Time to kick the tires and light some fires big daddy.
Tweleve’s avatar almost made me choke on my Crown and diet.
Good stuff.
Okay, I’m actually going to try and go take a break for a little while.
If some bots show up, if someone could hit me up on twitter, I’d really appreciate it.
Status Report: The booty is tamed.
I don’t come into Lounge to hear about your booty. Stop eating canned Chili late at night and maybe it’ll stay that way.
I had this tab open for 3 hours and no shit has happened. Multiple refreshes. Fail stream.
Damn that’s actually pretty cool.
What? You have both the eyepatch and an epic beard? Life. You have given me so much, yet I have so little…
-Starhammer-
Jiro Gouki Kara Demons, something to watch that doesn’t suck like Daredevil
I mean… escort robot Cleopatra Lucy Liu 2002 model, and no other pop culture known terms for bots to search the forum for and find us. Stop talking about N ikes! There. Broke the real word up.
If the post office would deliver my mail to priya rai’s vag, I might not kick the door off the hinges everytime I get another bill.
…Then again, my attitude has taken a nose dive into “Nigga-quit-bitchin’-so-much” ville. I blame the cold for it.
-Starhammer-
Found this yesterday looking up bootleg Robocop covers
don’t be a Menace Luther
CONFESSIONS OF A THUG E
The winner though:
full gallery link:
Poptarts are fucking trash. Why not eat a snickers bar for breakfast?
I wanna take this moment to state I fucking love Twleleveve and his new gay Richard Simmons av. It looks at you, and questions all you have done in life.
I just threw her ass outta my house. It wasn’t pretty. You have no idea how hard it is to toss a big girl out the front door DJ Jazzy Jeff style. Fuck that nonsense.
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Yo, I have Kindergarten Cop on…its at the end. When that dude Crisp socks his bitch ass ex wife I was thinking “Yeah, beat that slut RockB style” and I pictured the dude from RockB’s old avatar in place of Crisp. Well, at least his face.
After posting this and thinking for a minute Im sad. RockB could be super bad ass, IMO, if only he ate the skin off his fried chicken. Without that, his full potential can never be realized. This upsets me greatly.
Richard Simmons will be a top contender when FOX starts their inevitable “Who should be the next American God” competition.
Recently found out that you should never fuck with Nostalgia. I downloaded season one of the old Pokemon cartoon because I loved it as a kid. I watched half of an episode, deleted the entire folder and now question all my preferences as a child.
Hey, I still love Transformers, even though in retrospect there was a ton of stupid shit in the cartoon. Among my favorites is City of Steel, the episode where the Decepticons capture Optimus Prime. After 4 million years of tireless war, they have finally captured the leader of their enemy. What do they do with the deposed enemy leader?
Step 1. Take off his arm, with gun still in hand, and stick it on top of a building so it can shoot at stuff.
Step 2. Take the rest of his body and turn it into an alligator.
I couldn’t make it through typing that without laughing.
just sent all text messages and sex videos and conversations to chubby bitches boyfriend. I love ruining somebody’s life. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned???
how about “don’t anger SoVi3t”. Bitch, you about to have a REALLY bad day
“I’m da Pahty Poopa”
The beginning of that movie has the wildest most out of control look Arnold ever had. Looks like he lives on a diet of killin fools, no sleep, and scotch.
“I like you Cindy. I’m gonna be around you a lot. Days. Nights. Weekends. Holidays! I’m going to hang out with you until da end of time.”
“Ruining” a fat bitches day by posting videos of you having sex with her is like winning the battle by losing the war.
“Look at that big bitch sittin’ on my face. She’s such a dumbass”
yo soviet ignore these HATERS! go on and ruin that whores day, make her rue the day that she opened her legs (and lifted her stomach) to let you plow her clitburger! Make her feel like the dirty shameful cock gobbling slut she is in front of her boyfriend (who probably has a bigger dick than you–no homo, jus sayin)! Just wait, she is going to be sooo mad at you shell probably eat 6 whopper juniors cause she’ll be so stressed out! Hilarious!
…and tiny.