SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

thurst · April 10, 2015, 9:30am

10G’s and an alligator? Goddamn. They were balling so hard, I’m surprised motherfuckers found them.

maxx · April 10, 2015, 9:36am

heavens gate homies.

angelpalm · April 10, 2015, 9:41am

“We just wanted to leave Earth, go to space, and smoke rock cocaine.”

This is what baby metal does to your brain raz0r!!!

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 9:45am

I will leave this here

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Screw_Tiers · April 10, 2015, 9:46am

Mark you calenders loungers.

Bring on the brain freeze!

Slurpee fans with no shame can fill up almost any container they bring into a 7-Eleven on Saturday with the slushy treat during the convenience store chain’s first “Bring Your Own Cup Day.”

“From sand buckets to trophies, customers can unleash their creativity by bringing in their choice of a unique, fun Slurpee cup,” 7-Eleven spokeswoman Laura Gordon said.

Regardless of size, it will cost $1.49 — the average cost of a medium Slurpee drink — to load up. But containers must be no larger than 10-inches in diameter.

The delicious deal, meant to kick off spring, takes place at about 7,700 stores in the country between 11 a.m. and 7 p.m.

“Slurpee is all about having fun, and what better way to celebrate warmer weather than by filling your favorite cup with your favorite beverage?” Gordon said.

I’m going to get a mad brain freeze and crazy sugar rush before going to work

beesuit · April 10, 2015, 9:50am

That’s cause it ain’t rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAtP1j4dhgY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkocU5YsHU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

Sonicabid · April 10, 2015, 9:50am

angelpalm:

Sonicabid:

angelpalm:

Worst part about that gif is dude is buried in it and it still looks like the cheeks are being sucked into it’s own asshole. Should have used some cgi to make it look like she had more than a long fucking back.

Also ever since update number 6004473 on my ps4 this shit just randomly goes into sleep mode…while I am playing. Quality fucking product with quality games…like Towers of Guns…some shit** fuccbois like Sonicbeech probably jacks off to.**

You dare speaketh down upon me, peasant?

Were thou not scurrying to the mods quicksalad after Ash Crimson spoke of sticking a dong in and around your asshole? You’ve been here 14 years and all it took was some dude to say some gay shit towards you for you to turn into a Drake-tier bitch?

Scrub shit. I laugh at thee. I laugh at your sexually confused self. I wipe my ass with your Dungeon & Dragons rulebook and I piss on your imaginary classes you conjure up in your free time on the back of your ladyboy mangas.

PS4 issue sounds like a console plebeian problem. This gen the God exclusively fucks with the Master Race. Back up, kid. 40 billion hundred power watts.

This post is funnier than all the season of It’s always sunny combined…

mIRC:

Bird turds are acting like Spider-Gwen is some sacred character. As if a white girl hasn’t had fucking spider powers before. There’s been several and at least three with their own ongoings. I guess they’re fucking going hard this time because Gwen has blonde hair to fulfill their white supremacist Aryan fantasies.

White women ARE NOT diversity.

Always Sunny is the best original comedy series since Curb your Enthusiasm. There’s been some good stuff in between, but not CYE or Sunny tier.

Hatred_Edge · April 10, 2015, 9:51am

Buncha obese fucks. SMH. Prolly the same dudes you see downing liters of energy drinks and Gatorade because it’s Halo night.

Joshkaz · April 10, 2015, 9:55am

Gonna go ham on Slurpee Saturday.

angelpalm · April 10, 2015, 9:55am

Beesuit should seriously be banned for posting that shit. Like that literally hurt my soul. Still not as painful as this scrub sonicboobs trying to convince me that the shit he watches high is the plateau of comedy genius. Sitting there on his ass with a mouth full a cheezdoodles and a back pocket filled with tickets to heaven.

Black_Jaguar · April 10, 2015, 9:58am

Smoke crack in space and get the son of god arrested. I dare any of you niggas to say you have ambition like that.

Manx · April 10, 2015, 10:04am

Just when you think 7.11. can’t get any better

A poster on an Everquest forum I used to go to was the unofficial 7.11. spokesman. He would go to as many 7/11’s in his area as possible and get free slurpees and stack the cups and take mad pics. It was crazy.

A piece of my Internet childhood.

Hatred_Edge · April 10, 2015, 10:05am

You couldn’t hold out until MKX was released I see. Weak. And pathetic.

Black_Jaguar · April 10, 2015, 10:12am

Explain yourself, mortal.

Amazing_Funbags · April 10, 2015, 10:27am

Went ahead and switched to Chrome. Firefox had served me well but it was lagging up lately.

AYO · April 10, 2015, 10:29am

Today I learned not to inhale a cigarette while reading about setting up Jesus with a wire.

Thanks for the pro tip lounge.

thurst · April 10, 2015, 10:52am

I just thought about it. You know a crackhead is old when they say “rock cocaine” instead of “crack”. That’s some shit only old heads from 80’s say.

SNAAAAKE · April 10, 2015, 10:52am

l am tryna go to dat ENTIRE PLANET MADE OUTTA CRACC too

AYO · April 10, 2015, 10:56am

It’d be funny if they were telling the truth all along.

Make this a future X-Files episode.

Starhammer · April 10, 2015, 11:06am

I like watching the storms on TV, but not in person. I ain’t trying to see the inside of a Joe Higashi super.

-Starhammer-