SRK Lounge: Old Administration has returned

These people forgot all about the Utah Jazz? even their black guy’s were white guys, IE Carlos loozer.

Who was that one guy too. Alternate John Stockton. Looked like a politician… Jeff Hornacek.

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G.O.A.T.

Dudes gettin beat by 2 old slow white men in the starting 5. My team was hyper black. That Tony Delk. Another dude named Bimbo Coles.

Forget [pics of Tony Delk double Zero player number… found this instead, amazing:

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Center for the Jazz. Forgot all about that.

The only real Cloud Atlas.
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It’s amazing how much Ichiyaganai gets forgotten in terms of modern music.

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i bet scott popular’s gf’s in japan be named “yo ake san”

You didn’t ask, but you know I like mouthing off about nothing nowhere in particular even when never ever asked. Spoiler it I guess so soon after HornaOstertags.

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A Gucci Samurai outfit pissed me off but prob made that weaboo scums happy about another weird Japan thing, and pretend its as normal as it is spread it everywhere baka baka baka fozzie bear, and give me a hard time about being weird, on their internets.

So, boss at work. Befuddled Japanese man not following the law, kinda wanted to be a jerk and say protip learn some English. This: “I don’t pay I told you guys yesterday yesterday” walk away real quick and not talk about it option select, doesn’t fly. Mine wasn’t so bad. 10 hours written in on the timecard erased. Other workers had 11-12 hour day x 3 days, 1 break for lunch provided, having clocked out, no dinner break & no take home food. I tower over this guy and I’m not even tall.

XBOX guide button stopped the game on France 3s SF 25th anniversary stream over here. That’s a new one.

2 guys going at it, Gunfight Dudley and Otana Urien… full parry corkscreww chip out. They had a team @ SBO this year, America had nothing. Represented anybody outside Japan with team name: GAIJIN SMASH!!! All 3 exclamations very important to the name.

EX headbutt fishing pretty crazy. “This guy is worse than Gootecks!!”

I’ve never been happy to see bots before. Finally, something to do! GAWD insomnia sucks…

I’m not a bot!

/Yep, making this joke too. :cybot:

Been reporting them everytime I see them but I saw once, one of you mod guys had something cool going on with auto locking them, and it was said as such in the topic. This happened in the Tournament and Events area. Which is an area on SRK looked at less, even to find the damned bots, so having something like that would be a godsend.

I think one caught on to the topics around here about that lingerie football league and had a topless, covered by the football shoulder pads oiled up woman for an avatar. GG bot.

Most of them in the Tournament and Events section are easy to peg, because they just show up in the general moderation queue since there’s not a dedicated mod there. I just reject their post, then ban the bot.

The problem now is that we’ve apparently had dozens of bots sign up before the admins enacted the policy where new members only gain membership through referrals. It’ll eventually slow down. Hell, I hope they all pop up tonight. I need something to do.

So Canada’s biggest East Coast ISP finally decides to up their net game. I’m going from 32-45 down and 1-4up, changes effective Dec 1st. This should get me playing VF5FS again and make things more bearable in Anarchy Reigns come January.

So I got a 20 minute sermon yesterday because I said ‘I wish’ when someone said believing would make my life better.
Yay religion.

It’s probably not going to affect as much as you think. Your internet connection is already ridiculously fast, and I doubt it getting a speed boost will show any improvement.

Why? Ping. Ping is the time it takes for a connection to be made between two points, in this case from you to your opponent. Most people attribute gameplay quality to speed. This is incorrect. The best indicator of gameplay quality will be your ping rate to the server or player, where the lower the number, the better. Several factors affect ping.

Skip this section if you don’t want an explanation of how all this works:

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For starters, you have wireless connections vs wired ones. Wireless connections have inherent signal loss. Signal loss affects ping rates. Even wireless connections with a stable ping still suck, because (again) it has inherent signal loss. Think of it like a water spray bottle, with the water being the data you’re dealing with. Even a straight stream has stray water being sprayed around. Same with a wireless connection, except that water bottle is set to mist with the target generally wafting it towards it. It’s not perfect. The easy solution is to use a wired connection, but there are still some people too ignorant of what makes a good connection to realize this (or some physically unable to use wired, like some I know of in here).

So let’s say both players are using wired. Well, you still have to make sure your routers are set up correctly. A router routes traffic to devices. Think of a traffic cop on a eight-lane four-way stop. He’s got to make sure that each car gets to the proper lane without any kind of direction, and cars kind of drive around aimlessly until they realize where they’re headed. Setting up port forwarding lets that cop say “Hey, you go to this lane” so the cars get to where they should be faster and no cars get lost. Lost cars equal (you guessed it) signal loss, and signal loss means a higher ping.

Okay, so you’ve got your router set up and you’re using wired, but you’re still not good to go, and unfortunately that’s about all you can control at that point. The information you’re getting and receiving still has to travel several miles, possibly hundreds or thousands of miles, traveling through relay stations, ISP hubs, and all sorts of other complicated stuff before it gets to where it needs to go… and each section of this has to be working immaculately. We’re talking miles of cable that must be undamaged, equipment that must be properly spaced (because signals are electricity, and that degrades over a set distance unless it’s refreshed by passing through a relay), and all kinds of other crap that has to be just right so it can reach your ISP and go to wherever it needs to go where, finally making a connection to the server or your opponent. Once that connection is made, then you start transferring information.

Now what does all this mean to you? It means that even if your internet speed is fast, it’s still going to have to jump through those hoops before it can even get or receive what it needs. It doesn’t mean squat if you have a fast car but you’re stuck at red lights all the time, and the ping rate indicates how long it has to wait at the stop light before you can get to transferring the information at those higher speeds.[/spoiler]

Don’t get me wrong… it WILL have some effect on your matches. You’ll probably find matches with better ping rates, but connecting to a person with a crappy ping is going to be just the same as it was, regardless of your speed. Look at it this way: I had a 10up, 1.5 down connection that had lag-free matches with a good ping (usually 60 or below).

Lmao @ WTF-Akuma-Hax being a bot. YOU PROBABLY LED THEM IN HERE. Like Loki bringing Frost Giants into Asgard. You sneaky little robot…

@Bious I got something like that recently from my old man. A bunch of backhanded insults and insinuations then in the same breath he says “I pray for you every day.” I told him straight up “I don’t care who you pray to or what you pray for. I don’t believe in your sky wizard.”

Correct response should’ve been: “Jwong bodied god, He owned him for free.”

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Dumb ass SRK lagging. Oh well, Happy All Saints Day!

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I am absolutely loving giving my friends in the UK shit for playing Assassin’s Creed 3. I told one person it was ironic they were playing it, as I thought Brits got tired of hearing the Yanks bragging about winning years ago, and I hope they enjoy playing “America Won: The Game.”

lmfao…god is free

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@swbeta
yo its even worse in atl. Especially in gwinnett county where I live. Pigs have nothing else to do.

On another…lil ones got mad candy last night. They can get their moms to sort it out…I’m not doing that tedious shit. Since they don’t really eat candy I’m prob gonna give half of it away. Mad king sizes this yr…I remember as a kid that was the best ever. A lot of good costumes this yr too…was mad they ran out of wonder woman costumes…but it was too cold for that anyway. They went as a cute witch and 90s epidemic. Fun times

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

I remember how I felt at a supermarket full of white people being the only black people there with my family. That feels REALLY AWKWARD. Like some kind of pressure. I wanted to look around but I expected that I’ll keep catching people trying to look away.

nah. Some hot new slave leia ish. Seriously though, I don’t even know how many of the Star Wars fans even call themselves fans with all the bitching. If I was lucas and I got offered 4 billion for the franchise, I’d have done it too.

Let the haters hate while I masturbate
with a $100,000 bill on a Jar Jar binks plate.

-Starhammer-

Oh yeah, our SF3 drunky flunkies (of SRK hschool clubs and cliques) also got schooled about MSoft and Sony servers. How it was explained from the Iron Galaxy devs.

It may be beyond kindergarten stuff for Mike Z’s stuff he always talks about. But it should also - still be a part of the Duckie Teaching Ping relay package. Even if its just on sent packets, I think.

Still insomniac? That was a fun show by Dave Attel on comedy central

I’m feeling like I didn’t want that 2nd wind I just got, should’ve darted off to bed. Not look at SRK and argue with wit & learn more SF3. But the last time I turned this on again, I did fall asleep to it. It’s in the first 20 minutes though on what is going to be included in the patch. Not part of the bullet point list since its technical - pherai didn’t know what’s up there! -

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Aww man that preview pane image will scare everybody away.

Should have the holding the beers or the chilada bud light thing going on as you first click play

Fantastic seeing Mike Z @ FFA that Friday back there. Told the story quickly last night elsewhere. Don’t have the energy to do it right now. But just say I expected him to be taller, I dunno. & that’s “Makoto Mike?!”

Did you feel pressured into buying juice instead of drank?

I can explain all of those. Just like, choose which one of those how many, 3 things going on in there you want explained.

Also what do those frost giants think of Iceman, haha. Probably think he’s bitch made.