SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Some people think only the Dwarf folk can craft such fine weaponry and armor.

Its a stigmatism of society that should go away.

#givepeopleachance

reading the amiibo IRC chat and this comes up… makes you wonder what else they collecting

give up on apple, and get an android phone?

lol mystery metal. All we make is proper steel ( D & I, chrome, galvanized, galvannealed, galvalume, extragal, ultravit, solano, tin-plated, etc) , and expensive as fuck too. I also dont know how to ship you 5000lbs of steel (the smallest amount of scrap we really get), and we have an outside contractor that lends us pickup trucks in exchange for our scrap steel. 5160 steel is just an alloy steel, nothing fancy really. Its actually not that good for making weapons, due to the heat treating process (it’s used more for springs), although it’s what they USED to make weapons with.

It’s not that I think only they can do it, they are just the best at it 95% of the time. Can’t argue with results.

Also epic beards.

What the fuck is up with Ken in Ultra? Is this guy just all DP? I played some dude online who pretty much just threw out fierce DPs all day. Shit fucking works, too. How the fuck can you beat it? Hits, GGPO. Blocked, FADC. Misses, never.

Online Ken in a nutshell

Was going to do homework but I’m too happy about the new job. Maybe I’ll just do the reading cause it’s the easy part.

You sound maaaaaaad 09er right now. Not even current 09er… 2010 09er lol.

ALL post09ers are equally shitty :tongue:

Funbags Friday just cause I can.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/55KNraU.jpg

Spring steel is perfect for beginner smiths. No galvanization, please. Do you want me to go blind? But yeah, I was just kinda hoping that you’d have small 1/4’ thick pieces about foot or so long.

Those are breast are too big.

Go big or go home, Manx

Give this dude the meanest nastiest most chest hair producing metal ya got @SoVi3t

I don’t play Ultra often and am still learning. Well, learning is a stretch. I just play to burn time. I don’t care about getting better. Anyway, shit is ridiculous.

Incoming this:

Classic. One of the best internet videos ever!

So the purpose of jail, really, is to beat and rape bad people.
I think most people are ok with criminals beating and raping each other.
Without the rape and beatings, jail wouldn’t be so bad.
So really, couldn’t we save a lot of money by just skipping jail together and just ceremoniously raping people after they are convicted. Like, breaking and entering would just be like, 40 minutes of getting stomped and a throat fuck. Then you can go back out on the streets.
The raping could be like jury duty for criminals (or maybe outstanding citizens?) And the beating as community service for lesser criminals. Or even as a community outreach program. At risk teens are required to hold down convicted criminals and watch brutal rape.

Tyrones future if you make him a katana, Manx.

Stupid season changing causing me sinus grief why couldn’t it happen to one of you instead?

Because my body is pure perfection crafted by the Greek gods themselves.

Maybe one day you can achieve perfection like me.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/vOEJEIk.gif

https://youtu.be/Y6HjRl6pYLc

Seems pretty safe