fuck y’all. It brings a smile to my face, and will make me sleep like a baby, knowing I probably will influence a homicide
I carry the meanest grudges.
thank you Thor
4realz.
Old stoooooooopid ass, face full of unwashed herp booty looking mofucka.
drean liking my post made me realize i never did that sentinel write-up i promised i would
uh…most important thing is learn your fast flies and fp rocket punc HSF loop 
Your own?
Oh noes…at this rate, I will run out of all the fucks I can give
Meh my life has been boring as of late. This will make it more exciting. Hey, I could have always kicked her through a wall, right RockyB?
What evoked your wrath? Stolen beers?
What was the turning point. All we got was the climax and aftermath.
Well, if you’re going to do it anyway, might as well stream the results. Run over to their house with your laptop.
if and when he replies, I will post the results. Hers too, but I doubt she has the labia/balls to ever chat with me again
It’s exactly like getting into a fist fight with a friend. I WIN
last night she was pissed I went to sleep while she gave me head. Today, she comes by and I fucking lay down on my couch, and she started to yell at me. I said fuck that nonsense, and told her to get the fuck out of my house. Then she sent me a smartass facebook message. I hate not getting the last word in, so I decided my last word would be emailing her boyfriend everything at my disposal.
I just felt like reminding her that man > woman
edit: i should see if he wants to go to a strip club. Lord knows I probably owe that dude a lap dance or something
Oh man, that shit made me laugh so hard.
Yo, thinking of RockB’s unrealized potential got me to thinking about the movie me and my buddy wanted to make. He was gonna be Super Negro and I would have been his sidekick, Joe from Mexico. Yeah, we werent so creative. Anyhow, he would fly in on sluts and be like “Super Negro negro negro negro negro…to the rescue!” Then I would roll up in my Magic Low Rider and lend a hand or something…we wanted it to be like a kung-fu flick, with them dubbed voices and cheesy laughs. It worked perfect because my vato impression was shitty. I sound too much like a white dude to make a convincing cholo even though im technically mexican.
fuck man…I did a lot of drugs and booze when I was younger.
fatchicks are dead serious about dome.
confirmed!
Edit: I mean you could’ve just told her to work on those skills so you wouldn’t fall asleep during the act. Everybody wins!!
whatd the fb message say
Whatever Screwge McDick, you over here talking as if your life is like a hurricane.
If it’s really that boring, why don’t you take a wonderful trip to the free clinic so you can solve the mystery of the disappearing/reappearing bump.
Best I got. This will work until the game is actually ready to show to people.
The legs, they move so fluidly.
Thanks. I need to touch up the rest of the body. You actually wont be able to run while aiming down the sight, so I have to redo those entirely. Glad it looks good to others though.
It is amazing.
The last page and a half have been utterly full of win, due to Soviet losing.
That dude talks shit, like “Every once in a while, a man must slay a dragon.”
Soviet has slain so many goddamned dragons, there needs to be a petition to get his screen name changed to Carsomyr.
For reals.
The only possible discrepancy being that Carsomyr was +6.
I was just looking at the recently joined members to see if anyone looked like a bot whose posts I missed, and I noticed someone signed up with the name “Kenjir0”
This can only end hilariously…
Eh Plus 6, Plus-sized… minor detail. *shrugs
heheh, I just remembered how fat the girls across the street were, back in my old neighborhood. The news story of that chubby girl that drove hundreds of miles to try and meet her xbox sweetheart reminded me of them. These girls were much bigger though…especially the “light-skindededed” one. Of course their mom was a giant fatso too…looked like she could generate her own gravitational field. The biggest of her daughters also kinda looked like a pig, actually… a pig with a wig and clothes, trying to pass itself off as a human.
haha, fat people amuse me almost as much as farts and other toilet humor. There was a guy in the high school band I remember… his nickname was “Hamburger” or “Big Ham” sometimes for short.
fat people 
Reminded me of yesterday. I was playing Skyrim, started over for the first time since I bought it. Looked at my old profile and saw that I had 186 hours on it. Haven’t touched it since. I feel like I should have Dorito crumbs stuck on my shirt and a pony tail.
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Only if we call him SoVahkin Pathetic.