SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

General Discussion
3101

Well, I’m writing a story about Jesus (again, NO not THAT story) and I really want to start from his conception and birth. But the fact that Mary was probably between the age of 12 and 15 kinda makes being historically accurate (LOL) very difficult. I could probably get by without having to mention it, but it’ll be more fun this way. The stuff I want to add into it, though, is going to be pretty distasteful to Christians. Let’s just say that I only now discovered the doctrine of Perpetual Virginity.

So… yeah, just use your imagination.

3102

African American is a shitty, generalizing label. I’d much prefer it if these eggshell-walkers just said Black.

3103

Totally agree. I’d hate if some idiots called me a European-Canadian.

3104

Uhhh manx…someone would like to have a word with you

3105

This kid knew what he was doing.

3106

I just checked on KickAss Torrents, the Koran is there and ripe to be had at under a 1MB.

3107

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Yum

** “Price Is Right” Model Screws Up Game & Gives Away A New Car! **

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Dem legs. They make dumb mistakes look adorable.

-Starhammer-

3108

Go back to Europe Canada and you won’t have to deal with it, now will you?

3109

ISIS branded prayer mats?

3110

I thank GTAV for exposing the song to me. I had no idea who the artist was so I googled “GTAV beep song” and it was the first result.

3111

Thursday night Space Jams:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUqgaE99L94

3112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRqYLEeciGE#t=33

Don’t be scurred!!

-Starhammer-

3113

this guy makes the funniest face while eating. gdlk fried chicken right here :astonished:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8szUeopBjyw

3114

heh, Nancy Grace is talking about some psychic lady that’s up on fraud charges… she apparently was successful to the tune of about 17 million dollars… this is one of those crimes where some blame realistically goes on the victim for being so damn gullible.

nice… now she’s talking about those 2 guys that stole someone’s ipad and then filmed themselves bragging on the ipad’s camera, posing with the stolen cash and everything…which of course lead to them being caught. That’s an impressive level of stupidity there.

Hell yeah but Dr. Drew is on tonight with a story about kids being addicted to porn? Oh hell yeah I need to see what they will say about this.

Commercial Sexpot Alert: Dr. Tendler is back with a new Restasis commercial…and she’s looking as delicious as usual. Oh yes, and there’s some good leg-shots in this new one + another hot girl too.

3115

I wish that everytime that someone gets scammed by a “Psychic”, that the judge would look at it and go,"…SORRY, ABOUT YO’ DAMN LUCK!!! Really. If I could truthfully see into the future, I’d be rocking a few winning lotto numbers, and the only way you would know I was a psychic is if you read my autobiography…MANY years after I was dead.

-Starhammer-

3116

Lol that vet calling the homeless dude a piece of shit :smiley: too cold, poor guy just trying to rack up some change for food probably.

3117

The force is strong with this one.

@Million is that your secret kid man? You trained him well.

3118

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

3119

Ayo gonna be sad as fuck when he realises the customer just wants to grease him up and lay on top of him for 25 mins GSP style.

3120

dude’s tarantula looks sad.

when i lived in Germany my best friend’s dad was in the military with a great job, but he used to dress up like a homeless man and play music to get spare change. Supa Hot Fire.

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Thursday night Space Jams:

[/quote] that was amazing. that's the type of music i plan on making except i'm adding metal.