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Arguing with somebody who has a bad memory is retarded because those people forget how shitty their memories are.

As JoshKaz said a million Lounges ago, “Dat hoe is just addicted to Koopa dick.” :sunglasses:

Why do people have to keep discovering spiders? Why can’t we just burn them and w/e they’re found out of existence like normal people?

Yeap, I know this only to well.

There’s no sign of Baby Bowser’s parents in SMW2 either. He’s got a magic babysitter.

He can make monsters out of small creatures and plants, and can enlarge Bowser to gigantic size, but not once does he appear to help shut Mario the fuck up when he cries.

(The Mario talk has been rather hilarious. Thanks for that. It made catching up easier.)

Hmmm…I never realized until yesterday how many of David Bowie’s supposedly “best” songs are about America in some fashion. Hunh.

“Would be”? Uh…

Silly Rabbit. Faith in humanity is for kids.

…Honestly how the hell do people a) still have faith in humanity at this point yet b) only decide they want to express that “THE END IS NEAR” and like at the most minute of fuck-ups? Seriously, let’s bitch about the various, endless acts of minor stupidity and not some actually important, still-constant horrific on-goings like genocide or (institutionalized) poverty or (sex) slavery.

Nah, humanity only manages to be “beyond hope” because some white female acts extra-dumb and slutty one day in public and then photograph it. Right. All faith is lost because some vapid bitch somewhere likes Justin Bieber and/or Twilight. The horror.

And yet people still wonder why I’ve been a misanthrope for at least the past decade.

(Note: I’m not saying shit like the stuff in that link won’t one day lead to the Idiocracy Mike Judge tried to warn us about if humanity even manages to last that long. However, all the stuff in said link is as kiddy as can be when it comes to the worst that the world actually has to offer and is as kiddy as the people bitching about it often are, acting like shit like that is new in the most dramatic way possible.)

Ew :eek:

I cant believe psycho mantis is not in that playstation all star game>:(

Because Psycho Mantis would be too op.

I just wanna float around and fuck up fat princess

parappa the rapper is getting it too>:(

Is it just me or would Dolph Lundgren have made the perfect Guile in the Street Fighter movie in the 90’s? He did a better American accent than Van Damme(not saying much) and he was practically the spitting image of Guile.

^ totally agree

but van damage was more popular.

^ What amazes me is how horribly Dolph Lundgren aged. He looks like he’s been smoking 30 black tar cigarettes every day, for the past 3 decades.

Robert De Niro would make a pretty good actor for a Stalin biopic. Actually, a perfect roles for him.

I always wanted to find out how he became a chocoholic though… For an Italian man that’s a rarity.

WIN!

Just divorce her and get it over with.

Add this to the “don’t want to live here” pic.

Also, you, muthafucka. Yeah, that’s right. YOU. I posted pics and a video of Penelope Cruz making out with her sister and no one batted an eye. The day this video came out is still the most recent hottest day in my life (for more reasons than just the P. Cruz incest), so yeah, you guys are on the fail list. :tdown:
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What the fuck. Was it just for a movie or something?

And it’s not hot, it’s fucking gross, would you want to see two brothers making out?

No? I rest my case.

Just read the god damned post, Havatchu! :annoy:

I saw no such video.

I give up on all of you. cuts RJ45 cable
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Theres TWO of them bruvs!!! THERE IS AN ALMIGHTY!!! brb, gonna dehydrate myself…