SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

[FDream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SkfzaNNgIM

[Yusuke_The_Detective]

Wtf is ASMR?

it’s sound pornography mixed with softcore visual pornography.

preemptive response:

(ask yourself why they have video of said act at all?)
(ask yourself why it’s almost always girls doing it?)
(ask yourself why some of those videos have like 400,000 views but only 8 responses?)

Made sure to get on the dancefloor like.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3244781/dancing-yusuke-o.gif

but if you’re wearing a diaper, why do that type of dance? that position makes it obvious.

Not a diaper. Its just my package son.

[Pertho]

Wife is applying to a job in Dallas. @Manx, what up with that D&D?

[Neesa]

So my family is taking me out to lunch/dinner. I requested Houlihan’s cause it was the closest and meal neutral place to pick from. So when I called for a reservation and said I needed it for 15 people, the shock in that girl’s voice was quite memorable. #rekt

[SoVi3t]

Make sure you don’t tip.

[Javid]

Make sure you don’t tip.

Speaking of tipping, I once had a cab driver begging me for a bigger tip in Vegas (I gave him like $5 for a 20 minute drive)…

[regulate]

Sunday Bunday: Yovanna Ventura

http://www.vinefights.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/yoventura_10691928_1493858424198026_1733695158_n.jpg

Spoiler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs1pscgCUAAKGWf.jpg:large

https://pp.vk.me/c618329/v618329582/20052/_I9qOOlO9fE.jpg

http://www.roomeetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Yovanna-Ventura-Height-as-Justin-Bieber-Girlfriend-2014-3.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0311/9813/products/01_7c5107a1-3cb2-431f-bd10-dd69853cdf3d_1024x1024.jpg?v=1420571692

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1515961_1485507208342336_570692480_n.jpg

http://www.elsol.com.ar/public/imagenes/000/523/442/000523442-yovanna-ventura-1.jpg

http://i0.wp.com/nullhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Yovanna-Ventura-Has-Some-Stunning-Curves-9.jpg?w=1060

http://rumorfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/yovanna.jpg

http://i2.top.de/422/987422,h_392,pd_2,w_588/yovanna-ventura-zeigt-po.jpg

We simply must kill the Bieber…

[Don_Barracuda]

lmao

http://i.imgur.com/T7wwdLq.gif

[Bious]

Started watching Archer. Okay show.

[Hatred_Edge]

MKX ending is fucking wild.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/VE3DlDG.gif

http://i.imgur.com/7Lc7nI4.gif

I found the video of the ending on MKX reddit. Raiden got a point though. They followed the rules time and time again. In the end, Shao Kahn gave no fucks. Mercy attained nothing. The enemy has no qualms about killing you. After some point enough is enough.

[SoVi3t]

well yeah, every other realm is apparently trying to conquer the other realms, and obviously isn’t following the rules of Mortal Kombat. Fuck the other realms!

Besides, how many people are still alive, after the last two earthrealm invasions?

[Hatred_Edge]

well yeah, every other realm is apparently trying to conquer the other realms, and obviously isn’t following the rules of Mortal Kombat. Fuck the other realms!

We know the Elder Gods are bitchmade and Shinnok gave no fucks either, I mean I’m surprised Raiden didn’t snap earlier.

[Hawkingbird]

Fuck all these MKX spoilers running rampant. Shit is everywhere!

[drwill439]

well yeah, every other realm is apparently trying to conquer the other realms, and obviously isn’t following the rules of Mortal Kombat. Fuck the other realms!

We know the Elder Gods are bitchmade and Shinnok gave no fucks either, I mean I’m surprised Raiden didn’t snap earlier.

I agree. The Elder Gods aren’t shit. My question is why they aren’t shit. They know who’s evil and who want to fuck Earthrealm right up, yet they sit on their ethereal asses and do nothing.

Fuck all these MKX spoilers running rampant. Shit is everywhere!

In all honesty, who cares about the story? As long as the gameplay is solid, balanced, and fun.

[SoVi3t]

well yeah, every other realm is apparently trying to conquer the other realms, and obviously isn’t following the rules of Mortal Kombat. Fuck the other realms!

We know the Elder Gods are bitchmade and Shinnok gave no fucks either, I mean I’m surprised Raiden didn’t snap earlier.

I always love MK1 Rayden, with mispelled name and his ending where he destroys earth realm.

[Hawkingbird]

In all honesty, who cares about the story? As long as the gameplay is solid, balanced, and fun.

I would normally agree but I happen to like MK’s story. I want to experience the cheesy of everything first hand.

[Starhammer]

I need to find a story mode stream for mkx. Not getting a quad anytime soon, so idgaf

pc…?

My PC bluescreens when I load up Pong.

Not a surprise. Most machines cannot handle the raw power and sheer intensity of Pong. If you own a Compaq, HP, or Dell, don’t even think about it. In fact, you shouldn’t even search for it on those machines because they’ll freeze up and then melt at the mere sight of such true awesomeness.

-Starhammer-

[Amazing_Funbags]

http://i.imgur.com/oven7Re.jpg

@Thrust what say you?

[Don_Barracuda]

These are awesome

Few More here - http://www.konbini.com/fr/entertainment-2/en-images-passion-vhs/

[SoVi3t]

I agree. The Elder Gods aren’t shit. My question is why they aren’t shit. They know who’s evil and who want to fuck Earthrealm right up, yet they sit on their ethereal asses and do nothing.

I dont understand how the Elder Gods are that pathetically useless. I mean in MK9, they weren’t gonna do shit until Raiden got his ass kicked and Shao Kahn was about to win. And even after that, all they did was buff Raiden a little.