Haven’t really looked into it.
Sent from my Nexus 7 cause fuck you.
when i was sleeping, some old dude called me last night.
old dude: where’s [my mom’s name]
me: sorry she can’t come to the phone right now, may i take a message? (default response. she’s in Cali right now)
old dude: TAKE A MESSAGE? WHAT YOU MEAN SHE AIN’T THERE? I’M OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!
me: ok, i’ll be right out
i opened the door and there’s nobody outside. i’m pretty sure this is a wrong number as angry old black guys don’t call my mom late at night. he calls back
old dude: YOU AIN’T OPEN DA DOOR YET
me: i’m sorry sir, i think you have the wrong number
old dude:…i think so too
me: who were you trying to call?
old dude:** i’m trying to call [my mom’s name]**
me: what is the last name?
old dude: WHY YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? YOU AIN’T HELPIN ME IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I’M TRYING TO TALK TOO
me: because my mom’s name is the same name as the person you’re trying to call
old dude:…it’s Roberts
me: sorry that’s a different last name
old dude: ok. i’m sorry* hangs up*
i hope that weird coincidence chilled him out a bit.
More like, why isn’t she in the kitchen, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Yeah! Usually they are pretty satisfied!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH BURRRNZORS
Fuack you talkin bout?
I aint seen no bot thread.
He was no Xerxes Tire Iron Dada.
I nearly got hit by some violent ass boobies, but I unfortunately escaped. :sad:
shoulda dumped the rest of the tea on him and go get another one. I bet he’ll get off your ass then.
Seen it now. It and the pinwheel star too. I’ll see what I can do this weekend. Expect animals.
-Starhammer-
sued. 
Boel just mad bc I look like a walking bloomies catalog.
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They put an AZN (ecchi) front on the people they really are on the inside.
Exactly like this:
This is probably how Epidemic battled that dude on the mean streets of ‘just bought a coffee latte lane’.
that dude has pretty hilarious jukes, kind of like when han didn’t shoot first and they had to cg his head off his body to make it look like he dodged greedo’s shot.
I wish i had some random on the side titties to play with…
I think installing titties on your side is taking cosmetic surgery to far sir.
I have 6,666 likes…:eek:
Got some shit started on that graphics shit. I’ll send you something tonight when I can upload it to you.
The GIF won’t play so I dont follow the joke
Also since my day started off shitty I now have no desire to finish the day. I’m going home early.
Which reminds me…ppl who take too long pulling out of parking spaces or onto the road really piss me off. I mean, the road I can understand…but you faggots who purposely take like 5-10 mins to pull out of parking need to get gill clotheslined.
Stop fixing your hair or texting/talking on the phone. Cleaning or organizing shot…just move bitch. God damn…
You not in your driveway Nigga.
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Persians come in all colors like Latinos. on fact South Park got it right by making them the Latinos of the eastern hemisphere
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HOLY SHIT.
i’ve ceased all current computer case sketches to work on something that looks good with that colorway.
@shaft, that car won’t see production looking like that
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See that car made of gold? Son of the Pres of the UAE owns it.
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Pirate’s Week - yayyyyyy!
Street dance tonight should be a good time… what a fucking mess this whole weekend will be. :tup: