only yours was refurbished 
In some ways the male spider gets off easy. At least he’ll never have to worry about child support.
should do fleshlight russian roulette. Get like 6 fleshlights, blow your load in one and get some people to fuck em and find out which one gave em herpes.
Obviously you would gamble on the outcome.
Fleshlight Russian Roulette sounds fun.
Dibs on the one to jizz in them.
Easter is a sham.
I am an atheist who believes in creation. God DID make the world, and did all those miracles and inspired all those commandments. The mistake everyone makes is believing that Jesus came back from the dead. Jesus was our lord God in his entirety. God wanted to taste the forbidden fruit of mortality. He misjudged his creation and did not expect them to turn on him. When they sentenced him to death and executed him, God died forever. The whole “…and then he came back to life and everybody lived happily ever after” is an obvious fabrication. God doesn’t answer prayers or perform miracles anymore because he no longer exists.
Easter should be a time of reflection, on the decisions we made that doomed humanity to an eternity of dreamless slumber. I mean, even if Heaven still existed, there would be no way to get there as only God can judge us…but Heaven and Hell collapsed into purgatory once the light of God’s love, and the absence thereof made the two indistinguishable.
Anyway, I hope you all take some time this Easter season to think about the things you’ve ruined forever.
The worst thing about a fleshlight or tenga would be cleaning them huh. Seeing those dead potential presidents going down the drain
Is that a kitchen thing or a bath tub thing?
One time this girl brought her dildo vibrater into the sex and rubbed it on me
Took me out of it. I mean fuck use the pocket rocket. Why you using the dick shaped one.
Do girls clean dildos?
Okay, I’m done!
El Cocina will have to wait until tomorrow. Act 2 Scene 1 is only half done, with a really lame musical number that I’ll probably change. Memorial was fun though. I went with my kids and actually put up with my wife. A number of people got to see that I’m actually not The Devil (gasp!) and that my children fucking love me. I have no clue what that woman has been telling people, nor do I care. Her cousins fucking engaged afterburners to get away from me as soon as I showed up, though. That shit was hilarious. I just rolled up unannounced and crashed her shit.
Not giving a fractal fuck feels every sort of good.
Praying mantis?
Nobody gives a shit
Become muslim then join isis manx
I thought isis recruiter sonicabid made that a path for you
Isis couldn’t hold me. They’d get tired of my archer jokes by the end of the first day.
My friend got this for me at Babscon Yesterday.
http://imgur.com/AiOasid
Fucking love it. Got my waifu’s autograph.
Bruh, thats all it is up here in Chicago. I can’t find a straight boxing gym to save my life. Its all cardio boxing and mma stuff. Old boxing gym in Cincy was simply you came in, did 7 rounds of jump rope, 5 rounds of shadow boxing, then coach would have you work on whatever he wanted you to work on for 10 more rounds. then most likely sparring or something else.
@RockBogart why don’t you capitalize on this economic void and open up a gym? Bogart’s Boxing Academy & Chicken & Rib Shack.
Can’t go wrong.
Fucking mc D’s.
-Starhammer-
Channel surfing like @Million wondering why da fuck no one told me 'bout Pastor Melissa Scott aka ex-porn chick Barbie Bridges? I died and went to hell @ 2:07
Food and Fists? This CANNOT fail. Get the crowdfunding started immediately!!!
-Starhammer-
When I think of upscale boxing, I think of Dudley. RockB just mad he didn’t exploit New Yorkers sooner.
Hell I need a way to exploit and scam White people!
Got bored, so I decided to see how an “SRK Games” would go with a random generator.
http://i.imgur.com/C0lhPYB.png?1
Spoiler
http://i.imgur.com/iukk2RJ.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/pNTLTZD.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/bsmhbkM.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/OpdnNBc.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/5YrdnHI.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/subld3n.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/LYVzh6w.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/GxNtKwD.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/NfI4rCU.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/0YAAIdA.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/XnEyEov.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/g9Jk0sP.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/dvG2Npv.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/he7urAy.png?1
That’s probably pretty accurate.
I got iced by Manx with a hatchet bullshit man I want a complete do-over.