Elder Gods? More like Elder Frauds. #BisonStillBetter
If Birth-wise:
Rooster (Levitation and Telekinesis) - 1993 my birth year
Snake (Invisiblity) - 1965, mom
Sheep (Astral Projection) - 1967, father
So basically if I went by the signs like that, I’m literally a ghost (with the potential of control the bodies of other people?). By my own choices, I’d choose Rooster (Levitation/Telekinesis), Horse (Healing), and Pig (Laser Eyes) - I’d be a human shmups.
Niggas. shakes head
20 min ride in vegas? in a cab? You probably already paid ransom for a low-tier official plus at least one bag of crack. he can GTFO on the rest.
Reminds me of the time in Cali when this obviously sneaky fucker was trying to run up the fare by going the wrong way. His big mistake was his small bladder. This fool had the nerve to pull over into a gas station to use the restroom. When he got back, I was gone.
-Starhammer-
There are male hypnotists that use ASMR. In fact, too many of them. You just have to look beyond Youtube for it. Also, the mainstream ASMR hypno is primarily in .mp3 format. There’s a big problem with people stealing MP3 content and just pasting it into a video on Youtube. You can find most of that shit on 4chan, but the hypnotists started going after file sharers pretty hard. Their shit is super over priced too. One track can be anywhere from $30 to $100+. That’s what happens when you let women control the production of porn, they over value the fuck out of it. 90% of that shit isn’t even good, nor is it even true hypnosis. They fucked up what was once a good porn genre.
Oh, and also not all ASMR is porn-related. Nor is all hypno. It’s like anime/hentai in that regard.
Asmr ear cleaning, scalp massages, and sksksk sounds are all godly.
@Angelpalm, that Bayonneta pic is godlike.
@Pertho If you come to Dallas we can do dat D&D group. Gotta get Ayo’s ass over here too, and then once they finish the train from DFW to Houston, Angelpalm can come and maybe we can take Tekno to a stripclub so my girl Nefertiti can make his nose bleed. He’ll come back posting pics of nothing but black chicks.
Now, if you excuse me, I have a religious figure to blaspheme.
Found a channel uploading the chapters. Watching whatever I can find now. I have just a few issues. Like Quan Chi being so damn free. I mean, he sucks.
this is what resident evil turned into… 
least they can do is give claire’s her og re2 costume or something. it might be unlockable content…not sure. moire has a damn sword but you can’t use it…WHY?
bullshit aside, its not a bad game. playable actually. had a mild headache but I think thats expect if I am playing for 5 hours at a time.
I’m surprised nobody has tried to make a competitive smash like game yet. People tried to sort of do it, but they try and steal the speed of melee. I mean, these dudes modded the shit out of a Wii to do all sorts of shit, they can’t just make a game. They were halfway there already.
Japanese games that feature a way too developed dress up simulator? No way!
Hatred, how is Quan Chi so “free”?
I mean, it’s the story mode.
Spoiler
It’s crazy that Sonya and Johnny are wrecking everyone. First sign was Johnny vs zombie Sub Zero+ Scorpion. Dude bested both of them? And apparently, according the MKX comic, when Quan Chi owns someone, they’re even more powerful than before. Sonya taking down QUan Chi? And possessed Jax? Ridiculous. Sonya/Johnny beat Quan Chi/Jax/Sb Zero/Scorpion. I mean Sindel killing almost everyone in MK9 was a lot worse but still. What’s funny is that Sub Zero takes down Takeda/Kung Jin/Cassie all on his own.
Which brings me to my next point: WHO THE HELL IS LUI KANG? Raiden has been choosing the wrong people to win Mortal Kombat.
Happy Easter to everyone. Eat lots of shit, do shit, be happy.
I’m weird but miniwheats are a good motherfucking cereal.
My fiber intake is too gdlk even though I neglect vegetables.
Sunday Bunday!
snaake quit crying lol… they got all dat you talking about in the game
whats more disturbing is the little miss campaign, its weird and creepy so I need to see if beescuit or kromo have finished it because in the end you have to look for a bear…
You need to eat vegetables. There’s different types of fiber. Also, plant fiber is good for moving waste through the intestines. Fiber is important to keeping a clean body. Try eating kale once a week for a month and I promise you’ll feel like a different person afterwards.
Just a heads up, I’m probably going to be doing this all day:
While you guys spoilered your stuff, I can see that the MKX stuff is leaking. I don’t know why I want to experience story mode myself, but I do.
However, there was one Non-spoiler spoiler question (you’ll understand in a second) I had: Is this story mode as good as MK9’s? I liked MK9’s story even though I found key plot points just so goddamn stupid. Anyone who’s played it knows exactly what I’m talking about. Still, I’m wondering if this story mode really is good enough for me to not want to spoil myself. I’m probably only going to want to play the mode once.