SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

Damn bots crossing our border and trying to live a carefree lifestyle of spam on SRK. I will not stand for this, going to hire JBL to take care of this nonsense.

Should go on invite only from now on, we have enough members as is and it would only grow our popularity. People love what they can’t have, just look at Million posts and women for a good example.

anyone know wwhere you can watch college football online???

holy fuck. Why does GD always get flooded?

It’s a conspiracy to kill GD.

goodm0urning listens to rap? To Childish Gambino? That’s awesome! It took me two weeks of him popping up on my Pandora for me to realize that he is Donald Glover. Favorite songs on Camp goody?

@AL Maron’s podcast is how I’ve heard of him, only listened to it a few times unfortunately. :sweat:. Props on mentioning Regan, I can understand why he wouldn’t be your favorite but that guy is just funny, and I can watch him with the pretty church-going girl :tup: . There’s a bunch more you named that are really good as well but I gotta run off to work, and I’m tired cuz I just woke up…

Beat me to it.

Without GD how will I love your suspenders.

FBI will take care of them.

That nigga is the Mike Z of fucking fat chicks.

Dang I missed another Botfest? I have only myself to blame. :sad:

I banned 'em; Pryde deleted the threads. Awesomeness ensued.

Im just assuming you’re talking about Soviet here…Yeah, dude loves them fat sluts. But whatever, at least the dude dont front like most people.

edit - Yo, where is that guy? Did someone run him off?

Cool, hope your two-hit combo works in twenty minutes when they all come back and now looking for those wake up Ultras.

THEIR CPU IS A NEURAL NET PROCESSOR
THE MORE CONTACT THEY HAVE WITH MODS, THE MORE THEY LEARN

Given the dialogue most bots use, I’ve come to the conclusion that AKUMA-HAX was originally a bot here but somehow gained sentience, trying to learn our human ways and deal with these newfound emotions and memories.

I have seen one bot thread, wtf are you fags talking about?

If it isn’t in GD who gives a fuck.

You’re welcome?

Signed,

All the mods and admins who’ve been blasting bots today

Sorry for the double post but holy shit I’m the only mod online and they just keep coming fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Ahem.

pops knuckles

goodm0urning does not listen to rap, per se. There is some rap that goodm0urning has listened to.

I’ll have to give it a few more listens, but right now, “Heartbeat”, “Outside”, and “Kids” are standing out. I’m not too big on the chest-pounding self-aggrandizing stuff. Ironically, he comes across as tougher and ballsier when he’s talking about his anxieties, wants, embarrassments, regrets… you know. Feelings.

I’m woefully inexperienced when it comes to the hippity-hop. I just try to keep learning, because it seems like most people become set in their musical ways once they hit their 20s and they just sort of close up after that.

My invite only idea sounding pretty damn good right about now eh?