SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

You heard the computer, Bunny. I chopped yo ass and then made a sling shot. Neesa told me if I offed you, she’d cuddle with me. Then Shaft Agent had to go making a calf joke.

You got killed by Manx, but Manx got killed by Volkan.

I’d say that makes you more of a winner.

The important moral is that Manx is really lucky to cuddle with. Also warm.

I prefer that BTier eliminates everyone but me with his brand of kung fu and then I kill him by flicking his nose and the day is saved.

Woulda been nice, but unfortunately titty-monster reigns supreme.

If Volkan > Manx and Manx > Bunny doesn’t that lead to Volkan > Bunny?

Now I hate life even more than I did after losing the Super Bowl.

Man, I was clearly too focused on my cardio to be a contender. GG Million.

The funny thing is that he was on your team.

Out of nowhere, the theme to Benson is now on repeat in my mind…that was indeed a favorite in my tv theme collection…

it was a spinoff of Soap, which also had a good theme. Heh, I remember using these as custom soundtrack music for killing people in GTA games on Playstation…it’s funny hearing that while you drive on the sidewalk to crush a line of innocent people.

Figures the guy with the most Native blood hunts first, makes the mistake of trusting whitey, and is ultimately killed by a small pox epidemic.

Probably how I would go out unfortunately.

No wonder cm punk went to rufus sport

I bet Million and I were arguing about Gears of War or something before he snapped and killed me.

Not on the list.

:frowning:

Damn, neesa killed me on day one…i would have won, too

@Neesa WTF, you cuddling and sleeping with the enemy and left me to die by a fucking cloud?!!! @Volkan your ass should have died with no supplies!!! :grimace:

An unknown sponsor sends Neesa piles of food after promises of nipple pictures.

If it was a legit list we would have all turned on Volkan as soon as we could, let him do his shitty martial arts display before pummeling him in a group beat down.

How did I even live so far in that RPG? Ha ha ha! I have to be pretty smart to get so far without supplies. And LOL at my one and only kill, an accurate stab at the heart. Damn, though, I died in a really lame way.

Yo, I would hold manly hands with you Rocky B. Straight homo that shit up. Getting killed by Neesa is fucked up though. Figures Neesa wouldn’t kill a white man.