SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Shaft_Agent · April 10, 2015, 6:41am

EDIT: the period thing is disgusting, but i’m glad she’s normal enough to have periods. she didn’t have them for several months because she was so underweight (she is my height but probably hovering around 85 - 90 lbs).

“hey, what’s that scar?”

“***N!GG4 I HAD TOO MUCH TITTY I AIN’T PAYIN EXTRA PROPERTY TAXES FUCK YOU.***”

gotta say that next time

Manx · April 10, 2015, 6:43am

So now I know why this bitch at the family exchange center don’t got her kids. Yeah, women are fucked up.

dab00g · April 10, 2015, 6:44am

When your 6 month review comes up

2 weeks before start applying everywhere

Getting those job offers really has upped my confidence.

Upper management has shitty communication having everyone nervous

Neesa · April 10, 2015, 6:45am

I was not this big when I was 17. I was only a DD. Ya’ll need to stop.

Hatred_Edge · April 10, 2015, 6:45am

How dare you say that sir! All women are pure angelic beings that can commit no wrong because of childbirth! You bitter virgin alone with your left hand looking ass nigga.

Manx · April 10, 2015, 6:48am

Fucking love my left hand. I’m right handed, so it’s almost like an affair.

Get on my level.

@Neesa been on my smurf account: “Scarras C0ugh”

Come play Gangplank, yo.

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · April 10, 2015, 6:54am

Manx the kinda motherfucker to paint the nails on his jack off hand so it looks like a girl is doing it.

Manx · April 10, 2015, 6:54am

Damn, that’s not a bad idea. Dem press-ons.

Manx · April 10, 2015, 6:57am

I want to start a ranked 5’s team, called the Be Sharps. Everyone has to change their name to one of the following:

Aye Sharp
Bee Sharp
See Sharp
Dee Sharp
Eii Sharp

Neesa · April 10, 2015, 6:57am

Funny, I just logged on and then I was like, “Nahhh…” Then logged off. Not in the mood to QWER right now.

Hatred_Edge · April 10, 2015, 6:58am

She’s a DD too. Amirite?

Welcome to the fam Neesa. We all like DD round ere.

Legendary_Hoamaru · April 10, 2015, 7:00am

This new Regular Show episode lol.

Going in on toy companies.
Robot upgrades out the ass.
Moon gets chopped in half.
Robot using Moon as armor.
Giant robot as a pilot for an even larger robot.
Fuck Jupiter.
Elbow drop that destroys Earth yet still celebrating.

J.G had fun with this one.

In other news:

About damn time.

Dangerous_J · April 10, 2015, 7:05am

Generally, the younger a woman is, the probability that the lump is benign.
Some women have lumps that shrink /grow in relation to menstrual period , (fibrocystic changes)–usually benign.
But sometimes it can be fibroadenomas (more commonly seen in 30 age and linked to oral contraception/birth control pill starting at young age)

bottom line : Get it checked.

Phantom_Angel · April 10, 2015, 7:15am

Yusuke_The_Detective:

Phantom_Angel:

Yusuke_The_Detective:

Phantom_Angel:

Hecatom:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

Have you ever actually seen a dead a person? They look nothing like a sleeping person. You’re lookin at this from some silly “intellectual” angle on some “post like Jaden Smith” tip. You’re saying “This is what I think death MIGHT be like.”

Exactly.

I’m saying the two are nothing alike because if you look at the science sleeping is nothing like dying. Sleeping is a restorative process, death is when all processes cease. You’re basically saying that a car with no gas is the same as a car that is turned off because neither of them are moving.

This does nothing to take away from my point. You said sleeping was the opposite of dying(then backed it by saying that if you don’t sleep you go crazy and die), I said the opposite of dying is being born(gaining life vs losing it) and sleep is between life and death. Pointing out that sleep restores/preserves while death ends backs me up. It’s irrelevant either way, because I’m speaking under the assumption that sleep and death share the same state.

Also did you know that when you get older your body begins to break down making it harder for you to do things, thus requiring more effort, which tires them out and requires more sleep to recuperate from.

This also reinforces what I said: “…the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep.” You just explained why that’s true.

Maybe blacking out could be a comparison, at least in that situation both have basically 0 brain activity going on.

Eh.

Stahp, just stahp.
Think about what you are doing, all the craptacular shit that you posted made Volkan thing that you are his intellectual equal, lets think about that.

I’m enjoying the discussion… It’s harmless. What’s the problem?

You’re posting like Jaden Smith. Thats the problem.

I’m really not.

Well I’m going to a bar/local tourney. See you fuccbois later.

Come back with a good story and I’ll forgive your insolence.

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 7:17am

It depends of what i want to do, I mainly use Chrome, but i also have Opera, Mozilla and Tor.

Phantom_Angel · April 10, 2015, 7:21am

The hell is that?

Shaft_Agent · April 10, 2015, 7:24am

you use Tor to do things you want to do but will get in trouble for doing.

Manx · April 10, 2015, 7:25am

Browser: Firefox; Konqueror, for when I fuck up Firefox on my laptop; Lynx, for when I am in CLI only writing mode and NEED to see a site without breaking my zen.

Oh, and I.E. at work mostly.

thurst · April 10, 2015, 7:26am

Before Chrome came out (and when I had Linux), Konqueror was the truth.

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 7:27am

Well not necessarily for that, it also works well as a resource for hacking info and books, but yeah.
Is one of the many ways to access the deep web, so you can expect to find anything illegal there, like how to hire killers to get drugs direct to your home.