just take offence to people who don’t read my posts and give me credit for stuff I didn’t make.
I mean, it took a lot of effort to copy and paste that link.

lmao, yeah no…we supply fucktons of steel around the world…we’re GM’s #1 supplier for the last two years:

We make it in giant ass slabs, that then get flattened out into several mile long coils, that weigh in at 20,000lbs to 60,000lbs. We leave it up to other people to pick out sizes. I’ll take a pic of one of our coil fields sometime, if I can sneak one. The other day, I was out having a smoke, and it was pouring rain, and the fresh (and fucking HOT) steel was just sizzling, steaming, and it looked pretty fucking cool at like 3am.

But yeah, if you’re buying steel off us, it’s the best in the world, but you’re paying several thousand dollars for a couple tons of it :stuck_out_tongue:

You know, when people come out with “#AllLiveMatters” whenever “#BlackLivesMatter” is mentioned, I believed I’ve reached a point where I want to roll my eyes and say “It’s not about you!”, not because I don’t believe in it, but because it seems as if non-blacks just want to be included as if it’s a trip to King’s Dominion.

VGM Friday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQdf4IhW7Dg

Sell your product to Manx for about $1000 less, and tell him it’s a “steel”.

No apologies.

lol, yet again, any clues on how I will ship 50,000lbs of steel to him? Kinda hard to fit that in my backpack, too.

Hey fuck you, guy, we’ll see who’s laughing when I’m flashing this oddly splinter-filled ticket in Saint Peter’s face while you get to chill in the line for “normal” faithfuls

Some up your anus, rest concealed in the fat folds of your worst Saturday harem. Jeez do I have to think of everything myself?

https://gma.yahoo.com/mary-kay-letourneau-fualaau-vili-fualaau-detail-path-122829468--abc-news-topstories.html

Man, so this teacher got knocked up by a 6th grader, and they’re married with more kids now?

I’d die laughing if she kicked his ass to the curb, for a nice new toddler.

edit: lmfao it took TWO kids for her husband to finally give the fuck up

edit #2: lmfao x 2…he’s 21 years old now, and his daughter is off to college o.0

What the hell is she taking? She’s in her 50s? She needs to help out these other women who look like shit by the time they’re 30.

Every so often, idiots actually do try to steal steel (lol). Never get far… they figure they can just load it using our equipment onto a pickup truck or something, only to find the truck dead a few blocks away if they’re lucky lol. Gee, I thought my buddies F150 could handle a 30 ton load.

Some dudes stole an entire crane hoist and cables once, you could have easily figured out where they went, because they dragged the fucking hoist behind their truck, ripping up the pavement as they went along. Cops/security easily found them like 3 blocks away.

Makes me feel like we should have some sort of test to figure out how dumb you are, and if you’ll eventually commit a stupid crime, and if that’s the case, we shoot you in the head ahead of time and toss you in the woods.

What is she taking? Horny third world teenage loads, is what she is taking.

I’d look young and happy and fantastic too, if I was knocking up underage girls and pretty much getting away with it.

That entire case makes no fucking sense. She was in prison for years, and he was banned from being near her, for all those years, for them to just get married and fuck some more anyways. Good job, that’ll show her…???

http://i.imgur.com/5frKqEa.gif

@Raz0r
I didn’t know that you were going to give a conference on how to stop being gay by the power of Christ

http://www.diarioprimeralinea.com.ar/u/fotografias/m/2015/1/16/f620x0-7914_7932_10.jpg

Congratulations on not getting the D for 8 years since your rehab

no hablo espanol

:frowning:

mai, je parle un peu français :slight_smile: