SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Neesa · 2015-04-03T05:27:55.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

that was much amazing. that’s the type of music i plan on making except i’m adding metal.

That’d be fuckin’ amazing. Lemme here when you do, please. I’ll do vocals… No. I’m kidding. But yeah, this shit is so good. Found it while listening to Grimecraft and other video game DJs.

AYO · 2015-04-03T05:28:31.000Z

RockBogart:

AYO:

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

Before you do anything, give me the name

I was going to run it by you and Maxx first when he gives me a business card, make sure it is legit.

@crucades: wouldn’t be the first time a man tried to get in my pants. So many dudes thought I was gay, they can’t have my lucious booty.

Shadow_Ace · 2015-04-03T05:34:12.000Z

never eat baked beans before going on an interview, NEVER

Iduno · 2015-04-03T05:44:38.000Z

I honestly don’t get how people can even sue psychics these days, it’s like someone suing a magician because all the tricks are slight of hand or illusions rather than actual non-existant magic.

You pay for an act, you get an act, anybody getting salty because they thought it was real should just get thrown out of court immediately and billed for wasting the time of everybody involved.

AYO · 2015-04-03T05:46:02.000Z

Shadow_Ace:

never eat baked beans before going on an interview, NEVER

Legit want to know the full story here, namely the aftermath of your bowel movement holocaust.

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · 2015-04-03T05:58:21.000Z

Shadow_Ace:

never eat baked beans before going on an interview, NEVER

Beans, beans, the magical fruit…

Spoiler

EDIT: Pretty sure it’s not a fruit though. Gonna google that.

Pertho · 2015-04-03T06:02:21.000Z

I need a milk stout nitro, 20 dollars in quarters and a stand up cab of MvC2.

StockyJam · 2015-04-03T06:02:38.000Z

Yoooooooooooooooooo…
Martha Stweart is killing at the Bieber roast!
bitch has me rollin.

Neesa · 2015-04-03T06:05:28.000Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6erxY-S1I0

I love having Soundcloud on random. Find some real gems.

MechWarrior · 2015-04-03T06:06:43.000Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXaYdGK2gVU

crucades · 2015-04-03T06:18:12.000Z

MW where is your AV from?

MechWarrior · 2015-04-03T06:20:47.000Z

Gurren Lagann. Have a closer look:

…On our backs, and in our hearts.

AYO · 2015-04-03T06:24:26.000Z

crucades:

MW where is your AV from?

On mobile it looks like a fat white dude took a selfie of his ass crack.

Can’t see shit on mobile.

Hatred_Edge · 2015-04-03T06:24:39.000Z

RockBogart:

AYO:

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

Before you do anything, give me the name

I got American Top Team in my area. Thoughts?

Been wanting to take up MMA myself.

Manx · 2015-04-03T06:25:01.000Z

thurst:

I just checked on KickAss Torrents, the Koran is there and ripe to be had at under a 1MB.

I said without ending up on a list. Thanks, though.

Manx · 2015-04-03T06:34:50.000Z

XthAtGAm3RGuYX:

Shadow_Ace:

never eat baked beans before going on an interview, NEVER

Beans, beans, the magical fruit…

Spoiler

EDIT: Pretty sure it’s not a fruit though. Gonna google that.

Beans, beans the magical (or musical) legume.

Spoiler

The more you eat, the more you go vrooooom!!

Shaft_Agent · 2015-04-03T06:52:37.000Z

wait until you see this goofy-ass pistol i built from spare parts around the store. my boss is already afraid to shoot it. imma shoot it like a boss*

*coward.

dab00g · 2015-04-03T06:56:45.000Z

Hatred_Edge:

RockBogart:

AYO:

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

Before you do anything, give me the name

I got American Top Team in my area. Thoughts?

Been wanting to take up MMA myself.

Are you in florida or colorado?

ATT is a great team. When you look into an mma gym what you want are legit instructors. The training atmosphere matching your personality. The intensity of the training. Just the vibe.

I go to millennia mma. It feels like home. Then i got dudes like larenz larkin beating the shit out of me. Or that we have people coming in to train like Ronda. Having good sister gyms like csw and places like checkmat who we have guys affilliated with

Also look at the amount of all americans, judoka, bjj black belts, russians, or brazilians at the gym.

Then look at what the gym specializes in. Look at their roster of fighters.

But mostly look at yourself.
If you were like that one dude afraid of getting a boo boo or cooties who went into the mma thread a month ago. Who never popped in again.

Realize you will get covered in another dude’s spit, sweat, or blood.

Reallize that for the first 2 years you will get wrecked because people are better.

If you have humility and dedication then you will be good. Give it 6 months.

Hatred_Edge · 2015-04-03T06:59:05.000Z

dab00g:

Hatred_Edge:

RockBogart:

AYO:

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

Before you do anything, give me the name

I got American Top Team in my area. Thoughts?

Been wanting to take up MMA myself.

Are you in florida or colorado?

South Florida. There’s two that I know of.

mIRC · 2015-04-03T07:01:25.000Z

Shaft_Agent:

wait until you see this goofy-ass pistol i built from spare parts around the store. my boss is already afraid to shoot it. imma shoot it like a boss*

*coward.

I officially know your race. It’s like snatching Cobra Commander’s cowl off.