A game: you have to pick a famous old person to have sex with. I mean for real old, as in old enough to collect social security.
Go.
Raquel Welch
Bea Arthur, easy question.
NEXT!
You are aware that she has been dead since 2009, right?
Just making sure, is all. I did not expressly state a rule forbidding necrophelia, no matter how objectionable I personally find it to be.
Sigourney Weaver easy
Betty White.
Step up, scrubs.
Pretty sure I wouldn’t tell the difference alive or dead, it’s just the principal of having the ability to say “Hey, I fucked Bea Arthur. Golden Girls represent.”
Patrick Stewart
I understand why…but I still hate that they took out that movie theatre scene.
Would attempt to gloss them titties with Crisco…then dive in them.
isn’t she dead already?
not that it really matters mind you.
as for me hillary clinton.
first lady cred.
link please
I hope you never ever post about how some game you played was bad after this.
I don’t play games.
Except for this one.
Right now, Shirley Bassey.
Helen Mirren…and Judi Dench.
I’ll add Vicki Guerrero to my list. Reba Macintye are well if she counts, pretty sure I spelled one of those names wrong.
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bugged jumping…
Mary Tyler Moore.
Next.
Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.
back then you didn’t need any story or realism…but man when I was young that game’s monsters freaked me out yet I still played.
Sheeeit, that’s way too easy— Helen Mirren gets pounced IMMEDIATELY, and all day long. I haven’t seen Raquel Welch in a few years, so I am unsure of that one. Other prime choices, in my opinion: Sigourney Weaver, Sally Field (yep), and Jaime Lee Curtis.
*I just saw recent video of Melanie C., aka “Sporty Spice” along with Emma “Baby Spice”… Mel has bounced back recently by losing some of the weight (sadly, she wasn’t looking so “sporty” anymore in recent years…not Star Jones fatness, but slightly chubby). However, there is still a point deduction for the tattoos. She has quite a few now, including one large tattoo on her lower right leg. Of course I’d still jump at the chance to ravage that, but I can’t stand when there’s a LOT of those stupid little pictures getting in the way of the female form’s natural beauty. It lowers the overall sex appeal every single time, no matter who it is.
…speaking of the tattoo point deduction-- I noticed recently that Lady Gaga also has a lot of them. Terrible.
ALERT: This Air Force girl on Fox & Friends right now— Elizabeth Kreft— has to be the HOTTEST broad I’ve ever seen from the military. Holy SHIT. Seriously, she wouldn’t look out of place on a prime-time CW show, or a soap opera back in the day when soap operas were still a thing! The CW casting directors need to give her a call ASAP.
*to keep tabs: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3730636/
Ainsley Earhardt is on Fox this morning looking INCREDIBLE as usual… she has her hair pulled back in a pony-tail… and it actually seems to shine like gold in the sun… outstanding.
Today (or yesterday) is the start of me waiting for my new ID. Hopefully, it will come by on either Friday or Saturday. However, seeing tomorrow’s Veterans Day, I’d probably won’t get it until Tuesday. Just my luck for not handling my business as an adult.