SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

That’d be fuckin’ amazing. Lemme here when you do, please. I’ll do vocals… No. I’m kidding. But yeah, this shit is so good. Found it while listening to Grimecraft and other video game DJs.

I was going to run it by you and Maxx first when he gives me a business card, make sure it is legit.

@crucades: wouldn’t be the first time a man tried to get in my pants. So many dudes thought I was gay, they can’t have my lucious booty.

never eat baked beans before going on an interview, NEVER

I honestly don’t get how people can even sue psychics these days, it’s like someone suing a magician because all the tricks are slight of hand or illusions rather than actual non-existant magic.

You pay for an act, you get an act, anybody getting salty because they thought it was real should just get thrown out of court immediately and billed for wasting the time of everybody involved.

Legit want to know the full story here, namely the aftermath of your bowel movement holocaust.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit…

Spoiler

EDIT: Pretty sure it’s not a fruit though. Gonna google that.

I need a milk stout nitro, 20 dollars in quarters and a stand up cab of MvC2.

Yoooooooooooooooooo…
Martha Stweart is killing at the Bieber roast!
bitch has me rollin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6erxY-S1I0

I love having Soundcloud on random. Find some real gems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXaYdGK2gVU

MW where is your AV from?

Gurren Lagann. Have a closer look:

…On our backs, and in our hearts.

On mobile it looks like a fat white dude took a selfie of his ass crack.

Can’t see shit on mobile.

I got American Top Team in my area. Thoughts?

Been wanting to take up MMA myself.

I said without ending up on a list. Thanks, though.

Beans, beans the magical (or musical) legume.

Spoiler

The more you eat, the more you go vrooooom!!

wait until you see this goofy-ass pistol i built from spare parts around the store. my boss is already afraid to shoot it. imma shoot it like a boss*

*coward.

Are you in florida or colorado?

ATT is a great team. When you look into an mma gym what you want are legit instructors. The training atmosphere matching your personality. The intensity of the training. Just the vibe.

I go to millennia mma. It feels like home. Then i got dudes like larenz larkin beating the shit out of me. Or that we have people coming in to train like Ronda. Having good sister gyms like csw and places like checkmat who we have guys affilliated with

Also look at the amount of all americans, judoka, bjj black belts, russians, or brazilians at the gym.

Then look at what the gym specializes in. Look at their roster of fighters.

But mostly look at yourself.
If you were like that one dude afraid of getting a boo boo or cooties who went into the mma thread a month ago. Who never popped in again.

Realize you will get covered in another dude’s spit, sweat, or blood.

Reallize that for the first 2 years you will get wrecked because people are better.

If you have humility and dedication then you will be good. Give it 6 months.

South Florida. There’s two that I know of.

I officially know your race. It’s like snatching Cobra Commander’s cowl off.