SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Oh that’s too easy with the powers… Dog, Horse, Monkey—Immortality/Healing/Shapeshifting greatness.

Immortality always needs either super-healing factor or pure invincibility to back it up…after that combo, anything else is really just a bonus to me. Since psychic powers in terms of manipulating the minds of others isn’t an option here, I’ll go with the shapeshifting. Think about what you could get away with there. The ability to become anyone else works out perfectly for the logistics of being an immortal… y’know, eventually your current identity has to “die” so as not to draw unnecessary attention… and faking a death becomes that much easier when you also have the ability to change your form so that you appear to be someone else entirely. Identity #2 lives on for a while as a new person in town… but then he has to die at some point as well… then I’d change again, and the process repeats for the rest of however long the human race will last.

If I could get a 4th one, super-speed would be an obvious choice if we’re talking about Flash-level speed, which is downright game-breaking. Another good choice would be control over fire…that would come in handy for whenever you need to fight something, or just surviving out there in the distant future once you are the last living “human” left in the world.

Hoodaman vs Ricky CLEARLY staged.

Thanks, man! I appreciate it. And good for you for standing up for what you believe in. Shit’s hard.

I will choose rooster, sheep, and dragon. Rooster implies that I am able to control my material nature and the material nature of existence within my mind. Sheep implies that I have a higher and more powerful form that is much like the stands in Jo Jo Bizarre Adventure.

I can’t believe she actually did that pseudo-rap gibberish a second time (unless that video was the first). My God, why is she doing this? In my opinion, she can actually rap (here’s one of her songs I enjoy).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1A405jBqg

Pretty sure she is just making fun of black people lol.

Also where is the token the turns you into jackie chan? That would clearly be the best power.

Daaaaamn… So I listen to asmr to chill/sleep… Came across Japanese asmr, and it’s mostly ear licking noises… WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-IFv9ESlc

2:10 wtf???

You were expecting something from Japan to NOT involve that? That’s your damn fault.

WE SEGREGATION NOW! Guess what the author is ?

Is their goal in life to pervert everything I enjoy?

I can’t fall asleep to this not when I have a boner and hear obvious blow job noises!

Edit: bitch won’t stop slurping!

Get Turnt up for Easter Sunday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHHjfYxLyuA

Iggy Azalea just couldn’t let scat singing alone. She’s also horrible at it.

Why, because it doesn’t say nigga 50 times, wasn’t stolen from somebody else, and is beneficial to society?

Also lol I literally just posted a Japanese asmr video, u colour blind fool!

That’s fucked up. That only makes racism worse.

North Korean?

LMAO this woman (lack of) logic

Lol always!

Pffft black people can’t understand the concept of listening to police, u can’t judge Japanese people!

I’m white and Canadian… Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?

Yooooo, MARQ FUCKING TEDDY!

Oh you just came home and Martian smoked up your brand new stash
Boi, whatchu gon do ? ACT A FOOL

Its Easter Sunday and Vynce ate all your Cadbury Creme Eggs
Man what chu gon do ? ACT A FOOL

RockB just drew mustaches on all your comic book superheroes?
Boi, whatchu gon do? ACT A FOOL!

Razor just gave your boyfriend a rose
LAdies whatchu gon do ACT A FOOL!

Soviet just stole all your flannel shirts and bacon
Boi whatchi gon do ACT A FOOL!

Manx just denied you a blood transfusion
Boi whatcha gon do ACT A JW!

Oh fuck that’s right, it’s Easter… That means only one thing

DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE IS COMING